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rubah
11-25-2006, 07:22 PM
1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?

2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?

3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?

Roto13
11-25-2006, 07:24 PM
1) eww, no

2) eww, no

3) eww, no

Resha
11-25-2006, 07:25 PM
What, rubah blue totem-head? What? No, of course not!

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 07:25 PM
i just get a new one out if it runs out

Roto13
11-25-2006, 07:25 PM
I use a wet rag on a stick.

Chloe.
11-25-2006, 07:32 PM
1) Yes. :bigsmile:

2) Ewww no way. :p

3)....Sometimes....:shifty:

Captain Maxx Power
11-25-2006, 07:32 PM
Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!

BardTard
11-25-2006, 07:36 PM
1) Sometimes
2) No
3) Yes

Owen Macwere
11-25-2006, 07:38 PM
1) NEVER.

2) IMPOSSIBLE.

3) I don't know!.

The Devil Man
11-25-2006, 07:42 PM
I have a toilet that shoots water up into your butt hole making it nice and clean :)

You know... i think it's called a french toilet or something. It just shoots a nice, relaxing jet stream right into where-the-sun-don't-shine.

Indeed, i spend more time on there then actually doing Mother Nature's 'Other Business'. :bigsmile:

White Raven
11-25-2006, 07:44 PM
1. Yes. Because it would be wasteful if I didn't.

2. No. Though it would be wasteful to not do so, that's just a bit to far even for me.

3. Yes. If I didn't my 3 female roommates would definitely nag me to death.

:)

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:18 PM
Using the roll would permanently damage your anus most likely.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:21 PM
PPTP means Point To Point Tunnelling Protocol, not the outhouse on a reservation.

Necronopticous
11-25-2006, 08:24 PM
I use three seashells.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:25 PM
How's that virtual sex working out for you?

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 08:54 PM
1. Yes
2. What kind of question is that?
3. Sometimes.

I also use wipes for extra freshness.:D

Polaris
11-25-2006, 11:20 PM
1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?

Most of the times that doesn't happen...


2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?

ahem... no


3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?

yes I do...

:lol:

Xander
11-25-2006, 11:24 PM
1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?

Nah, I'll leave it and then start a new one instead probably.. xD

2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?

Haha, noo!

3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?

Depends where I am, mostly no, cos I'm lazy.

Old Manus
11-25-2006, 11:55 PM
If I'm really desperate, the newspaper I'm reading. Or the shower curtain.

Roto13
11-26-2006, 01:01 AM
What do you do with a roll after you wipe with it? You can't really flush it.

rubah
11-26-2006, 01:44 AM
In certain areas of rural Arkansas (including my house) a wastebasket is still an appropriate place to dispose of used toiletries. That is where the roll goes.

I will try to scrape toilet paper off the roll to use, mostly because I am lazy and rarely replace the roll, and if I am desperate I will use the roll, but not most of the time.

escobert
11-26-2006, 02:07 AM
1 If I have to
2 No
3 See number 4

Roto13
11-26-2006, 02:51 AM
You put /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif in your garbage? o_O'

Shlup
11-26-2006, 03:35 AM
I use the whole roll, save the roll itself 'cause that's just what school teachers do, and replace the roll. And if I'm at someone's house and their roll isn't on the roller, I put it on.

Chimp
11-26-2006, 03:44 AM
1) Yes
2) Never have before, but I might in the future now that you have enlightened me on the subject
3) No

Yamaneko
11-26-2006, 03:44 AM
I can't stand using the roll on the roller. It takes too much time. Freehand is superior.

Chimp
11-26-2006, 03:54 AM
Yamaneko, what do you mean? Do you just let the roll sit on a counter next to the toilet? That's usually what I do. I can't be assed into putting it in the danglething.

Sylvie
11-26-2006, 03:56 AM
When I use the last piece, I write on the roll: "HAHA. YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!"

