EoFF Anniversary Madlib

[Flying Mullet]

Since it is (or was) EoFF's anniversary, I decided to throw together a little madlib to celebrate: http://www.homemade-websites.com/eoffstory/

Fill it out and share with everyone here. :chef:

[themagicroundabout]

One day, Duncan invited Evastio over to their house to plot graphs with kikimm. Unfortunately, Duncan didn't know that Evastio had a traumatic event involving a cabbage.

*flashback*

Evastio was hanging out at the Butlins and watching Everybody Loves Raymond when he was hit in the head with a prosthetic limb. After regaining conciousness, Evastio found themself locked in a Old Library being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where Jesus Stick was and why Evastio was hiding it from them. Evastio screamed, "You can't harm me, I have wings of steel!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture Evastio with a coffe mug and saxaphone. Just when it looked like Evastio was at his end, Traffic burst into the Old Library, riding a giraffe and shouting, "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!!" Traffic jumped off of the giraffe and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the coffe mug and saxaphone and knocked Traffic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Traffic Evastio broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of large cuckoo leg delivered right to Levian's earlobe.

Traffic and Evastio left the Old Library on Traffic's giraffe and rode back to Traffic's secret lair in Norway. To calm Evastio, Traffic gave Evastio some milk. Since it was getting late, Traffic made a dinner of hot cross bun and toasted sandwhich which Evastio devoured. After dinner, Evastio, seeing the desire in Traffic's eyes, Quaffed, sending Evastio over the edge. Traffic produced a cabbage and gives Evastio a devilish wink and beckons Evastio to follow into the Bedroom.

*end flashback*

What did Traffic do to Evastio in the Bedroom in Norway that has Evastio so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Evastio?


Sweet. :cool:

[edczxcvbnm]

One day, edczxcvbnm invited Sephex over to their house to Murder with Kawaii. Unfortunately, edczxcvbnm didn't know that Sephex had a traumatic event involving a Paper Cup.
*flashback*

Sephex was hanging out at the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and watching 24 when they were hit in the head with a Gasoline. After regaining conciousness, Sephex found themself locked in a Jupiter being held prisoner by Dr Unne. Dr Unne demanded to know where Ventalation System was and why Sephex was hiding it from them. Sephex screamed, "Not that Head, the other Head" but Dr Unne wasn't buying it. Dr Unne proceeded to torture Sephex with a Zipper and Hockey Mask. Just when it looked like Sephex was at their end, Citizen Bleys burst into the Jupiter, riding a hampster and shouting, "Yeah, thats the ticket!!" Citizen Bleys jumped off of the hampster and attacked Dr Unne. Dr Unne defended with the Zipper and Hockey Mask and knocked Citizen Bleys off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Citizen Bleys Sephex broke free and obliterated Dr Unne with an attack of crappy dolphin eye ball delivered right to Dr Unne's kidney.

Citizen Bleys and Sephex left the Jupiter on Citizen Bleys's hampster and rode back to Citizen Bleys's secret lair in The Milky Way. To calm Sephex, Citizen Bleys gave Sephex some Apple Juice. Since it was getting late, Citizen Bleys made a dinner of Squid and Puke which Sephex devoured. After dinner, Sephex, seeing the desire in Citizen Bleys's eyes, Raped, sending Sephex over the edge. Citizen Bleys produced a Paper Cup and gives Sephex a devilish wink and beckons Sephex to follow into the Den.
*end flashback*

What did Citizen Bleys do to Sephex in the Den in The Milky Way that has Sephex so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Sephex?

EDIT: Holy crap this is awesome. I didn't read it until after I posted it but damn is it awesome. A battle of two EoFF icons. Dr Unne is also evil. I always knew it but now Mad Libs provides proof of that.

[Levian]

One day, Loony BoB invited Flying Mullet over to their house to hunting sheep with kikimm. Unfortunately, Loony BoB didn't know that Flying Mullet had a traumatic event involving a prune juice.
*flashback*

Flying Mullet was hanging out at the Final Fantasy X-2 forum and watching When Neighbours Attacks when they were hit in the head with a even even more prune juice. After regaining conciousness, Flying Mullet found themself locked in a EoEO being held prisoner by Mum. Mum demanded to know where Shoden was and why Flying Mullet was hiding it from them. Flying Mullet screamed, "I don\'t think we\'re in Kansas anymore, Toto" but Mum wasn't buying it. Mum proceeded to torture Flying Mullet with a more prune juice and even more prune juice. Just when it looked like Flying Mullet was at their end, Devil Man burst into the EoEO, riding a blue footed boobie and shouting, "MY STUPID LIFE!" Devil Man jumped off of the blue footed boobie and attacked Mum. Mum defended with the more prune juice and even more prune juice and knocked Devil Man off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Devil Man Flying Mullet broke free and obliterated Mum with an attack of spiritual stork brain delivered right to Mum's wart.

