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Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 04:41 PM
YOU SHALL ALL BE EATEN!

The staff is to blame.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 04:45 PM
Heheheh...

Nutcase...

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 04:47 PM
They turned me into a squid-thing with tentacles instead of a face. You'd eat people too if it happened to you.

Man, Nyarlathotep is going to be so jealous.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 04:48 PM
Greetings Citizen Bleys!!!!!

Resha
11-25-2006, 04:49 PM
Is that SWAHILI OR WHAT? :D

Chimp
11-25-2006, 04:49 PM
I'll take a piece of that action.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 04:52 PM
Is that SWAHILI OR WHAT? :D

IT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE ELDER GODS.

We were around before there WAS a Swahili...before Christ...before the dinosaurs...and we shall return in triumph. And bust /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif up.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 04:52 PM
I'll take a piece of that action.

You and me baby, aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do on the dis-covery channel, etc, etc....

Giga Guess
11-25-2006, 04:55 PM
Is that SWAHILI OR WHAT? :D

IT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE ELDER GODS.

We were around before there WAS a Swahili...before Christ...before the dinosaurs...and we shall return in triumph. And bust /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif up.

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/srsly001.jpg

Resha
11-25-2006, 04:55 PM
Is that SWAHILI OR WHAT? :D

IT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE ELDER GODS.

We were around before there WAS a Swahili...before Christ...before the dinosaurs...and we shall return in triumph. And bust /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif up.

I don't know. I don't KNOW. To me, Swahili is the only language that means anything. Ntaka kuona ngoma za.

Edit: Oh lord :( Now that the ugly owl's entered the battle, all hope is lost.

Roto13
11-25-2006, 04:56 PM
We all know the only elder god worth talking to is Mst'r Ei'bl.

http://www.taiwanfun.com/pics/0406taiwanfun/0406Eyeball.jpg

Riana
11-25-2006, 04:57 PM
You and me baby, aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do on the dis-covery channel, etc, etc....

LOL :love:

What the blinkers are you all on about? This thread doesn't make any sense.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 04:59 PM
You and me baby, aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do on the dis-covery channel, etc, etc....

LOL :love:

What the blinkers are you all on about? This thread doesn't make any sense.

It is the Highest Quality Spam Available Anywhere On The Internet! :eek:

Resha
11-25-2006, 05:00 PM
Nonsense. It's a blame staff thread.

Topic: Blame the staff (for you will be eaten) (clearly)

Hmm. I blame the staff for PMS.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:03 PM
http://cthulhuorly.ytmnd.com/

Dell
11-25-2006, 05:03 PM
GDJJ, FIEUR' FJKJSKA'GKRJG.JGWR! I have better language than you. :bigsmile:

I blame the staff because they can't excel in MS Paint like Christmas. :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:07 PM
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=GDJJ%2C+FIEUR%27+FJKJSKA%27GKRJG.JGWR%21&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

No results found

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=Ph%27nglui+mglw%27nafh+Cthulhu+R%27lyeh+wgah%27nagl+fhtagn++&btnG=Search&meta=

Results 1-10 of about 89,000

You fail.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 05:07 PM
It's a Spamination Thread :mad2:

And I am gonna vomit on it because that giant squid creature makes me feel a bit sickly...

:barf:

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:08 PM
Clarification: It's a revenge thread for turning me into Cthulhu.

Old Manus
11-25-2006, 05:08 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, so here is a description of a hamster with a pancake on it's head.

Giga Guess
11-25-2006, 05:09 PM
I worship the god Hoh Rah'Ley.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 05:11 PM
Yeeee Haaa! Let's Celebrate!

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Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:12 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, so here is a description of a hamster with a pancake on it's head.

It was most delicious. Not enough blood, though.

Evastio
11-25-2006, 05:15 PM
I never should've made the thread about making spam threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=96914) when there's no CK's online. It's all my fault that you all got the idea. :(

I'm going to get busted for sure now. :(

Ryushikaze
11-25-2006, 05:18 PM
Bah. You were only turned into Cthulu. Sure you built your mythos around getting H.P. drunk in a bar one night and leaving him with a head full of stories and a curiously aching nether region, but it could be worse.

