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Chemical
11-25-2006, 08:30 PM
As you all know there are "Public Profiles" that can be viewed by any member. They contain information such as location, age, birthday (Yams and I were born on the same day... must be why he's so cool), and in my case a stunningly gorgeous user picture.

I started to think though... What if all of us had -private- profiles that contained information compiled by the CKs and Admins for who knows what devious purpose.

What information would you private profile contain?

Chimp
11-25-2006, 08:39 PM
Mine would consist of the following:

No.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:39 PM
Those actually exist, by the way.

Cookie
11-25-2006, 08:40 PM
Mine would consist of the following:

No U.

McLovin'
11-25-2006, 08:40 PM
"Why are you looking here?"

Diango12
11-25-2006, 08:44 PM
The fact that i haven't paid my taxes for a while.. Oh no!

Shauna
11-25-2006, 08:48 PM
This person is really awesome! :D

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:56 PM
I know your "three sizes"

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 09:18 PM
There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".

XxSephirothxX
11-25-2006, 09:20 PM
Surely humorous jokes at my expense, and a more provocative image of Domo-kun. You just can't get enough of that action.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 10:23 PM
There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".

You only have the Known ones?

I thought they were gonna let the Knights in on the really juicy stuff after I left.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 10:25 PM
Peeing in a litter box counts as "known" by the way.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 11:03 PM
Perish like the worm you are

Old Manus
11-25-2006, 11:48 PM
Goatse

escobert
11-26-2006, 01:58 AM
Things that I will be banned for talking about. Seriously.

Christmas
11-26-2006, 02:42 AM
Goatse

The number of diapers NANNY MANUS wet daily. :bigsmile:

escobert
11-26-2006, 02:48 AM
/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif :D?

wtf!? t u b g i r l is edited out xD

Ashley Schovitz
11-26-2006, 02:58 AM
I'm not getting the question here.

escobert
11-26-2006, 03:05 AM
But is the question getting you!?

Frozen Phantom
11-26-2006, 03:26 AM
*if your reading this you will be violently stabed to death in 7 days*

blackmage_nuke
11-26-2006, 03:57 AM
"im watching you right now"

DarkLadyNyara
11-26-2006, 04:05 AM
Phone number of the nearest psych ward.

Hambone
11-26-2006, 04:12 AM
Last visit on EoFF.

NorthernChaosGod
11-26-2006, 07:42 AM
*blank*

Larahl
11-26-2006, 10:58 AM
"Hello, hello banana phone!"
:bigsmile:

Anaisa
11-26-2006, 11:02 AM
Last visit on EoFF.That can be seen on the public profile.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-26-2006, 12:11 PM
The number of porn films i see weekly!

Citizen Bleys
11-26-2006, 04:24 PM
The number of porn films i see weekly!

A DWORD variable can only store values from 0-65535.

Hambone
11-26-2006, 04:47 PM
Last visit on EoFF.That can be seen on the public profile.

It was a joke. ;)

Dell
11-27-2006, 06:38 AM
"I'm a cat"

Shlup
11-27-2006, 07:14 AM
[insert staff joke about pornography here]

Quindiana Jones
11-27-2006, 08:55 AM
I dunno what mine would consist of. It's private. :(

theundeadhero
11-27-2006, 11:30 AM
"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Miriel
11-27-2006, 11:50 AM
"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

Resha
11-27-2006, 02:50 PM
"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

That's the right attitude, Miriel. *snuggles* You are a good woman in a sea of cat-lovers.

Shaun
11-27-2006, 03:11 PM
There are probably a couple of staff members I can think of who'd like to see me banned. I'm not naming names though.

Dell
11-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Oh yeah, I another private profiles:

"The number you have dial is not available"

theundeadhero
11-27-2006, 04:09 PM
Actually I was saying that I prefer puppies, so I'm the one being shunned.

fire_of_avalon
11-27-2006, 05:02 PM
"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."

Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.

I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:

!!!!!!!!!

"May soon die from exposure to Staff Forum. Treat delicately."

-N-
11-27-2006, 11:52 PM
"Watch for excessive drunken behavior. DT at will."

Denmark
11-28-2006, 06:11 AM
"Is actually a bear. Keep quarantined in lab facility until further notice. Destroy this message."