what kind of enemy are you?

[Luara]

:evilking:

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!! by Lady of the sheep

shall your desire be fufilld

[GeneralSapphire]

I dont think i would be a very good enemy, im not that good at being evil, but i can give a really evil stare and think evil things!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

GeneralSapphire keeps thinking that, but it makes me larff (i love you really)
haha, i love being evil, just you al wait, me and Omegaweapon2005 shall get you all, WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!
when can we start another of those threads?why did it have to go?

[Dreddz]

The one who kills you.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

The one who kills you.

who could kill me?
remembered, why does it have my name at the beginning, i dint start that thread

[Martyr]

I punched my last enemy in the nose and he boxed me in the stomach and we were sent to the principal's office and both got detentions.
Like, 15 years ago.


Now I don't make enemies. If, for some reason, somebody feels like being my enemy, then I either dodge them or try to make friends with them or else, if I'm feeling like a particular jackass, I'll toy with them with the "kindness" routine (Although it's hard to hide the cynical undertones.).

Really, my so-called enemies usually become my friends since there's no real good trying to be my enemy. It's a one sided relationship.

That said, there may be evidence against me some places on this forum. I don't know how antagonistic I've been every so often...

[Bahamut2000X]

Oh I'm quite very inclined for the profession of evilism. I got a perfect evil melodramatic laugh. I know all about suspense. And I'm a master of slowly moving and highly escapable and inane traps to put heroes into.

[LunarWeaver]

I'm the narcissistic kind that cackles endlessly, reveals my entire plan to the protagonist, and I'd have a big throne that I sit on while my henchmen screw everything up. Mmm, definitely.

[Polaris]

I have no idea :(

[Sergeant Hartman]

Bad to the bone :hat:

[Luara]

Bad to the bone :hat:

dont say it!! I know, I know... Its like... FAP !

[Bahamut2000X]

Bad to the bone :hat:

Anyone who wears a hat like that MUST be evil. >.>

[BarelySeeAtAll]

better grab mine

[Owen Macwere]

I am probably the worst enemy there is, Can't even stand and hurt my enemies. :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Not one you'd want to face if you're serious about trying to hurt me.

[Miriel]

I'm the kind of enemy that kicks you in the balls!

[Quindiana Jones]

So the one that doesn't hurt me? :bigsmile:

[Sergeant Hartman]

The almightyness of my hat can kill people :hat:

[Bahamut2000X]

I'm the kind of enemy that kicks you in the balls!

Good thing I wear a cup 24/7. My evil super powers of sportsware is too powerful!

[GeneralSapphire]

I wont hurt anyone in person but i might try and attack them with my mind!wow thats a clever idea!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

I wont hurt anyone in person but i might try and attack them with my mind!wow thats a clever idea!

it is, but you could get ren-ren on them all

[GeneralSapphire]

Wow thats even better Lady of the Sheep!!!!thanks for the idea i shall try it soon!!

[Xander]

Purple fluffy behemoth thing from Kingdom Hearts! :D

[JKTrix]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n122/monte8/cristo56qx.jpg

...Yeah.

Calm, intelligent, generally friendly to all--even to my oblivious enemies. But don't mess with me, lest you see my dark side and taste my bitter revenge.

(Watch Gankutsuou, btw)

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

The kind that makes fart noises everytime you go to speak. I shall destroy you all.

[Savern Volaco]

Relentless, I would first Do many wierd things to them many of which would scare the man without fear, then I would attack useing crazy good military and kungfoo based style of movents...then I would run and not get caught; or sued.

[McLovin']

Ruthless enemy. Eye for an eye biznatch.

[Nominus Experse]

I am the enemy that tortures, but never kills.


Methods of torture off the top of my head:
I am the enemy that reaches into your gut and pulls your intestines out on a rod, making a lovely, sticky windup toy out of your innards.

I am the enemy that flays another alive.

I am the enemy that tears your arms and legs off to brutally fustigate you with your feshly torn limbs.

I am the enemy that opens your body and places rats into your newly made oriface and then sews you back up - with the rats inside you, clawing as they desperately try to get out.

I am the enemy that places parts of your body in liquid nitrogen and then proceeds to shatter them.

I am the enemy that rips your fingernails out one by one.

I am the enemy that places adic on your skin.

I am the enemy that burns your eyes with heated stones.

I am the enemy that places rods through the flesh of your back, forcing a posture of discomfort and pain.

I am the enemy that places you in a specially designed helmut that leaves your mouth open for days.

I am the enemy that dislocates each finger, toe, arm, and leg one by one.

I am the enemy that place another in a darkened room of dripping water and acid. This effectively drives one insane due to the constant dripping, never knowing where acid may drop and where water may fall instead.

I am the enemy that takes the lifeless parts of another and proceeds to sew them onto your body.

I am the enemy that opens your veins and places heated rods into them.

I am the enemy that sews your lips together.

I am the enemy that drills holes into your skull.

I am the enemy that inserts crawling insects into your skin.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i can do the UT,very good torture, you lot all seem good to kill, come with me, and we can take the world!!anyway, im an evil bad-ass, for a girl

[oddler]

My own worst.

[McLovin']

Best way to torture is to shoot someone in a somewhat non-lethal area like in the arms or legs or finger and then step on the wound, hard.

Then you can shoot them again wherever and repeat. Must hurt like hell.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Best way to torture is to shoot someone in a somewhat non-lethal area like in the arms or legs or finger and then step on the wound, hard.

Then you can shoot them again wherever and repeat. Must hurt like hell.

you think in the way of the UT

[McLovin']

...University of Texas?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

no,Ultimate Torture, feared by many

[Luara]

yes, and Im included there :evilking:
its cool, if you want to come inn, you have to pay 1£ for the inscription, and voilaaa... there you go :cool:

[Miriel]

Lady of the sheep, Perola, I just deleted a grip load of posts from you two. Please cut down on the spam, this is not a chatroom. Thanks.

[Shlup]

I'm the kind that seduces you over the internets and then asks to meet you in person and then mails your finger to your mother.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I could pwn each and everyone one of you so hard that you grandchildren would be stillborn.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm the kind that seduces you over the internets and then asks to meet you in person and then mails your finger to your mother.

If you only mail one, why did you chop off 2 of my fingers? :jokey:

[Griff]

I'm the manipulative enemy. Why fight you myself when I can have other, much larger people do it for me?

[Alastair|UK]

one that Kills every one in a suicidal explosion

[Peter_20]

If I totally dislike someone, and the feelings are mutual, then I can be a very bad enemy.
I tell you, if someone were to try and mess up my life, I'd insult that person so much that it's ALMOST murder.

...and yes, that enemy could be a woman too.
If I feel someone's trying to make my life hell, then there are no limits to how evil I can be.

I'm usually a very calm person, though, and I don't like being evil at all.

[Acid Raine]

The antagonistic instigating kind. I make sure they know Im smarter than them, and rub it in at every given opportunity.

[Khaotic]

I'm just the kind of enemy that will sneak up behind you, stab an 8inch blade into your lower back and rip out your liver.

[Christmas]

I will slice your hand off with my testicles sword and tell you these are your father's testicles. :bigsmile: