The ass provides warmth and nurtures life. [Archive]

Yamaneko

12-01-2006, 04:58 AM

Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?

It's pretty cold inside my place right now, but instead of turning the heater on, I'm sitting on my hands warming them up with my butt.

Share any similar techniques you may have.

The Summoner of Leviathan

12-01-2006, 04:59 AM

I have done that before. It is warm there after all.

Shiny

12-01-2006, 05:04 AM

Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?
:chuckle: Yes, but my hands get numb and red. Then people are all like, "Wtf is wrong with your hands ewww". I've also tried warming my hands with my mouth heat.

Vincent, Thunder God

12-01-2006, 05:04 AM

Can't say that I have.

RiseToFall

12-01-2006, 05:05 AM

Not my butt, some other areas though.:shifty:

Raven Nox

12-01-2006, 05:16 AM

I tried it, but my hands were so cold that all they did was freeze my butt.

NeoCracker

12-01-2006, 05:18 AM

Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.

Shlup

12-01-2006, 05:18 AM

My ass has many gloriful purposes, as the privilaged well know.

Yamaneko

12-01-2006, 05:22 AM

NeoCracker

12-01-2006, 05:25 AM

Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.
Yeah, I enjoy going up to friends or family and placing my icy hands on their cheeks. :D

I do believe this is the first time you have ever quoted me.
This day requires celebration, so shall we warm our hands on Shlup? Or maybe Monkey?

Awrini

12-01-2006, 05:35 AM

You stay away from Shlup, those buttocks will be mine!

Not really.

Roto13

12-01-2006, 05:40 AM

I warm my lap on Lunar's bottom.

Nominus Experse

12-01-2006, 05:54 AM

It's below zero degrees here.

Nothing warms oneself better than snuggling up next to another. If I lie in the classic snuggle, sideways, sleepy position next to my girl, then it's warm and cozy.

And I am next to her ass. Or visa versa.

They are indeed quite warm, I do say. A good place to warm... yourself... when need be... :D

abrojtm

12-01-2006, 05:58 AM

It's pretty cold inside my place right now, but instead of turning the heater on, I'm sitting on my hands warming them up with my butt.

Dude, how the hell did you type that without using your hands?

I do sometimes, but it's still <i>really</i> not cold here in the great ole south.

Yamaneko

12-01-2006, 06:01 AM

I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types. Or I go for a complete warming of both hands and then quickly type so as to not be exposed too long.

Shlup

12-01-2006, 06:01 AM

I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
That's so pathetic. xD

Miriel

12-01-2006, 06:08 AM

I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.

Roto13

12-01-2006, 06:22 AM

I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
That's so pathetic. xD
Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XD

Nominus Experse

12-01-2006, 06:22 AM

I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.
This is the true heirarchy of warm spots:

Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard

Yamaneko

12-01-2006, 06:25 AM

The ass guarantees warmth. With those other areas you're basically playing the lottery.

I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
That's so pathetic. xD
Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XD
:mad2:

Chemical

12-01-2006, 06:39 AM

Rumour has it I don't have a heart, but I like to snuggle up.

nik0tine

12-01-2006, 06:42 AM

I am currently warming my feet with my ass.

Miriel

12-01-2006, 07:42 AM

Yamaneko

12-01-2006, 08:00 AM

That Tony is one lucky fellow.

nik0tine

12-01-2006, 08:05 AM

Well she's Korean so his hands are probably somewhat cold.

Shlup

12-01-2006, 08:06 AM

I would think that breasts would have to be quite large to do any warming.

Shaun

12-01-2006, 12:09 PM

The other day at work I had to do a girl's break on the till, and Christ, the chair was hot. :/

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

12-01-2006, 12:10 PM

You do what you got to do to keep warm i mean how do you think the homeless keep their body temperature up?

Peegee

12-01-2006, 12:19 PM

Anything works really, but putting your hand in your armpits doesn't look very comfortable.

Dell

12-01-2006, 12:22 PM

I swing my leg and make a collision with my bed.

Levian

12-01-2006, 12:26 PM

What happened to pockets?