Devil Man and Flying Mullet left the EoEO on Devil Man's blue footed boobie and rode back to Devil Man's secret lair in NIBELHEIM. To calm Flying Mullet, Devil Man gave Flying Mullet some hi potion. Since it was getting late, Devil Man made a dinner of Gysahl pickles and Carob nut which Flying Mullet devoured. After dinner, Flying Mullet, seeing the desire in Devil Man's eyes, shared pictures on the internet, sending Flying Mullet over the edge. Devil Man produced a prune juice and gives Flying Mullet a devilish wink and beckons Flying Mullet to follow into the torture chamber.
*end flashback*

What did Devil Man do to Flying Mullet in the torture chamber in NIBELHEIM that has Flying Mullet so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Flying Mullet?


Ooh, Devil Man versus Mum. Nice work, FM. xD

[Denmark]

One day, Denmark invited Psychotic over to their house to sleep with Flying Mullet. Unfortunately, Denmark didn't know that Psychotic had a traumatic event involving a chair.
*flashback*

Psychotic was hanging out at the family restaurant and watching The Simpsons when they were hit in the head with a internet. After regaining conciousness, Psychotic found themself locked in a librarium being held prisoner by Loony BoB. Loony BoB demanded to know where the Ciddie was and why Psychotic was hiding it from them. Psychotic screamed, "im mad as a bug! :mad2:" but Loony BoB wasn't buying it. Loony BoB proceeded to torture Psychotic with a door and computer. Just when it looked like Psychotic was at their end, Xander burst into the librarium, riding a penguin and shouting, "plz no :(!" Xander jumped off of the penguin and attacked Loony BoB. Loony BoB defended with the door and computer and knocked Xander off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Xander, Psychotic broke free and obliterated Loony BoB with an attack of hot bear pancreas delivered right to Loony BoB's medulla oblongata.

Xander and Psychotic left the librarium on Xander's penguin and rode back to Xander's secret lair in Bethlehem. To calm Psychotic, Xander gave Psychotic some Long Island Iced Tea. Since it was getting late, Xander made a dinner of pork and fish sticks which Psychotic devoured. After dinner, Psychotic, seeing the desire in Xander's eyes, peed himself, sending Psychotic over the edge. Xander produced a chair and gives Psychotic a devilish wink and beckons Psychotic to follow into the downstairs bathroom.
*end flashback*

What did Xander do to Psychotic in the downstairs bathroom in Bethlehem that has Psychotic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Psychotic?


omg hawt ck sex0rz! ;);););););););););););););););););););););););)

[Old Manus]

One day, Loony BoB invited Levian over to their house to surfing for hardcore pornography with Christmas. Unfortunately, Loony BoB didn't know that Levian had a traumatic event involving a phallus.
*flashback*

Levian was hanging out at the the \'hood and watching Pobol Y Cwm when they were hit in the head with a holepunch. After regaining conciousness, Levian found themself locked in a Perola\'s house being held prisoner by Sergeant Hartman. Sergeant Hartman demanded to know where polo ponys cd was and why Levian was hiding it from them. Levian screamed, "i herd u liek mudkips" but Sergeant Hartman wasn't buying it. Sergeant Hartman proceeded to torture Levian with a ink cartridge and atomic clock. Just when it looked like Levian was at their end, Neel burst into the Perola\'s house, riding a devil man and shouting, "education, education, education!" Neel jumped off of the devil man and attacked Sergeant Hartman. Sergeant Hartman defended with the ink cartridge and atomic clock and knocked Neel off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Neel Levian broke free and obliterated Sergeant Hartman with an attack of miniscule dung beetle little finger delivered right to Sergeant Hartman's razor nipple.