You could be his little brother.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:18 PM
I never should've made the thread about making spam threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=96914) when there's no CK's online. It's all my fault that you all got the idea. :(

I'm going to get busted for sure now. :(

I never read that thread. The existence of this thread is as natural as sex. I made a thread to annoy the staff, so they had to get even with me. Now I have to get even with them for getting even with me. Then they'll get even with me for getting even with them for getting even with me and so on and so forth. It's a beautiful thing, really.

Christmas
11-25-2006, 05:20 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, so here is a description of a hamster with a pancake on it's picture of NANNY MANUS' head getting chop off.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/owned212.jpg

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:22 PM
Yes. More violence, my pretties...

BarelySeeAtAll
11-25-2006, 05:25 PM
YOU SHALL ALL BE EATEN!

The staff is to blame.

my sheep can eat you all :D

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-25-2006, 05:31 PM
It's voodoo, I tell you ... that spotted snake ... Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! ... 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust ... wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?... Magna Mater! Magna Mater!... Atys... Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch...

Evastio
11-25-2006, 05:32 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:

CRAPTASTIC AVENGER
11-25-2006, 05:33 PM
And then all the village children burned the world, now that was the staff's fault

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:34 PM
It's voodoo, I tell you ... that spotted snake ... Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! ... 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust ... wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?... Magna Mater! Magna Mater!... Atys... Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch...

You're trying to outweird me. Most unnacceptable, sir. Will it be pistols, or rapiers?


Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:

One day, my son, you will know.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 05:38 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:


Oh Evastio :(

When did you join the side of the Moderators? :sad:

You are supposed to be AGAINST them :crying:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Evastio
11-25-2006, 05:40 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:


Oh Evastio :(

When did you join the side of the Moderators? :sad:

You are supposed to be AGAINST them :crying:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.

Larahl
11-25-2006, 05:42 PM
REVENGE!

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 05:47 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:


Oh Evastio :(

When did you join the side of the Moderators? :sad:

You are supposed to be AGAINST them :crying:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.

tsk, you';re supposed to be against them :D its OBVIOUS that your trying to become one, but Psychotic went against them, and look at him now!

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 05:48 PM
Just wait for Leeza oh ill hearted Evastio.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 05:52 PM
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.


YOU SEE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

THEY HAVE BETRAYED YOU :eek: :eek: :eek:

THEY HAVE GONE AGAINST THEIR DUTIES AND HAVE REJECTED YOUR CALLS FOR THIS THREAD TO BE WISELY CLOSED! :eek: :eek: :eek:

They do not care for you, young Evastio :crying:

So do the right thing. MAKE them your ENEMY and defy them! Join the side of the Spammers!:mad2:

rubah
11-25-2006, 05:55 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:


Oh Evastio :(

When did you join the side of the Moderators? :sad:

You are supposed to be AGAINST them :crying:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.

You've got a lot to learn, babe.

Evastio
11-25-2006, 05:55 PM
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.


YOU SEE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

THEY HAVE BETRAYED YOU :eek: :eek: :eek:

THEY HAVE GONE AGAINST THEIR DUTIES AND HAVE REJECTED YOUR CALLS FOR THIS THREAD TO BE WISELY CLOSED! :eek: :eek: :eek:

They do not care for you, young Evastio :crying:

So do the right thing. MAKE them your ENEMY and defy them! Join the side of the Spammers!:mad2:
Won't that get us banned though? :(

rubah
11-25-2006, 05:56 PM
Yes. Don't listen to him.

Evastio
11-25-2006, 05:57 PM
I still don't get why this thread is still open. :confused:

Riana
11-25-2006, 05:58 PM
Deary deary me. :(

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 06:00 PM
Because it is Citizen Bleys you fool! He is some sort of legend or something close or far from it!

CRAPTASTIC AVENGER
11-25-2006, 06:01 PM
Deary deary me. :(
I agree.... with a passion.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:11 PM
Because it is Citizen Bleys you fool! He is some sort of legend or something close or far from it!

you are correct young one. bow down to him, and give him your riches, and your lives

Chimp
11-25-2006, 06:13 PM
I will not even give this thread the honour of me posting spam in it.