NeoCracker

12-01-2006, 12:26 PM

Last time I checked you didn't have pockets for me to use.

Riana

12-01-2006, 12:28 PM

All you need is another person to snuggle up with :love:

The Jamie Star Scenario

12-01-2006, 12:37 PM

I quite like fire myself. Yes heat from a fire is quite nice.

bipper

12-01-2006, 02:54 PM

I can warm the noses of a 100 folk with my ass.

Mirage

12-01-2006, 03:24 PM

Yes, often. I sometimes use other areas than my butt too.

Nominus Experse

12-01-2006, 03:28 PM

I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.
This is the true heirarchy of warm spots:

Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard

Yes, but you also have to consider the texture of the area you're touching. Breasts provide for a much smoother, softer feel all around in addition to the warmth.
A very good point.

Not to mention that breasts make wonderful "electric pillows". Nothing better than a sleepy good warmth factor.

And if one touches their crotch with freezing hands, things dissappear suddenly, which is always alarming.

Ki Ki

12-01-2006, 03:40 PM

When I don't have a pillow I like to sleep on my friend's butt.
But not if it's a skinny friend because that = Boney butt = Headache.

Fuzakeru

12-01-2006, 04:53 PM

Actually, my butt is usually cold. When I'm asleep I'll roll over and put my butt against Myles and he'll wake up squealing. xD

Pike

12-01-2006, 06:54 PM

I sit on my hands sometimes. But usually not for very long because then I remember that it's handy to have my hands free.

Quindiana Jones

12-01-2006, 06:56 PM

Yams provides warmth and nurtures life.

I make my brain ignore the messages from temperature censors that it's getting, so I don't get too cold, thus I don't need a way to warm up.

Rye

12-01-2006, 07:41 PM

I would sit on my hands but my ass freezes easily so I usually just wrap myself like a caccoon in a blanket and poke a little hand out to type quick. xD

Of course, I wouldn't even need to DO that if my laptop wasn't in repair! Laptops are nice and toasty. That's not very good for the laptop, but good for my lap.

~*~Celes~*~

12-01-2006, 09:02 PM

I get a blanket ^^ Other than that I'll huddle my body together and curl up into a little ball, that usually works.

Chemical

12-02-2006, 12:19 AM

Also.

Hot chocolate ftw.

Miriel

12-02-2006, 12:27 AM

Also.

Hot chocolate ftw.

YES. Oh man, I think I want some right now.

Chemical

12-02-2006, 12:47 AM

Also.

Hot chocolate ftw.

YES. Oh man, I think I want some right now.

I'm putting on the kettle as I post.
I have some wicked peppermint hot coco from Laura Secord.

My hands will be happy little fellows.

Yamaneko

12-02-2006, 01:18 AM

I had some hot chocolate on my walk to work yesterday. Too bad styrofoam doesn't conduct heat well.

SammieBabe

12-02-2006, 01:43 AM

Apparently whenever I crawl into bed, the temperature of my butt and feet drop to below zero. I take the opportunity to spoon with hubbie...:)

Miriel

12-02-2006, 01:45 AM

Apparently whenever I crawl into bed, the temperature of my butt and feet drop to below zero. I take the opportunity to spoon with hubbie...:)

SPOONING. <3

SammieBabe

12-02-2006, 01:49 AM

Apparently whenever I crawl into bed, the temperature of my butt and feet drop to below zero. I take the opportunity to spoon with hubbie...:)

SPOONING. <3

Yeah, its the best...Except when he freaks out when I put my freezing feet on him. That's friggin' awesome...:D

nik0tine

12-02-2006, 05:09 AM

All you need is another person to snuggle up with :love:
But at EoFF we seldom have that luxury.

Christmas

12-02-2006, 05:13 AM

I feel like I'm molesting myself for some reason. :(

theundeadhero

12-02-2006, 05:57 AM

Tonight a girl and I were standing outside. She decided the best way to stay warm was to put the shirt I was wearing over her so we were both wearing it. It was fun, but hard to walk. Every time we passed somebody I rawred at them like a monster.