Private Profiles

[Chemical]

As you all know there are "Public Profiles" that can be viewed by any member. They contain information such as location, age, birthday (Yams and I were born on the same day... must be why he's so cool), and in my case a stunningly gorgeous user picture.

I started to think though... What if all of us had -private- profiles that contained information compiled by the CKs and Admins for who knows what devious purpose.

What information would you private profile contain?

[Chimp]

Mine would consist of the following:

No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Those actually exist, by the way.

[Cookie]

Mine would consist of the following:

No U.

[McLovin']

"Why are you looking here?"

[Diango12]

The fact that i haven't paid my taxes for a while.. Oh no!

[Shauna]

This person is really awesome! :D

[Citizen Bleys]

I know your "three sizes"

[Psychotic]

There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".

[XxSephirothxX]

Surely humorous jokes at my expense, and a more provocative image of Domo-kun. You just can't get enough of that action.

[Citizen Bleys]

There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".

You only have the Known ones?

I thought they were gonna let the Knights in on the really juicy stuff after I left.

[Yamaneko]

Peeing in a litter box counts as "known" by the way.

[Citizen Bleys]

Perish like the worm you are

[Old Manus]

Goatse

[escobert]

Things that I will be banned for talking about. Seriously.

[Christmas]

Goatse

The number of diapers NANNY MANUS wet daily. :bigsmile:

[escobert]

/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif :D?

wtf!? t u b g i r l is edited out xD

[Ashley Schovitz]

I'm not getting the question here.

[escobert]

But is the question getting you!?

[Frozen Phantom]

*if your reading this you will be violently stabed to death in 7 days*

[blackmage_nuke]

"im watching you right now"

[DarkLadyNyara]

Phone number of the nearest psych ward.

[Hambone]

Last visit on EoFF.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*blank*

[Larahl]

"Hello, hello banana phone!"
:bigsmile:

[Anaisa]

Last visit on EoFF.That can be seen on the public profile.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

The number of porn films i see weekly!

[Citizen Bleys]

The number of porn films i see weekly!

A DWORD variable can only store values from 0-65535.

[Hambone]

Last visit on EoFF.That can be seen on the public profile.

It was a joke. ;)

[Dell]

"I'm a cat"

[Shlup]

[insert staff joke about pornography here]

[Quindiana Jones]

I dunno what mine would consist of. It's private. :(

[theundeadhero]

"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

[Miriel]

"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

[Resha]

"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

That's the right attitude, Miriel. *snuggles* You are a good woman in a sea of cat-lovers.

[Shaun]

There are probably a couple of staff members I can think of who'd like to see me banned. I'm not naming names though.

[Dell]

Oh yeah, I another private profiles:

"The number you have dial is not available"

[theundeadhero]

Actually I was saying that I prefer puppies, so I'm the one being shunned.

[fire_of_avalon]

"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

!!!!!!!!!

"May soon die from exposure to Staff Forum. Treat delicately."

[-N-]

"Watch for excessive drunken behavior. DT at will."

[Denmark]

"Is actually a bear. Keep quarantined in lab facility until further notice. Destroy this message."