OHSHI-

Resha
11-25-2006, 06:15 PM
If any of the staff close this thread, you won't be seein' them tomorra. Cthulhu is a "craptastic" avenger in his own right. :shifty:

Rye
11-25-2006, 06:16 PM
It appears that the crotch is here to spam and sassyfrass. :p

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:16 PM
the cks and mods are getting supporters!! :eek: we're all doomed!

CRAPTASTIC AVENGER
11-25-2006, 06:17 PM
That makes Cthulu Wonderfulafogous.

Cookie
11-25-2006, 06:19 PM
I don't get this thread. At all. Chickens. :D

Evastio
11-25-2006, 06:20 PM
I don't get this thread. At all. Chickens. :D
Me neither. :(

Cookie
11-25-2006, 06:20 PM
I don't get this thread. At all. Chickens. :D
Me neither. :(

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:22 PM
:rolleyes2 some people. it is pointless spam thread, that is made special because it was created by Citizen Bleys! (now called Cthulhu)

Burtsplurt
11-25-2006, 06:25 PM
35) Most Feminine Member

Tempting.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:26 PM
to quote monty python:
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam (lovely sppaaaam)
spam spam spam spam (wonderful sppaaam)
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam

No.78
11-25-2006, 06:27 PM
It's like the tilde here.

Cookie
11-25-2006, 06:29 PM
Hey, your sig is similar to mine. That DID need mentioning. :D

Timerk
11-25-2006, 06:29 PM
The existence of this thread is as natural as sex.

That is totally going in my sig.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 06:46 PM
Pass the Cthulhu, please.

Leeza
11-25-2006, 06:48 PM
You green, sticky spawn of the stars. Back to your tomb! Back! Back!

Vincent, Thunder God
11-25-2006, 06:50 PM
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:


Oh Evastio :(

When did you join the side of the Moderators? :sad:

You are supposed to be AGAINST them :crying:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I've always been on their side. I think. :confused:

I think they went against me and thier duties since they aren't closing this thread though. This is a topicless thread that's gone off topic and has a lot of spam in it.

I'm with Evastio. Just because Citizen Bleys is a so-called legend, it doesn't mean that the CK's and administrators can just slack off because they like him a lot.

They're getting more and more selective by the thread. If I made this thread, would it still be open? No! If Evastio made this thread, would it still be open? NO!

*fumes*

It's Citizen Bleys, so you CKs will just let him spam up the forum because you favor him over everybody else.

Leeza
11-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Making posts on how/what to spam is so off-topic.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:55 PM
give them the benefit of the doubt because they are new

LunarWeaver
11-25-2006, 06:56 PM
I'm chortling with delight right now.

Resha
11-25-2006, 06:57 PM
Nonsense, VTG, can't you see that the staff are being brow-beaten? Can you not see with what power Cthulhu renders their thread-closing techniques useless?

The CKs aren't "letting" him do anything. They're being threatened with sexual sanctions even as we, the minions, swarm to take advantage of the situation.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:57 PM
haha as im I. infact, im laughing that much that chickens are pouring out of my ears, right into the grips of Cthulhu!

Vincent, Thunder God
11-25-2006, 07:01 PM
Making posts on how/what to spam is so off-topic.

I mean no disrespect, but let me make this comment.

1. You say this if the whole of the thread wasn't off-topic already.

2. Personally I think you're trying to avoid the issue by squashing whatever comments are made on the surprising fact that this thread is still open.

That is the last I will say on this topic. I'm not saying this as a challenge of power, it is merely my opinion.

Dr Unne
11-25-2006, 07:07 PM
So, who'd be interested in an EoFF Fantasy Tentacle Monster league?

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:14 PM
Making posts on how/what to spam is so off-topic.

I mean no disrespect, but let me make this comment.

1. You say this if the whole of the thread wasn't off-topic already.

2. Personally I think you're trying to avoid the issue by squashing whatever comments are made on the surprising fact that this thread is still open.

That is the last I will say on this topic. I'm not saying this as a challenge of power, it is merely my opinion.

