Japanese Wii Manual or Hilarious pictures

[Sephex]

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

This picture is clearly the best one:

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7150.jpg

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg

[RiseToFall]

Fucking hilarious.

Edit: Don't put four leaf clovers in your Wii kids.

[Roto13]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg

XD!

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Inserting a four-leaf clover is how you activate the Wii's hyperdrive, which shouldn't be attempted until the initial hyperdrive system update is installed.

[Bahamut2000X]

Wow I don't think I've seen such a creative safety manual since the one for the airlines used in Fight Club.

Nice find there. XD

[Sephex]

Inserting a four-leaf clover is how you activate the Wii's hyperdrive, which shouldn't be attempted until the initial hyperdrive system update is installed.

And there is my Kishi quote of the day that makes me laugh my ass off.

[Erdrick Holmes]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7150.jpg
As tempting as it is, please don't use the Wiimote to trick Ken Kutaragi to strangle himself.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg
Please conserve your Gatoraide since Wii gameplay requires alot of energy. Drink some yourself and empty the rest of the bottle in the disc slot of your Wii.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7154.jpg
Falling in love with your Wii may cause the Wiimote to shoot lightning bolts

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7155.jpg
If your Wii starts smoking please make sure it smokes only light 100s.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg
If your Wii should live as a homeless chain smoker be sure to give it a nickle and send it on it's way.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg
If you find a Leprechaun lodged inside your Wii be sure to prod it with a four leafed clover in hopes it comes out.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg
When your child gets tired of the Wii he can have fun with the plastic bag and play 'Space Man'.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7166.jpg
Old broken Hootie and the Blowfish CDs can be repaired with electical tape, hot glue, and human semen.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg
Do not, under any circumstances, leave your Wii next to your bags of drity laundry

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7172.jpg
When your Wii console shivers it's telling you that the evil snow man with a Fez and your space heater are out to kill you. Be prepared.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7175.jpg
Stepping on a Wiimotes nunchuck will cause your heel to shoot bolts of lightning.

[Bahamut2000X]

Erdrick. That was probably the funniest thing I have read on these forums since my coming back. Good job, you deserve both a cookie and an enforcing. *gives you a cookie and an enforcing* :beer:

[Erdrick Holmes]

I aim to please.

[black orb]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg

XD!
>>> I have the bad habit of doing that..

[Necronopticous]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

[Roto13]

^^^ Hidden jokes ftw

[Erdrick Holmes]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

Do not smack Andy Dick in the face with your Wiimote. That means you, Ashton Kutcher.

[KentaRawr!]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7169.jpg

There is no Wii start-up disc.

[Sephex]

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

WARNING: The Wii remote may cause you to smack nerds and break their glasses. [NOTE: The Wii Remote may cause you to smack yourself in some instances]