Neel and Levian left the Perola\'s house on Neel's devil man and rode back to Neel's secret lair in Poland. To calm Levian, Neel gave Levian some semen. Since it was getting late, Neel made a dinner of regurgitated duck feces and toast which Levian devoured. After dinner, Levian, seeing the desire in Neel's eyes, ejaculated, sending Levian over the edge. Neel produced a phallus and gives Levian a devilish wink and beckons Levian to follow into the attic.
*end flashback*

What did Neel do to Levian in the attic in Poland that has Levian so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Levian?

[Rantz]

One day, Rantzien invited Quin 'n' Tonic over to their house to jumping mindlessly with Christmas. Unfortunately, Rantzien didn't know that Quin 'n' Tonic had a traumatic event involving a apparatus.
*flashback*

Quin 'n' Tonic was hanging out at the Psychotic's tummy and watching Scrubs when they were hit in the head with a airplane. After regaining conciousness, Quin 'n' Tonic found themself locked in a locker being held prisoner by LunarWeaver. LunarWeaver demanded to know where pack of red peas was and why Quin 'n' Tonic was hiding it from them. Quin 'n' Tonic screamed, "Off to Poland then!" but LunarWeaver wasn't buying it. LunarWeaver proceeded to torture Quin 'n' Tonic with a tube-shaped thing and iPod. Just when it looked like Quin 'n' Tonic was at their end, Shiny burst into the locker, riding a panda and shouting, "lol omg ur s0 l33t!!!11!!" Shiny jumped off of the panda and attacked LunarWeaver. LunarWeaver defended with the tube-shaped thing and iPod and knocked Shiny off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Shiny Quin 'n' Tonic broke free and obliterated LunarWeaver with an attack of frozen blowfish pancreas delivered right to LunarWeaver's left brain half.

Shiny and Quin 'n' Tonic left the locker on Shiny's panda and rode back to Shiny's secret lair in Nagasaki. To calm Quin 'n' Tonic, Shiny gave Quin 'n' Tonic some Dry Martini (shaken, not stirred). Since it was getting late, Shiny made a dinner of Ramen and boiled broiler which Quin 'n' Tonic devoured. After dinner, Quin 'n' Tonic, seeing the desire in Shiny's eyes, gnawed, sending Quin 'n' Tonic over the edge. Shiny produced a apparatus and gives Quin 'n' Tonic a devilish wink and beckons Quin 'n' Tonic to follow into the closet.
*end flashback*

What did Shiny do to Quin 'n' Tonic in the closet in Nagasaki that has Quin 'n' Tonic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Quin 'n' Tonic?

[I Took the Red Pill]

One day, Rantzien invited LunarWeaver over to their house to juggle with DK. Unfortunately, Rantzien didn't know that LunarWeaver had a traumatic event involving a lightsaber.
*flashback*

LunarWeaver was hanging out at the slum and watching He-Man and the Masters of the Universe when they were hit in the head with a alarm clock. After regaining conciousness, LunarWeaver found themself locked in a bus stop being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where the +12 Stamina Headband was and why LunarWeaver was hiding it from them. LunarWeaver screamed, "Turn, hellhound, turn!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture LunarWeaver with a lampshade and cheesecake. Just when it looked like LunarWeaver was at their end, Christmas burst into the bus stop, riding a gazelle and shouting, "I love you!" Christmas jumped off of the gazelle and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the lampshade and cheesecake and knocked Christmas off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Christmas LunarWeaver broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of boring goat appendix delivered right to Levian's toe.

Christmas and LunarWeaver left the bus stop on Christmas's gazelle and rode back to Christmas's secret lair in the Arctic Circle. To calm LunarWeaver, Christmas gave LunarWeaver some protein shake. Since it was getting late, Christmas made a dinner of Refried Beans and lard which LunarWeaver devoured. After dinner, LunarWeaver, seeing the desire in Christmas's eyes, excreted bodily fluids, sending LunarWeaver over the edge. Christmas produced a lightsaber and gave LunarWeaver a devilish wink and beckoned LunarWeaver to follow into the basement.
*end flashback*

What did Christmas do to LunarWeaver in the basement in the Arctic Circle with a lightsaber that has LunarWeaver so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask LunarWeaver?

[sephirothishere]

EoFF Madlib Madness
One day, sephirothishere invited christmas over to their house to your mom with jess. Unfortunately, sephirothishere didn't know that christmas had a traumatic event involving a middle finger.