Just take what Resha said. dont get all annoyed at the fact that the thread is open, ou have to relax the rules once in a while


So, who'd be interested in an EoFF Fantasy Tentacle Monster league?

oh yes, i would love to!! ive ALWAYS wanted to be the 7th tentacle!

Shauna
11-25-2006, 07:19 PM
Woah. A tentacle monster league? :D Pick me! :D

Cookie
11-25-2006, 07:20 PM
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That's all I have to say on the matter.
:D

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:21 PM
Woah. A tentacle monster league? :D Pick me! :D

you are too late, feeble one, i have taken this offer, and burned it to smithereens! MUHUHAHA! *whisper* what...more that one place...oh...hehe go on then, join :D

Vincent, Thunder God
11-25-2006, 07:21 PM
Making posts on how/what to spam is so off-topic.

I mean no disrespect, but let me make this comment.

1. You say this if the whole of the thread wasn't off-topic already.

2. Personally I think you're trying to avoid the issue by squashing whatever comments are made on the surprising fact that this thread is still open.

That is the last I will say on this topic. I'm not saying this as a challenge of power, it is merely my opinion.

Just take what Resha said. dont get all annoyed at the fact that the thread is open, ou have to relax the rules once in a while

Well I agree, the rules should be a little laxer. It's not so much that this thread it open, it's that many other threads (some of which weren't even spam and were perfectly good topics, and not copies of past topics) were closed instead.

It seems odd to me that this is open while those are not.

Nevertheless, it is in no way my decision to make.

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 07:26 PM
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:27 PM
no! :eek: not that cats!! IM BLINDED!!! ARGH

Shauna
11-25-2006, 07:28 PM
Woah. A tentacle monster league? :D Pick me! :D

you are too late, feeble one, i have taken this offer, and burned it to smithereens! MUHUHAHA! *whisper* what...more that one place...oh...hehe go on then, join :D

;_;! You had me worried there! Whew!

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 07:28 PM
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:29 PM
Woah. A tentacle monster league? :D Pick me! :D

you are too late, feeble one, i have taken this offer, and burned it to smithereens! MUHUHAHA! *whisper* what...more that one place...oh...hehe go on then, join :D

;_;! You had me worried there! Whew!

oh, sorry, its was just a little misunderstanding hehe...curses, foiled again! NNOOO NOT MORE CATS

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 07:31 PM
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:33 PM
*fact that he is blind means that he cannot see the next instalment of cats* (do not point out that if i am blind, how would i know there were more cats)

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 07:35 PM
Unfortunately, there is a limit to 100 images per post. :(

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:36 PM
oh dear...then we will have to make there be a larger limit, just for the cat smiley!!

theundeadhero
11-25-2006, 07:42 PM
*Leeza got rid of the smoking cat*

:(

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:43 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
how dare she

themagicroundabout
11-25-2006, 07:53 PM
Cthulhu fhtagn.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:09 PM
This is a terrible thread and you're all terrible people.

Old Manus
11-25-2006, 08:11 PM
PHANTAM DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:14 PM
Because it is Citizen Bleys you fool! He is some sort of legend or something close or far from it!

Fool. They're more likely to close a spam thread because I started it and give me some crap about setting an example or some other such utter nonsense as though I was still one of them.

And then I'd have to make with the tentacle rapings. That's Kishi's territory, and nobody really wants to see that happen.

Venom
11-25-2006, 08:14 PM
KFC

Kids For Cthulhu.

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 08:15 PM
Did you mean: PHANTOM DUKE

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:17 PM
KFC

Kids For Cthulhu.

H**tur H**tur H**tur, He's your master

Moon Rabbits
11-25-2006, 08:18 PM
I'm not even going to pretend that I know what's going on.

I'm going to go sing and make kraft dinner now, though.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 08:18 PM
when are you taking over the world then?

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:19 PM
I'm not even going to pretend that I know what's going on.

There's nothing complicated about armageddon.

Venom
11-25-2006, 08:19 PM
Cthulhu is my master...within reason.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 08:19 PM
y'never know, tomorrow might be the apocolypse, if your lucky

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:20 PM
THERE IS NO REASON. THERE IS ONLY R'LYEH.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:21 PM
You can have R'lyeh. I'll take Rand McNally.

