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NeoCracker
12-04-2006, 10:18 AM
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?

Being a Pimp myself, I feel kissing the rings is a rather excelent way, but only when offered.

When not offered money is always a good gift.

41-Inches-Wide
12-04-2006, 10:27 AM
I think pimps should be clobbered. *wrinkles nose*

NorthernChaosGod
12-04-2006, 11:31 AM
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?

By severely beating them for choosing such a asinine path in life.

Riana
12-04-2006, 12:24 PM
I'd get my favourite cricket bat and introduce them to it. :D

NeoCracker
12-04-2006, 08:45 PM
I feel the people here aren't aware of the proper way to act around a pimp. It shames me that our schools arn't teaching the youth about such important things. Makes me wonder why I pay taxes.

McLovin'
12-04-2006, 08:49 PM
Get them more ho's.

Jowy
12-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Compliment their awesome headgear.

LunarWeaver
12-04-2006, 09:22 PM
Give them a pimp-cane kit with which to shine and model their cane into perfection.

Martyr
12-04-2006, 09:24 PM
I think pimps should be clobbered.

NorthernChaosGod
12-04-2006, 09:41 PM
I feel the people here aren't aware of the proper way to act around a pimp. It shames me that our schools arn't teaching the youth about such important things. Makes me wonder why I pay taxes.

You're just lucky you're still alive.

oddler
12-04-2006, 09:44 PM
By check or credit card. Sorry, no CODs.

Tavrobel
12-04-2006, 09:46 PM
By kissin' dem rings and slappin' dem hos.

But seriously, they need to be shot with drugs until they go comatose so the doctors can take off life support.

NeoCracker
12-04-2006, 10:04 PM
Why is it you people will create all these serious topics and do nothing but goof off in the thread, and the moment a goof off thread comes up you get all serious and pissy?

It boggles me. I think I need a nap.

Huckleberry Quin
12-04-2006, 10:08 PM
A good ol' fashioned cockslap always seemed appropriate with my previous pimps.

oddler
12-04-2006, 11:33 PM
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load. 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangsta, better go back to Comack.

DarkLadyNyara
12-04-2006, 11:36 PM
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
A sharp kick to the balls.

sephirothishere
12-04-2006, 11:43 PM
A sharp kick to the balls.

but if its corncracker...id be all like...

Yeah, BF b steppin' in style
Aint about no green no reply
I ain't that beg to buy your attentio'
I ain't that holdout neck to thieves of distro
I ain't that pride to kissin' on your ring
I ain't that fly to hangin' on your string
I ain't that time to wastin' on a thing - ? needs ya
I ain't that dup' to be on your blind - so see ya

Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
Y'always missin' on the point the plan
Y'always give in to the might, the man

Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand

Kiss the ring for you my sweet thing
Kiss the sky for you I might die

Crush for da killaz - step 1 to mindblow
2 many are the seeds to sew
Y'off the 3rinity - now ya supa slo mo
4 Infinity in the hot below
5 pots a-melt into my sing loud
VI'm no compromise to your line now
I am the no type to carry on your 7th sign
I 8't that lost to hypin' on your find

Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
Y'always missin' on the point the plan
Y'always give in to the might, the man

Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand

kiss the ring ..cuz i totally out cool him..so kiss the ring...well..more mutual respect....

DarkLadyNyara
12-04-2006, 11:54 PM
You scare me. And that takes some doing.

sephirothishere
12-04-2006, 11:58 PM
well...either way...i accomplished somethin....ive also eaten some pie...ive done less in a day...

Twisted Tinkerbell
12-05-2006, 12:37 AM
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
A sharp kick to the balls.

You rock!

Fuego
12-05-2006, 01:45 AM
What about T-bag'n ???

I bet my pimp would like that XD
... Oh wait ... i do that to 'em every night @.@ :lol:

But really I think the best way to help respect a pimp is to teach the fool how to dress ... that lime green and zebra is just beggin' for a Queer Eye member to run up and throw red paint on ya' like PETA :mwahaha:

LunarWeaver
12-05-2006, 01:50 AM
Poor corncracker, he's so misunderstood :jess:

Christmas
12-05-2006, 01:51 AM
This thread actually make me respect the pimp. :bigsmile:

41-Inches-Wide
12-05-2006, 03:09 AM
Tru dat.

RiseToFall
12-05-2006, 03:11 AM
You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.

Fuego
12-05-2006, 03:31 AM
You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong.LMAO ... thats a 'lil Jerry Blank ^.^

sephirothishere
12-05-2006, 02:54 PM
You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.


ya...sometimes ya need to give em a warning...or set an example...

Bart's Friend Milhouse
12-05-2006, 03:27 PM
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?

Find him a new hallway to stand infront of