Top 100 reasons why Shlup deserves to be an Admin

[nik0tine]

1) http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=2001219&postcount=1

[Del Murder]

2. She makes a great scapegoat.

[Zeromus_X]

2.) ShlupQuack is a nice person. :) :cat:

[Rye]

3) She's mean to Raistlin. :jess:

4) She puts people in place like in that <3 post you linked, nik.

[NorthernChaosGod]

She's hot.

[The Unknown Guru]

4) She puts people in place like in that <3 post you linked, nik.

I got a nice quote from her, too. I use it all the time.

[Xaven]

7.) She's blunt.

[nik0tine]

8. She's probably not going to require that we only post after every ten replies.

[Roto13]

9. Sexual favours

[Vincent, Thunder God]

1) http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=2001219&postcount=1

I was going to make that translation.

In fact, I made a translation like that in another of his threads.

I was going to become his unofficial translator. :(

10. People who become CKs or administrators tend to work harder when they're first promoted.

[Hambone]

10. She's polite to most people.

[fire_of_avalon]

10) She likes me better than most of you jerks. And if she doesn't, I'll kill her!

[Roto13]

11 or 12 or whatever) For stealing the thunder of a thunder god

[escobert]

For stealing my heart! :p

[nik0tine]

10. She's polite to most people.
That's so not EoFF.

[rubah]

1) http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=2001219&postcount=1

I was going to make that translation.

In fact, I made a translation like that in another of his threads.

I was going to become his unofficial translator. :(

10. People who become CKs or administrators tend to work harder when they're first promoted.

yeah she was first promoted years ago, bud.

She's a pistol.

[Hambone]

10. She's polite to most people.
That's so not EoFF.

Okay fine. She's evil and I hate her and she smells like boogers. :rolleyes2














j/k, shlup

[Raistlin]

12) she's easier to piss off as an admin. :love:

[Leeza]

Most certainly NOT for Fluffy Puff. :cat:

[rubah]

what are you talking about leeza? fluffy puff is great!

[fire_of_avalon]

Stop it, rubah! What are you getting us into?!

[oddler]

?) She already knows the ropes.

[Shlup]

I was going to make that translation.

In fact, I made a translation like that in another of his threads.

I was going to become his unofficial translator. :(

It's not an original idea. I've done it several times before myself in the over six years I've been here. So who's stepping on whose toes now, ho? That's right. No one. :choc2:

But, anyway, continue.

[Denmark]

her <s>boyfriend</s> HUSBAND is a sexy drummer boy

[GooeyToast]

She likes mudkips

[tan]

17. She's really funny, which I can't say for the other Admin., especially Leeza :mad2: Please don't ban me Leeza! lol

[Zidane Ultimate]

x. She may teach our dear forum goers to count.

[arms]

She enjoys a nice ass-kissing from the rest of the forum.

Or maybe it's just the rest of you who enjoy. ;o

[Shlup]

She enjoys a nice ass-kissing from the rest of the forum.

Or maybe it's just the rest of you who enjoy. ;o

No, I definitely enjoy it.

[arms]

Oh, well that's dandy. :] I'd love one from time to time; alas, no one on EOFF seems to have taken kindly to me being here just yet.



You'll all love me in time.
I promise.

[Christmas]

http://www.canole.com/images/Batmobile1.jpg

[Dell]

She have tried the rule 129 in Roadmap to become a CK, she have died a horrible death and was revived by me using a Phoenix Up.

[Meat Puppet]

6 or 21) She’s a she.

[Twilight Edge]

She has an ice cream sundae avatar and a godzilla dancing sig.

[Shaun]

How about reasons why she doesn't deserve to be an admin?

1) Stupid spam threads like this are being created because of her.

[Captain Maxx Power]

47: Because Maxx Power said so.

[Levian]

You people are horrible at keeping track of numbers. THE NUMBERS, PEOPLE!

30.) Because she's hot

[Rocket Edge]

#31 - She's like a hard toffee that's been wildly chewed?

Translation by Shlup: She may come across hard, but shes a nice, helpful person.

[Raistlin]

Translation by Shlup: She may come across hard, but shes a nice, helpful person.

Did you say that with a straight face, Shluppers?