Venom
11-25-2006, 08:21 PM
Calls for Cthulhu. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8)

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 08:22 PM
can i take ya rly!?

Moon Rabbits
11-25-2006, 08:25 PM
Ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!

I used to know a website with the Call of Cthulhu told with pictures of stuffed animals, but I've forgotten it.

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 08:25 PM
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/000.gif

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/001.gif

OMG UNBAN ME111
11-25-2006, 08:47 PM
I smelled the spam and couldn't resist.

Does it bother any of you that you're all hypocritical mutants? And all that talk about how spam is bad. FOLLOW THE RULES YOU ENFORCE, YOU OXYGEN DEPRIVED FREAKS.

Now allow me to crawl back into that pit of banned people and such. :)

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 08:49 PM
I smelled the spam and couldn't resist.

Does it bother any of you that you're all hypocritical mutants? And all that talk about how spam is bad. FOLLOW THE RULES YOU ENFORCE, YOU OXYGEN DEPRIVED FREAKS.

Now allow me to crawl back into that pit of banned people and such. :)

Hi Decessus! *waves*

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 08:50 PM
bye decessus *waves*

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 08:53 PM
bye decessus *waves*

It was fun while it lasted :(

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:54 PM
Does it bother any of you that you're all hypocritical mutants?


Why thank y--

oh, you mean the staff.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 08:54 PM
all 2 secs of it

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:01 PM
all 2 secs of it

It was time well spent! :hyper:

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 09:02 PM
haha yeah okok

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 09:02 PM
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-1.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-2.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-3.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-4.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-5.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-6.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-7.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-8.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-9.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-10.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-11.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-12.png
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-13.pnghttp://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/114/panel-14.png

XxSephirothxX
11-25-2006, 09:07 PM
Finally, some entertaining threads start popping up. Maybe the Ciddies really are worth something! :p

More quality spam plz.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 09:10 PM
yum, quality spam and tomato sauce!

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 09:12 PM
Does it bother any of you that you're all hypocritical mutants?Absolutely. It's such an internet injustice! Your banning will haunt me for many nights to come, I fear.

Still, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Hey, squidface, how do you get your tentacles polished to get such a nice overall sheen? I'm guessing it's Mr. Sheen.

Chemical
11-25-2006, 09:14 PM
Ode to Cthulhu

Born from the loins of a squidish race
With hatred aplenty and elderly distaste
Alone in seclusion he was once banned
By our heoric protagonist, Yams the Yam

Back from the abyss of the eternaly damned
Cthulhu raises the fist of a mighty and evil hand
His shouts and war cries carry over EOFF land:
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!

A plee is pleaded by the simple folk
"Won't someone eliminate this vile and offensive joke!?"
And as each cry is silenced by a tentacle rape
Cthulhu plants an egg in the appendix of his unfortunate mate

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:15 PM
yum, quality spam and tomato sauce!

and some french fries.



Cthulhu plants an egg in the appendix of his unfortunate mate

Mmmm, eggs! :drool:

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 09:18 PM
I can kick a baby about 100 yards or so. Puppies fly even further. Kitties just get owned.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:21 PM
We are now on the 5th Page of this Educational Topic! :eek:

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 09:23 PM
Not if you don't use 30 posts per page.

OMG I PWNED DEVIL MAN I AM NOW JESUS MAN!!! :strut:

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 09:26 PM
Unless you're a beautiful goddess, you can't pwn big DM.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:30 PM
Not if you don't use 30 posts per page.

OMG I PWNED DEVIL MAN I AM NOW JESUS MAN!!! :strut:


http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Cries.gif



Unless you're a beautiful goddess, you can't pwn big DM.


http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/BlowKiss2.gifhttp://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/BlowKiss2.gif

Chemical
11-25-2006, 09:31 PM
Unless you're a beautiful goddess, you can't pwn big DM.

Oh but Psychotic is!

PROOF:
http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/manfairy.jpg

YTDN
11-25-2006, 09:33 PM
if this is an official spam thread, then I must post in it.

...



