My friends, the end is nigh.

[nik0tine]

http://www.vlb.mtv.com/

The topic is: What is the most pathetic game you have ever seen?

[Ouch!]

Oh God no. D=

[RiseToFall]

My favorite show is being made into a game!!! Wahoooo!!! *Leaps into the air*

-Most Pathetic Game: I really don't know, I haven't played a really bad game in years.

[NeoCracker]

Wow, that game looks like the Sims meats REality TV. That is by far the most horrible looking game I have ever heard in my life. The people who are going to buy this game deserve to be smacked in the balls with a billy club. If they are a girl we'll get them an operation, then smack them in the balls.

[Paro]

The Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen GBA game.

[Spammerman]

The thats so raven game.

[Araciel]

holy carp!

how many copies do you think will sell?

20 of the worst

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm

EDIT explicit imagery...so i'll just link to number 1

[Moon Rabbits]

Oh dear god.

[Frozen Phantom]

How can they possible make that??? is it suppost to be an MMO? and even if it was, whats the point of making an MMO without violence?????? ITS POINTLESS!!!! POINTLESS I TELL YOU!!!

[Jowy]

I can't describe how asinine this is in words, so here goes some internet slang.

rofl omgwtf srisly.

There's a Friends game for PS2 out there somewhere, but it had an extremely low print run.

Most pathetic game though? Desert Bus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Bus) I'd like to play through that at least once though. ;D

[Erdrick Holmes]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

[XxSephirothxX]

E.T. Yes, I have played it. The description many people have likely read in EGM, courtesy of Seanbaby, is frighteningly accurate. Also, Superman 64 is amazing in that it turns a superhero into an ugly polygonal blob who can do little more than fly through hoops in a green fog that's a sorry excuse for a sky.

[NINJA_Ryu]

The gex games for the N64 were pretty sad. And ren and stimpy for the sega genisis was ABYSMAL!

Grabbed by the ghoulies was another dissapointing failure

[KentaRawr!]

Well, E.T. is taken, so I guess I'll just go ahead and say Bad Dudes.

[The Man]

14 posts and no one has mentioned Shaq-Fu? What a sad state of affairs.

[NeoCracker]

I'd blocked that one from my mind, or at least i tried to until you mentioned it.

[Jowy]

14 posts and no one has mentioned Shaq-Fu? What a sad state of affairs.

We turned Shaq-Fu into a drinking game over the summer. When you somehow manage to hit the other player with a special attack, they have to drink. I like Shaq-Fu.

[Nominus Experse]

I try to not recall the horrors in times past.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Back To The Future 3 - The Game is practically unplayable. Plus you really can't accurately portray the expressions of Marty and Doc on the Genesis;

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2114/martydocay1.jpg

[Roto13]

E.T. Yes, I have played it. The description many people have likely read in EGM, courtesy of Seanbaby, is frighteningly accurate. Also, Superman 64 is amazing in that it turns a superhero into an ugly polygonal blob who can do little more than fly through hoops in a green fog that's a sorry excuse for a sky.

Yeah, I have that game around here somewhere. I had no idea what I was supposed to be doing.


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2114/martydocay1.jpg

XD!!!

[Ender]

Home Alone 2 for the SNES.

Got it as a Christmas present...seriously, just give me the $30.

[Vermachtnis]

I've played most of these games, with the exception of ET and Shaq-Fu. I never owned and Atari and never ever heard of Shaq-Fu.
I might have played Home Alone 2, wasn't that the one where the kid collect animals and dumped them down a dumb waiter or something.

Oh well, the worst game I own has got to be Fighting Force for the PSOne. But, I still keep around cause throwing tires at your friend is always fun.

But the worst game ever, has probably got to be most likely the trucking game. You know the one. The one with out clipping and no AI of what to speak. If you go backwards you can hit ni-infinity. Also "YOUR WINNER!"

[Ultima Shadow]

http://www.vlb.mtv.com/

The topic is: What is the most pathetic game you have ever seen?The one you just showed me.

Well... that, and tetris. :greenie:

[K-chan]

Ephemeral Phantasia. The plot was basically one long time loop, so you got to see the same events over and over unless you got some stupid watch fixed. I never got the watch fixed because it's damned near impossible to find the shop (and I think you have to be there on a specific day at a specific time in the game). >> Eugh.

[Madame Adequate]

Virtual Laguna Beach?

I am so there. :jess: It will let us pasty-white nerds be the hippest people on the scene!

[NeoCracker]

http://www.vlb.mtv.com/

The topic is: What is the most pathetic game you have ever seen?The one you just showed me.

Well... that, and tetris. :greenie:
Finally someone else who hates tetris!

[look_out_below]

Big Rigs: Over the Road for the PC. Well the only the good thing about this game is that the title suits it. You could go over the roads, off the roads and right off the map. The most flawed game you can ever play. It is also the only game where you can make a truck reach the speed of light and beyond due to the infinite acceleration.

Also the game Kabuki Warriors for the Xbox. I feel dirty just typing the name.

[Shoeberto]

Most pathetic game though? Desert Bus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Bus) I'd like to play through that at least once though. ;D
The thing is, though, that it was originally social commentary on the so-called "brutal realism" in the early '90s by people who thought games were becoming too shocking for people. The idea was that if critics wanted to talk about realism, they'd give it to them.

Shame the game never was really released.

edit: Oh, my vote either goes to BMX XXX or The Guy Game. The former is a terrible BMX-based mission-oriented game that pulls out all the stops as far as junior high humor goes, and the other is basically a quiz game that rewards you with boobs.

[Dell]

Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy X.

[Jowy]

Most pathetic game though? Desert Bus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Bus) I'd like to play through that at least once though. ;D
The thing is, though, that it was originally social commentary on the so-called "brutal realism" in the early '90s by people who thought games were becoming too shocking for people. The idea was that if critics wanted to talk about realism, they'd give it to them.

Shame the game never was really released.

edit: Oh, my vote either goes to BMX XXX or The Guy Game. The former is a terrible BMX-based mission-oriented game that pulls out all the stops as far as junior high humor goes, and the other is basically a quiz game that rewards you with boobs.

You can emulate Desert Bus, however. Lost Levels is cool like that. 8-)

[Madame Adequate]

Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy X.

No.

[fire_of_avalon]

Back To The Future 3 - The Game is practically unplayable. Plus you really can't accurately portray the expressions of Marty and Doc on the Genesis;

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2114/martydocay1.jpg

Haha. Marty has like, three teeth on the bottom.

[Khaotic]

Evergrace.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

*points to big brother game*

That was pretty pathetic too...

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Azurik: Rise of Perathia sucked. The plot was boring, the graphics looked like something you would find on the N64, I remember nothing about the music, and combat was boring.

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh, dear. There was...a...Friends...ps2 game?

What?

Can anyone provide me a link with more information on this?