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The Devil Man
11-28-2006, 06:29 PM
This morning, Your Good Friend Devil Man got up, got outta bed, brushed his teeth, watched TV, drank some tea, ate toast and said a prayer to His Beloved Mother Nature!

:bow: "Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye the Prayers of Your Favourite Son Devil Man, o' Wonderous Mother Nature, and Grant Him That Which He Desires Most!" :bow:

And Your Good Friend Devil Man desires 3 things more then anything else in the world! :hyper:

He desires 1: That He Has An Endless Supply Of Chocolate Cake :drool:
He desires 2: :save:That ShlupQuacks Boyfriend Makes Love To Her More Often Because the Beautiful Goddess Clearly Ain't Getting Any! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=2000301&postcount=28) :save:

And 3: Your Good Friend Devil Man desires that His Great Friend Levian Does Well In His Exams Because Levian Is A Great Friend Of Your Good Friend Devil Man And Devil Man Wants All His Great Friends To Do Well In Their Studies Because His Great Friends Deserve, Ummm, Great Stuff To Happen To Them Because Devil Man's Great Friends Are Great! :hyper:

...

And then Devil Man had another thought. A sad thought, but a necessary one!

Devil Man realised that if he could Ban ANY Moderator from EoFF, he would happily Ban Levian... Permanently :eek:

And the reason for this is very simple. Your Good Friend Devil Man believes that His Great Friend Levian comes to EoFF just so he can look after us and our needs. We are a drain on his precious study time! If Devil Man could Ban Levian, it would mean His Great Friend Levian would have much more time to study!

For you see... Devil Man prophesises Great Things For His Great Friend Levian. If Levian Studies Hard, Levian could achieve, ummm, Great Things! Levian could one day win the Nobel Prize for Peace! Or become the Norwegian Prime Minister! Or even work for McDonalds!

Indeed, Levian is the Finest Norwegian export since Abba and Carlsberg Beer :beer:

Ergo...

Because of this Prophecy, Your Good Friend Devil Man would Ban his Great Friend Levian just so His Great Friend Levian could study harder and make all of us on EoFF proud! :tongue:

Devil Man's Topic Of Discussion is...

Ergo...

Which Moderator would you Ban and why?

...

Discuss! :spin:

:save: Edit! Oh yeah, try not taking this seriously, oki? :)

Shaun
11-28-2006, 06:32 PM
Kyono, because he seems to dislike me. Sorry man. Well, he's technically site staff, but meh.

Sergeant Hartman
11-28-2006, 06:33 PM
We should have a 'no moderator' day :cool:

Martyr
11-28-2006, 06:34 PM
Psychotic.

We'd all be ten times as cool if he wasn't around.

Owen Macwere
11-28-2006, 06:48 PM
Kyono, because he seems to dislike me. Sorry man. Well, he's technically site staff, but meh.

:(

Bunny
11-28-2006, 06:53 PM
I like all of the moderators!

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-28-2006, 06:53 PM
The person who as edited my posts, warned me and closed one of my few threads in the past...i´m afraid to say who it is:(

Rocket Edge
11-28-2006, 06:54 PM
water hopper of course. :monster:

Azure Chrysanthemum
11-28-2006, 07:03 PM
The person who as edited my posts, warned me and closed one of my few threads in the past...i´m afraid to say who it is:(

Oh, I'm sure we can all guess by checking your posts though :p

Also, the minute this turns into unconstructive whining is the minute this gets closed.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-28-2006, 07:03 PM
The person who as edited my posts, warned me and closed one of my few threads in the past...i´m afraid to say who it is:(

Oh, I'm sure we can all guess by checking your posts though :p

Also, the minute this turns into unconstructive whining is the minute this gets closed.

I know that´s the ironic part...

DK
11-28-2006, 07:04 PM
Kyono, because he seems to dislike me. Sorry man. Well, he's technically site staff, but meh.

Well yeah, i'm site staff. And i've told you before, I think you are a good guy when you want to be and I liked talking to you in #eoff when you would come in there, but sometimes you talk out of your arse. That's all. :monster:

I would ban rubah bcoz she sux ^__^. And then I would ban Hsu, not that I have anything against him, he is a standup bloke, but I would need to protect myself from the revenge banning. :)

Jess
11-28-2006, 07:04 PM
I don't want to ban any moderator. I like them all. :jess:

Levian
11-28-2006, 07:07 PM
Indeed, Levian is the Finest Norwegian export since Abba and Carlsberg Beer :beer:


Psht, I bet you know Abba is Swedish and Carlsberg is Danish. :p Renee Zellwegger's mom is Norwegian, though.