*flashback*

christmas was hanging out at the earth and watching your face when they were hit in the head with a laptop. After regaining conciousness, christmas found themself locked in a japan being held prisoner by raebus. raebus demanded to know where megababes was and why christmas was hiding it from them. christmas screamed, "in yo face" but raebus wasn't buying it. raebus proceeded to torture christmas with a ant and sock. Just when it looked like christmas was at their end, the magic roundabout burst into the japan, riding a dog and shouting, "i dropped an lol bomb!" the magic roundabout jumped off of the dog and attacked raebus. raebus defended with the ant and sock and knocked the magic roundabout off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for the magic roundabout christmas broke free and obliterated raebus with an attack of jump cat leg delivered right to raebus's arm.

the magic roundabout and christmas left the japan on the magic roundabout's dog and rode back to the magic roundabout's secret lair in tokyo. To calm christmas, the magic roundabout gave christmas some vodka. Since it was getting late, the magic roundabout made a dinner of pizza and chinese food which christmas devoured. After dinner, christmas, seeing the desire in the magic roundabout's eyes, did your mom, sending christmas over the edge. the magic roundabout produced a middle finger and gave christmas a devilish wink and beckoned christmas to follow into the W.C..

*end flashback*

What did the magic roundabout do to christmas in the W.C. in tokyo with a middle finger that has christmas so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask christmas?


now thats comedy....harharhar...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

One day, Bart\'s Friend Milhouse invited childroland over to their house to juggling with Alive-Man. Unfortunately, Bart\'s Friend Milhouse didn't know that childroland had a traumatic event involving a fly swatter.

*flashback*

childroland was hanging out at the dumpster outside KFC and watching Deal or no Deal when they were hit in the head with a jukebox. After regaining conciousness, childroland found themself locked in a abandoned warehouse being held prisoner by Vaan. Vaan demanded to know where Adamantine was and why childroland was hiding it from them. childroland screamed, "you talking to me?" but Vaan wasn't buying it. Vaan proceeded to torture childroland with a canoe and trouser presser. Just when it looked like childroland was at their end, Psychotic burst into the abandoned warehouse, riding a grizzly bear and shouting, "attica!!" Psychotic jumped off of the grizzly bear and attacked Vaan. Vaan defended with the canoe and trouser presser and knocked Psychotic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Psychotic childroland broke free and obliterated Vaan with an attack of pansy-like chinchilla middle finger delivered right to Vaan's left nipple.

Psychotic and childroland left the abandoned warehouse on Psychotic's grizzly bear and rode back to Psychotic's secret lair in Scotland Yard. To calm childroland, Psychotic gave childroland some fizzy water. Since it was getting late, Psychotic made a dinner of vomit and Poisoned Mushrooms which childroland devoured. After dinner, childroland, seeing the desire in Psychotic's eyes, Spat, sending Psychotic over the edge. Psychotic produced a fly swatter and gave childroland a devilish wink and beckoned childroland to follow into the shed.

*end flashback*

What did Psychotic do to childroland in the shed in Scotland Yard with a fly swatter that has childroland so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask childroland?

I liked Reine's one better

[Shiny]

One day, Shiny invited *~Angel Wing~* over to their house to Video Games with LunarWeaver. Unfortunately, Shiny didn't know that *~Angel Wing~* had a traumatic event involving a sock.
*flashback*

*~Angel Wing~* was hanging out at the Bubble Tea and watching Family Guy when they were hit in the head with a cheeda. After regaining conciousness, *~Angel Wing~* found themself locked in a Taco Bell being held prisoner by Arucard. Arucard demanded to know where Jebus Christ was and why *~Angel Wing~* was hiding it from them. *~Angel Wing~* screamed, "Magical Pope Powers" but Arucard wasn't buying it. Arucard proceeded to torture *~Angel Wing~* with a shoes and deer porn. Just when it looked like *~Angel Wing~* was at their end, DK burst into the Taco Bell, riding a Pink Panther and shouting, "mmm child u dun did it!" DK jumped off of the Pink Panther and attacked Arucard. Arucard defended with the shoes and deer porn and knocked DK off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for DK *~Angel Wing~* broke free and obliterated Arucard with an attack of Yagooglizer Liger Ryes NOSEPASS delivered right to Arucard's Psy\'s forehead.

DK and *~Angel Wing~* left the Taco Bell on DK's Pink Panther and rode back to DK's secret lair in Uranus. To calm *~Angel Wing~*, DK gave *~Angel Wing~* some Apple Juice that isn\'t urine. Since it was getting late, DK made a dinner of Babies and Small Children which *~Angel Wing~* devoured. After dinner, *~Angel Wing~*, seeing the desire in DK's eyes, Farted, sending DK over the edge. DK produced a sock and gave *~Angel Wing~* a devilish wink and beckoned *~Angel Wing~* to follow into the Room in a house.
*end flashback*

What did DK do to *~Angel Wing~* in the Room in a house in Uranus with a sock that has *~Angel Wing~* so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask *~Angel Wing~*?

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

One day, Roto-13 invited ff7+ff10 gurl 100 over to their house to playing Video games with Evastio. Unfortunately, Roto-13 didn't know that ff7+ff10 gurl 100 had a traumatic event involving a Cup.
*flashback*

ff7+ff10 gurl 100 was hanging out at the Burger King and watching Heroes when they were hit in the head with a Chair. After regaining conciousness, ff7+ff10 gurl 100 found themself locked in a Park being held prisoner by Tempest. Tempest demanded to know where Cheese was and why ff7+ff10 gurl 100 was hiding it from them. ff7+ff10 gurl 100 screamed, "Whatchu talkin bout Willis?" but Tempest wasn't buying it. Tempest proceeded to torture ff7+ff10 gurl 100 with a Umbrella and Lamp. Just when it looked like ff7+ff10 gurl 100 was at their end, Christmas burst into the Park, riding a Cat and shouting, "Woah Nelly!!" Christmas jumped off of the Cat and attacked Tempest. Tempest defended with the Umbrella and Lamp and knocked Christmas off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Christmas ff7+ff10 gurl 100 broke free and obliterated Tempest with an attack of yellow Jaguar leg delivered right to Tempest's toe.

Christmas and ff7+ff10 gurl 100 left the Park on Christmas's Cat and rode back to Christmas's secret lair in Canada. To calm ff7+ff10 gurl 100, Christmas gave ff7+ff10 gurl 100 some Coke. Since it was getting late, Christmas made a dinner of Fries and Chips which ff7+ff10 gurl 100 devoured. After dinner, ff7+ff10 gurl 100, seeing the desire in Christmas's eyes, Kicked, sending Christmas over the edge. Christmas produced a Cup and gave ff7+ff10 gurl 100 a devilish wink and beckoned ff7+ff10 gurl 100 to follow into the Kitchen.
*end flashback*

What did Christmas do to ff7+ff10 gurl 100 in the Kitchen in Canada with a Cup that has ff7+ff10 gurl 100 so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask ff7+ff10 gurl 100?

<3

[black orb]

>>> One day, hooters invited psychotic over to their house to movie with chaos. Unfortunately, hooters didn't know that psychotic had a traumatic event involving a tube.
*flashback*

psychotic was hanging out at the coffee shop and watching your mom when they were hit in the head with a socks. After regaining conciousness, psychotic found themself locked in a McDonalds being held prisoner by leeza. leeza demanded to know where your mom was and why psychotic was hiding it from them. psychotic screamed, "copy paste duh!" but leeza wasn't buying it. leeza proceeded to torture psychotic with a bat and baseball. Just when it looked like psychotic was at their end, rye burst into the McDonalds, riding a bird and shouting, "Hammertime!" rye jumped off of the bird and attacked leeza. leeza defended with the bat and baseball and knocked rye off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for rye psychotic broke free and obliterated leeza with an attack of Hammertime dog eye delivered right to leeza's head.

rye and psychotic left the McDonalds on rye's bird and rode back to rye's secret lair in France. To calm psychotic , rye gave psychotic some soda. Since it was getting late, rye made a dinner of carrot and egg which psychotic devoured. After dinner, psychotic , seeing the desire in rye's eyes, Belched, sending rye over the edge. rye produced a tube and gave psychotic a devilish wink and beckoned psychotic to follow into the toilet.
*end flashback*

What did rye do to psychotic in the toilet in France with a tube that has psychotic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask psychotic ?

[GooeyToast]

One day, Hsu invited nik0tine over to their house to masturbate with Raistlin. