What Do You Have To Offer To EoFF?

[Evastio]

What do you have to offer to EoFF?

The only thing I have to offer is my knowledge of FF1-7, my opinions, and my sig making "skills".

[Roto13]

Thinly veiled sarcasm.

[Jowy]

I'm an op in #eoff. I contribute something!

[Shauna]

Nothing. :(

[rubah]

My good looks

[Reles]

My knowledge (what little of it) and my wisdom. :D?

[McLovin']

A additional post to the already 1,378,057 and counting.

[Old Manus]

I got some of the good stuff right here. Out of town, this goes at £70 a shot, but I got a good feeling about you, so we'll call it fifty. Meet me at the parking lot in two hours.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

My cuteness. :bigsmile:

Just kidding, i'm not really sure what I offer. I'm pretty sure sig making is one of them.

[Sylvie]

Signatures, humor, and hatred. And flamewars.

[Chloe.]

Myself. :bigsmile:

[Owen Macwere]

Friendship, sig making and caring. I'd offer more if I can. :bigsmile:

[Polaris]

Sig resize and avatars :D
Also my friendship and posts... and u're lucky to have it :mad:

[yumi]

I think the question should be what does eoff have to offer me?

[I Don't Need A Name]

occasional help, occasional spam and lots of usernotes

[Madonna]

The pleasure of my company and [such] (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php).

[blackmage_nuke]

Incredibly sarcastic posts such as this one

[Levian]

An EoFF without a Levian is like a fish without a bicycle.

[K-chan]

Er... the occasional post.

[No.78]

Pie.

[Mirage]

Videogame and computer knowledge, as well as my dry wit.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

my "love" for you all, and my obsession with sheep

[Frozen Phantom]

My well of infinite violence!!!!!

also, love advice :eek:

if you ever need love advice heres my motto, think of love like a FF and you can't fail!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

All I can offer is the promise that if I ever get bored, I will not just die out. I shall make as many posts as is possible that feature pictures of porn along with links. That is all I can do.

[theundeadhero]

Frontsite pages.
Other than that, you tell me. You have a better idea than I do.

[Yamaneko]

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and utter dependence!


Also, the inclusion of context-specific Simpsons' quotes. You don't want a forum without that. Trust me.

[Mirage]

my "love" for you all, and my obsession with sheep
Are you Welsh perchance?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Usernotes and Private Messages and that's pretty much all I'm good for.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Great advice and interesting opinions.

Not to mention the fact that I've introduced everyone to my religion. :p

[Citizen Bleys]

Sweet bugger all. I should be banned soon.

[Yamaneko]

It's better than what you currently offer: pestilence.

[Psychotic]

Once every one thousand posts I say something funny. It's an average that's higher than most.

And a quick CTRL+F on the banned members list reveals I've removed 51 pieces of scum from this place, which in 6 months isn't a bad haul!(HINT: Psy for best CK)

[The Devil Man]

Devil Man offers his MADNESS.

[Quindiana Jones]

Several STDs.

[Shlup]

Nothing. It's why they let me be admin again.

[RiseToFall]

My rising and falling skillz.

[Agent Proto]

I contribute myself as the host with the most!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

My opinions, thoughts, sometimes knowledge related to video games. On rare occasion sigs.

[NeoCracker]

My pimpness of course. And my bling.

[Tavrobel]

A very pathetic and un-humorous source of false wisdom and failed knowledge that does nothing but waste space and contribute nothing to anyone in any way whatsoever.

[sephirothishere]

im a cool dude....duhh...

[Venom]

Nothing. Because it should be EoFF offering me something.

[Moon Rabbits]

I contribute CUTENESS OF MOON RABBITS.

[LunarWeaver]

I don't see anybody else with a green tractor as a location. This contributes to the very stability of things.

[escobert]

Sex

[Kappy]

Whatever YOU want, daddy

[Avarice-ness]

I offer EoFF.. Myself.
Take me for all I am. :razz:

[-N-]

I've always offered the worst parts of my personality so that they don't display themselves in more important social contexts, such as real life.

[rubah]

Once every one thousand posts I say something funny. It's an average that's higher than most.