And my studies are going just fine, thank you. :cool:

edit: And I'd want to ban Psychotic for no reason.

escobert
11-28-2006, 07:07 PM
Miriel for her evil closing of my so awsome threads! :D then Del as Dan has said for the revenge banning after said banning. Then we would have tea together :D

Leeza
11-28-2006, 07:07 PM
Kyono, because he seems to dislike me. Sorry man. Well, he's technically site staff, but meh.

Sure. Let's ban this dude from his Moderator duties. ;)

The Devil Man
11-28-2006, 07:08 PM
I like them too Jess :jess:

This is, ummm... supposed to be an entertaining Thread peeps, because it's Christmas! :hyper:

So, like, dont take it seriously dammit! :mad2:

Shaun
11-28-2006, 07:15 PM
Kyono, because he seems to dislike me. Sorry man. Well, he's technically site staff, but meh.

Well yeah, i'm site staff. And i've told you before, I think you are a good guy when you want to be and I liked talking to you in #eoff when you would come in there, but sometimes you talk out of your arse. That's all. :monster:

Pfft, opinions are opinions. Sure, it's a different perspective for me than most people, but forums need people like me. I create some kind of balance. People need to feel hate flowing through their veins, yes. I often disagree with what you say, but I don't complain about it. Such as baked beans and sausages.

Denmark
11-28-2006, 07:32 PM
I completely enjoy the presence of all of the fine moderating staff (and administrative staff, but they're not factored into the equation apparently) we have here. On that note, I'd probably ban Psy. out of love of course :love:

Mirage
11-28-2006, 07:52 PM
I want to ban Cid.

BarelySeeAtAll
11-28-2006, 07:54 PM
whoever shall close my threads....ooh, whoever closed the world domination threads!!!i loved those, and they broke me lil heart!!(have sympathy for the sheep people!!)

Jess
11-28-2006, 08:02 PM
In that case, I'd ban Paul.

You know, just for kicks. Following that, I'd unban him because I'd miss his abuse a lot. :jess:

McLovin'
11-28-2006, 08:14 PM
Lets have a 'De-Knight a Cid's Knight Day'.

Roto13
11-28-2006, 10:19 PM
I want to promote Bert to CK and then ban him in the face with a banstick.

Psychotic
11-28-2006, 10:20 PM
Oh, we already have one of those, Zealie. You might know it as April Fool's Day, though.

All of them except me. I don't need those jokers and I bet I could run this forum all by myself. :cool:

Chemical
11-28-2006, 10:32 PM
:save: Edit! Oh yeah, try not taking this seriously, oki? :)

I have a hard time taking anything said by <s>you</s> someone who talks in third person seriously.



I'd ban Kishi (to my room).

The Devil Man
11-28-2006, 10:35 PM
:save: Edit! Oh yeah, try not taking this seriously, oki? :)

I have a hard time taking anything said by <s>you</s> someone who talks in third person seriously.



I'd ban Kishi (to my room).

Why do you have to be so nasty to Devil Man, someone protect poor Devil Man from the mean woman who says horrible things to Devil Man ;__;

Jigsaw
11-28-2006, 11:31 PM
Leeza sounds kind of mean, from what I've heard, so her I guess!

Miriel
11-28-2006, 11:32 PM
I would ban myself.

Luara
11-28-2006, 11:37 PM
We should have a 'no moderator' day :cool:

YAY I COULD SPAMM ALL OVER THE PLACE!!

that is my dream sense when I was a noob... :kaolove2: :kaolove2: :kaobeg: :kaobeg: :kaobeg: :kaobeg: :kaocry2: :kaocry2: :kaocry2: :kaocheer: :kaolove: :choc2:

Freya
11-28-2006, 11:48 PM
I would ban myself.

I'd ban you too. For no reason.

Mitch
11-28-2006, 11:49 PM
I wouldn't ban any of them because I love them all with all my heart

edczxcvbnm
11-28-2006, 11:49 PM
I can't pick just one! Damn man. That is like deciding between which color to paint the room. Off White or Egg Shell. I just can't choose. More need to perish.

Eiko Guy
11-28-2006, 11:57 PM
I like all of the moderators!
suck up:rolleyes2

Shlup
11-29-2006, 01:01 AM
I like all of the moderators!
suck up:rolleyes2

What? We're all so terribly lovable.