Yamaneko
11-26-2006, 03:57 AM
Yamaneko, what do you mean? Do you just let the roll sit on a counter next to the toilet? That's usually what I do. I can't be assed into putting it in the danglething.
Yeah. It's also easier to fold the paper that way too.

rubah
11-26-2006, 05:43 AM
You put /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif in your garbage? o_O'

If you eat enough fiber, it doesn't really ever get on the tissue. You'd be surprised.

Hambone
11-26-2006, 04:41 PM
1. Yes

2. No. That's just stupid.

3. If I can find some rolls then yes.

NorthernChaosGod
11-27-2006, 08:49 AM
No.

No.

Yes.

Quindiana Jones
11-27-2006, 09:04 AM
I wish I lived in a Teepee. :(

Hang on, what?

Riana
11-27-2006, 10:33 AM
1) Yes, why waste it?

2) Ewww no. I make sure there's an extra roll BEFORE I do my business.

3) Yes I do.

Mirage
11-27-2006, 10:49 AM
1. If there is no other choice, yes.
2. No, I'd rather take a good shower down there.
3. Sometimes.

Firo Volondé
11-27-2006, 11:17 AM
1. Sometimes
2. No
3. Yes

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-27-2006, 03:51 PM
No... No.... and uh... No... I change it if I need it.

louby_4eva
11-27-2006, 04:14 PM
I use three seashells.

Lol :D :D :D

1) Not usually
2) when I was much younger and couldn't find the new loo roll, because my mum hid it in her room and I wasn't allowed in :shifty:
3) Yes because I'm nice :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

fire_of_avalon
11-27-2006, 04:57 PM
I have a toilet that shoots water up into your butt hole making it nice and clean :)

You know... i think it's called a french toilet or something. It just shoots a nice, relaxing jet stream right into where-the-sun-don't-shine.

Indeed, i spend more time on there then actually doing Mother Nature's 'Other Business'. :bigsmile:

That's a bidet.

To answer rubah's questions:

1) I do if I have to.
2) I would if I had to.
3) Yes.

Related question: Have you ever done the pants-down shuffle across the room to retrieve more toilet paper?

Mirage
11-27-2006, 06:15 PM
No, but I've called my mother with my mobile phone to ask her to get some more :(.

Quindiana Jones
11-27-2006, 07:35 PM
This would so get closed if it was made by anyone else. :(

Pants down shuffle? Yup.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
11-27-2006, 07:41 PM
I'm conservative. The women of my family seem wasteful. It makes me feel like this big -----> o

Jess
11-27-2006, 09:07 PM
1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?
Yeah, there is no point in wasting it!

2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?
Eeeeee! Definitely not.

3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?
Yes, if I know where the fresh ones are kept. :jess:

nik0tine
11-28-2006, 03:40 AM
I don't really need to wipe, I guess.

Jigsaw
11-28-2006, 11:33 PM
I've never thought about using the end of the roll or the roll itself! It sounds kind of weird, but so does a lot of other conservationalist things. Hmm. I'll consider it, but my little brother might get to it first and he always makes a huge mess, you'd think he was five! No, even five years old can use the bathroom better than that! My parents are entirely too slack with him.

Jessweeee♪
11-28-2006, 11:45 PM
1) Do you use the last piece of toilet paper that you pretty much have to scrap off the roll to use?
Yep.
2) Do you then use the roll, if that last bit wasn't enough?
No.
3) Are you always polite and replace the empty roll with a fresh one?
Weeellll....Sometimes. Depends if the seat was up or not.



Which brings up another subject I think I'll start a new thread for.

oddler
11-29-2006, 12:20 AM
I can't stand using the roll on the roller. It takes too much time. Freehand is superior.

For the first time ever, I have read one of your posts and strongly disagreed with you. :(

And who says you need to fold it?

I use whatever I get off the roll.
I have never used the roll and I doubt I ever will.
I always replace the roll unless it's impossible due to lack of supplies.

Edit: Shuffle? Yes.

Spammerman
11-29-2006, 02:04 AM
1) eww, no

2) eww, no

3) eww, no

Yamaneko
11-29-2006, 05:09 AM
And who says you need to fold it?
Folding maximizes surface area and reduces unnecessary use of paper as had through "crumpling".