And a quick CTRL+F on the banned members list reveals I've removed 51 pieces of scum from this place, which in 6 months isn't a bad haul!(HINT: Psy for best CK)

Vote me for Best CK, I've only banned 22 people in 15 months, thus I'm less likely to ban YOU.

[Psychotic]

Vote me for Best CK, I've only banned 22 people in 15 months, thus I'm less likely to ban YOU.She's also less likely to ban the guy who posts donkey porn in a thread which you happen to open just as your mother is entering the room.

[Christmas]

What Do You Have To Offer To EoFF?

It should be the other way round. :bigsmile:

[rubah]

She's also less likely to ban the guy who posts donkey porn in a thread which you happen to open just as your mother is entering the room.

Ah, but I assure you I wouldn't save it to my harddrive either.

[41-Inches-Wide]

COCONUT BOY.

[Martyr]

I know everything about FF1.

I usually provide a little bit of controversy in the debates when everybody starts agreeing with each other. (This is usually because I fight to the death over something ludicrous and wrong, but whatever)

[Dell]

I offer Dell computer for the staff to break it. :(

[Se-davvero-esiste]

A sturdy hand for when times get rough and someone needs a verbal bitchslap.

I can also assemble a burrito in under 2.5 seconds if need be. I have no idea what that is in Metric time, so you European guys are SOL about the joke (or lack thereof).

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, we all know metric time is faster than the American system.

[Se-davvero-esiste]

Lousy Metric Time...

[Zeromus_X]

The forum's healthy exercise in cat smiley usage. :) :cat:

In all seriousness, I guess....um....well. :( :cat:

[Leeza]

My ability to ban. 90 so far and trying to get to an even 100 before the end of the year. :cat:

And posting the cat smilie. :)

[The Captain]

My ability to add to Leeza's total of banned members.. or not so much.


Take care all.

[Vincent Valentine]

My capacity to be remembered by nobody here (5 years now, and still counting), but loved by anyone who is ever exposed to my presence. :cool:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

My Englishness

[Firo Volondé]

I offer subtle wit, such as:



my "love" for you all, and my obsession with sheep
Are you Welsh perchance?

Or from New Zealand?

Also, cookies. :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

[Miriel]

Lots and lots of pictures. Of feet.

[Riana]

My innocence and sweetness~

[Quindiana Jones]

Persistant cracks at Psychotic and Levian's sexuality.

[Anaisa]

Originality. An it's much needed.

[Jess]

:jess:, ofcourse.

[Burtsplurt]

My, um, innocence and sweetness~

smileysmileyhearts for everyone!

(Yep, can't think of anything. Again.)

[XxSephirothxX]

I um. I do stuff. For that frontsite nobody from the forums visit.

[Quindiana Jones]

What frontsite? :bigsmile:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

My incredible porn knowledge!

[oddler]

A virgin child for the gods of EoFF. Or nothing, pretty much.

[XxSephirothxX]

What frontsite? :bigsmile:
Thank god you're here to offer EoFF such a unique and fresh sense of humor.

[-N-]

Come now Azar, I haven't heard that joke in about 6 weeks. Of course, it's been about 6 weeks since I was here last... :shifty:

[Del Murder]

I've already paid my dues.

[nik0tine]

Arrogance.

[Rye]

Fancy tickles. :p

[Evastio]

Wow. Most of you think you're not contributing much. :(

[Spammerman]

I possess nothing of great value to EoFF, except my super-cool burping skills:cool: kikimm can vouch for me.:cool: And my intellect, which is very much among the greater of my fellow EoFFers who will most likely find something wrong with this post. Also, my bad sense of humor. Ill post more if I can think of anything.

[The Unknown Guru]

Thinly veiled sarcasm.

Very useful. So useful, in fact, that I offer it as well. I have some random bits of knowledge, too.

[Quindiana Jones]

What frontsite? :bigsmile:
Thank god you're here to offer EoFF such a unique and fresh sense of humor.

Your welcome! roflroflroflroflrofl.

[Pike]

Showing up every other month, posting once or twice, and then disappearing again.

Fear my contributions.