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boys from the dwarf
12-02-2006, 07:48 AM
you can post any hints, funny or serious, on how to win a ciddie. simple really. i dont need to explain.

1. post a lot on the general chat forum. you'll probably get noticed more.

2. post as much funny stuff as you can without spamming.

3. try specializing in a certain category like finding a friend to do best couple with or something.

4. post useful and helpful things on the FF or gaming forums to give an impression of yourself as an all knowing veteran.

oh yeah. and post once in every 5 posts.

NeoCracker
12-02-2006, 07:50 AM
42) Sucsessfully sex up the most members.

Yes, its labled 42 for a reason.

Rase
12-02-2006, 07:51 AM
5. Self-advertise. The staff secretly loves it when people do this, and BoB will rig it in your favor if you do it enough.

6. Never listen to Rase. If you look at all the past Ciddies winners, you'll see this holds true.

Martyr
12-02-2006, 08:20 AM
7. Be a Mod of some kind. Your popularity will skyrocket, and people will acknowledge you no matter what manner of nonsense you say.

8. Make youself an individual so people will know you. Either type in unusual text, create a hideously noticeable sig pic, refer to yourself in 3rd person etc.

9. Be lol funny. But useawesomelygoodgrammar.

10. Post User Notes like mad. User Notes make people happy (usually), and if you can make people happy, then they will grow fonder of you in turn.

Meat Puppet
12-02-2006, 08:30 AM
11. Be just so annoying that people want you gone, but not annoying enough to warrant a banning. Be very careful not to <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=23848">overshoot it</a>.

Bloodline666
12-02-2006, 08:55 AM
12. Stuff the ballot box in the Ciddie voting; you'll win EASILY!:lol: :lol: :lol:

boris no no
12-02-2006, 10:51 AM
13. Show Award guy your boobs

Dell
12-02-2006, 10:53 AM
14. Change Award Guy location to your location.

Miriel
12-02-2006, 11:06 AM
15) Have a gimmick. ANY sort of gimmick. It can be annoying as hell, or funny and witty, it really doesn't matter. Having a gimmick virtually guarantees you a Ciddie. Always be mean, always post about Grace Jones, always use a certain smilie, whatever. Gimmicks work, even when they're hecka annoying.

DK
12-02-2006, 11:09 AM
16.) Use the word 'hecka'

Well, I'll vote for you if you do, anyway. :monster:

theundeadhero
12-02-2006, 11:52 AM
17) Make friends. Seriously. Don't just post, but transfer PMs and give usernotes and talk on IMs. People won't nominate you if you don't stick in their minds.

Griff
12-02-2006, 01:20 PM
18) Don't get nominated against a Thundarian, we have allies out the yazoo.

NeoCracker
12-02-2006, 01:25 PM
15) Have a gimmick. ANY sort of gimmick. It can be annoying as hell, or funny and witty, it really doesn't matter. Having a gimmick virtually guarantees you a Ciddie. Always be mean, always post about Grace Jones, always use a certain smilie, whatever. Gimmicks work, even when they're hecka annoying.

I can't help but feel you are attacking some of our members here Miriel, but subtly. I like it.

Huckleberry Quin
12-02-2006, 01:40 PM
19) Suck on Award Guy's ego. And by ego, I do not mean ego.

Giga Guess
12-02-2006, 02:41 PM
20.) Spam. :p

The Devil Man
12-02-2006, 02:59 PM
20.) Spam. :p

QFT imho

Roto13
12-02-2006, 03:22 PM
21) Be RSL