Frozen Phantom
11-29-2006, 01:38 AM
I like all of the moderators!
suck up:rolleyes2

What? We're all so terribly lovable.

oh yeah....*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* we all think the moderators are the best thing ever *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*

for me, I would ban them all!!! THEN NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM DESTROYING EOFF FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks to see everyone looking at him*

...what???

Venom
11-29-2006, 01:41 AM
None...at the moment.

KH-Cloudy
11-29-2006, 01:46 AM
Everyone who opposes Psy

rubah
11-29-2006, 02:50 AM
I'd ban stu to tease him ^_^

The Man
11-29-2006, 03:01 AM
Leeza sounds kind of mean, from what I've heard, so her I guess!
It's funny, back before she was staffed everyone thought she was the nicest person at the boards, and now everyone seems to think she's mean. Just goes to show you what happens when you get into a position of power. :monster:

I'd ban kishi for posting porn, then incite a staff rift that causes a bunch of members to overreact hilariously to the situation, then reveal a week later that it was all a joke. But that's already been done before, so I guess I wouldn't ban anyone.

NINJA_Ryu
11-29-2006, 03:06 AM
I would ban Kawaii...he closed my thread :(

Meat Puppet
11-29-2006, 03:06 AM
I don’t think Leeza is mean. And I think that the people who say she is mean are probably trying to be funny.

Anyway, I would ban Psychotic. Then I would leave this place, because it would suck. But at least Psychotic would be banned. Although he would probably be unbanned a few days later. Whatever.

Jigsaw
11-29-2006, 03:17 AM
Leeza sounds kind of mean, from what I've heard, so her I guess!
It's funny, back before she was staffed everyone thought she was the nicest person at the boards, and now everyone seems to think she's mean. Just goes to show you what happens when you get into a position of power. :monster:


I was just messin' around, I think she's really helpful. I can definitely dig Leeza's vibe. :cool:

Roto13
11-29-2006, 03:23 AM
oh yeah....*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* we all think the moderators are the best thing ever *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*

You might want to get that cough looked at.

If it get's much worse...

... you could die. >_>

Dynast-Kid
11-29-2006, 04:03 AM
Void, but only because he closed the Ultimate FF Survivor.

Yamaneko
11-29-2006, 05:12 AM
I wouldn't ban anyone on staff. That's just unprofessional. I have no qualms, however, about banning one of the commoners.

XxSephirothxX
11-29-2006, 05:29 AM
I would ban Yamaneko and then let him beat me at Gears of War to save some face. ;)

Samuraid
11-29-2006, 06:48 AM
No one will ever know. :mwahaha:

Monster Hunt
11-29-2006, 06:53 AM
I somehow manage to like them all. I mean, they're just doing their job!

theundeadhero
11-29-2006, 06:54 AM
The one most responsible for having the feedback forum closed.

Shlup
11-29-2006, 06:58 AM
The one most responsible for having the feedback forum closed.

Seconded.

theundeadhero
11-29-2006, 07:00 AM
There's a chance it's in your power to do so, if your willing to face the consequences :p

Shlup
11-29-2006, 07:01 AM
The only thing worth going that far to defend is The Pink.

Yamaneko
11-29-2006, 07:03 AM
You don't have the guts.

Dell
11-29-2006, 07:03 AM
Yams, because he post earlier than me. :(

I ban any FFXII hater even if they are not a staff!!! :radred: :nonono:

The Man
11-29-2006, 07:42 AM
Actually, yeah.



The one most responsible for having the feedback forum closed.Seconded.Thirded.

Old Manus
11-29-2006, 07:57 AM
I'd admin Levian, then ban him so he can never say I never did anything constructive for him

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-29-2006, 10:20 AM
Void, but only because he closed the Ultimate FF Survivor.

Hate yourself for that one we all know what really happened!

Christmas
11-29-2006, 11:42 AM
I'd admin Levian, then ban him so he can never say I never did anything constructive for him

Levian
11-29-2006, 11:45 AM
I'd admin Levian, then ban him so he can never say I never did anything constructive for him


I'd admin Levian, then ban him so he can never say I never did anything constructive for him

Screw construction, I'd ban both of you. :mad2:

KentaRawr!
11-29-2006, 12:30 PM
I'd admin Levian, then ban him before he could say something in relation to construction.

Twilight Edge
11-29-2006, 12:47 PM
Me no give a damn.

Quindiana Jones
11-29-2006, 04:50 PM
We're on the third page so this has already been said, but meh.

All of them. :bigsmile:

Seriousness aside, I'll say Psychotic. It's not true, but I'm not allowed to call him gay. Wait that doesn't make sense...