LOL ONEHUNDREDANDTWENTYSIXTH POST

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 09:33 PM
SPAM

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 09:35 PM
Oh but Psychotic is!

PROOF:
http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/manfairy.jpgPsychotic for Sexiest Male. Uh...I mean Female. Actually, can we have a Sexiest Transvestite next time?

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 09:35 PM
http://www.kt.rim.or.jp/%7Eksk/spam/spamcans-s.jpg

themagicroundabout
11-25-2006, 09:36 PM
This reminds me of that one time when

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:39 PM
Let's Boogie!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Boogie1.gif

YTDN
11-25-2006, 09:42 PM
Let's Boogie!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Boogie1.gif

Now for the biggest lol ever.

LOL

Misfit
11-25-2006, 09:42 PM
Cthulhu needs to get married. Giraffe-looking things, yes.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 09:45 PM
This is Devil Man in Action!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Devil.gif

YTDN
11-25-2006, 09:46 PM
This is Devil Man in Action!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Devil.gif

Is the little green dude Cthulhu?

starseeker
11-25-2006, 09:50 PM
This is Devil Man in Action!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Emoticons%202/Devil.gif

Is the little green dude Cthulhu?

No, it's all the men who can compete with him for willing females.

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 09:56 PM
I strongly concur.

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 09:57 PM
APOJVNAE9HAHFVL';ANSDVO[HWEHIAODNGALKSDNVA;PSJODBGV[AIWET[IADV ZLDJVN[alkdnfva'lichva[oenfa;osiudhv[aemnfgp;oahb'kszdnnarg[0iawgop[sdnv aosa[opwihansdsadoipdsjl;fkafdwjohg9-fvb m9[a08efgzdvbn[asjdfgW(&)gawg[0aregap'rwegghnuj0rgnuoprwnhvnrwguhr? :cat:


:cat:!

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 10:01 PM
APOJVNAE9HAHFVL';ANSDVO[HWEHIAODNGALKSDNVA;PSJODBGV[AIWET[IADV ZLDJVN[alkdnfva'lichva[oenfa;osiudhv[aemnfgp;oahb'kszdnnarg[0iawgop[sdnv aosa[opwihansdsadoipdsjl;fkafdwjohg9-fvb m9[a08efgzdvbn[asjdfgW(&)gawg[0aregap'rwegghnuj0rgnuoprwnhvnrwguhr? :cat:


:cat:!


Devil Man concurs

Merry Christmas Everybody!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/666DevilMan/Animations/SantaClaus.gif

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 10:10 PM
I'm tempted to close this thread now. Nothing is going to beat Cthulhu Bladen.

Chemical
11-25-2006, 10:13 PM
As Highpriestess of Cthulhu I would like to make one important statement:

All your flesh are belong to us!!!!11

Leeza
11-25-2006, 10:19 PM
*Leeza got rid of the smoking cat*

:(
It was not I. Blame Shlup. I kind of started to like that little kitty. :cat:


I'm tempted to close this thread now. Nothing is going to beat Cthulhu Bladen.
Except when Cthulhu Bladen is deleted. :roll:

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 10:21 PM
Oh what? Now it has to be re-opened. Good work Leeza, you secret spam lover.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 10:21 PM
Cthulhu needs to get married. Giraffe-looking things, yes.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Leeza
11-25-2006, 10:22 PM
Oh what? Now it has to be re-opened. Good work Leeza, you secret spam lover.

Who? Me? :)

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 10:23 PM
As admin I have authority over decisions to reopen threads as presented by a knight.

.

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 10:29 PM
:) :cat:

Roto13
11-25-2006, 10:32 PM
IN

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 10:37 PM
OUT

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-25-2006, 10:45 PM
IN: <a href="http://bando.smallcave.net/index.php?showtopic=703">Haiku</a>
OUT: <a href="http://bando.smallcave.net/index.php?showtopic=700">Calculus</a>

Roto13
11-25-2006, 10:54 PM
I should spam more. And not just here.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 11:00 PM
http://www.vespernet.org/gorbachev4.jpg

RANDOM GORBACHEV!

(now just leave the thread closed ffs)