[Jess]

#32 - Fluffy Puff, if the banner wasn't so ugly! :jess:

[Psychotic]

30.) Because she's hotYou know perfectly well the above poster beats her into the ground, and the reason you won't admit it is because you're mentally derranged, and possibly an alcoholic. You're still the closest thing I have to a friend in the world though. :cry:

33) Because she's going to add :fpcow: http://209.85.48.8/1973/117/emo/cow.gif

[Quindiana Jones]

30.) Because she's hotYou know perfectly well the above poster beats her into the ground, and the reason you won't admit it is because you're mentally derranged, and possibly an alcoholic. You're still the closest thing I have to a friend in the world though. :cry:

33) Because she's going to add :fpcow: http://209.85.48.8/1973/117/emo/cow.gif

Oh come on! You just throwing the chances at me!

34) She surfs the internet NEKKID....I'm assuming. :shifty:

[Burtsplurt]

35) She likes ducks. Maybe.

[Shlup]

How about reasons why she doesn't deserve to be an admin?

1) Stupid spam threads like this are being created because of her.

You think this is a stupid spam thread? Do you even read General Chat?



Translation by Shlup: She may come across hard, but shes a nice, helpful person.

Did you say that with a straight face, Shluppers?

I didn't actually translate that, smarty.

[Yamaneko]

We were high on magic mushrooms so it sounded like a great idea at the time.

[NorthernChaosGod]

She's hot.

[Jigsaw]

It's obviously the dancing dino!

[Yamaneko]

What dancing dino?

[Agent Proto]

36) http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1550137

Oh yeah.

[Shlup]

I really need to learn to turn my volume down before clicking things.

[Leeza]

I really need to learn to turn my volume down before clicking things.

Damn! No kidding! People are sleeping over here!

37. She's.... Californian! :)

[Fire_Emblem776]

38- Her secret desire to become Sailor Moon ^_^

[NeoCracker]

39) Because if she wasn't we'd have to listen to her whine and moan until we gave her the job.

[Drift]

40. her sig is just the best

[NeoCracker]

41) ITs funny to see all of the repeated reasons in this thread.

[Madame Adequate]

42) Because she won't mind when I reiterate Fluffy Puff as awesome :jess:

[Miriel]

43) Because she fed me cake.

[Chemical]

44) The almighty dictators said so and these matters are not for the contemplation of mere mortals.

What's that my leiges? Sacrifice a virgin goat for the greater good?
Your wish is my unwavering command.

[Shlup]

39) Because if she wasn't we'd have to listen to her whine and moan until we gave her the job.

Got tired of me PMing you about when you were going to admin me, did you?

Also, Fire Emblem wins.

[NeoCracker]

39) Because if she wasn't we'd have to listen to her whine and moan until we gave her the job.

Got tired of me PMing you about when you were going to admin me, did you?

Also, Fire Emblem wins.
As it made the Administrators suffer I was quite for it myslef, but apperently they gave in, ending my amusement.

[NorthernChaosGod]

45. She's hot.

[SammieBabe]

46) Because now she's an old married broad too! :)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

1) http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=2001219&postcount=1

I was going to make that translation.

In fact, I made a translation like that in another of his threads.

I was going to become his unofficial translator. :(

10. People who become CKs or administrators tend to work harder when they're first promoted.

yeah she was first promoted years ago, bud.


:rolleyes2 I knew she was an administrator before. Everyone has been commenting on her return to the position. However, I also know she's been part of the former staff for quite a while, and know that she's just come back to that role. I've noticed she's more active at her duties than some of the other staff members, because most people are as they're promoted.

I was using "first" as in "People who become CKs or administrators tend to work harder at first when they're promoted."

We newbies aren't all as unknowledgable than you think. :p

[NeoCracker]

They're more unknowledgeable, they just try and trick us with one piece of information they know.

[Chemical]

<s>Natural</s>Random Selection.

[KH-Cloudy]

She's hot

(lol this has been posted so many times)

[Dell]

99) She's HOT.

[Shlup]

She's hot

(lol this has been posted so many times)

Well I sure as hell ain't gonna protest it.

[nik0tine]

Well I am. It's my thread and I want this garbage out.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think we should have just left this thread at post one. That would've been funny. QUICK EVERYONE! DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS!

[Shlup]

Well I am. It's my thread and I want this garbage out.

It was your thread. Now I own you.

[Yamaneko]

She <i>is</i> pretty hot... if she were the last woman on earth!

[Raistlin]

Wait, isn't she a man?

[Rye]

Wait, isn't she a man?

Don't even accuse other people of being like the opposite gender, Mr. Most Feminine Ciddie Winner-To-Be 2006. :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

x). She's hot.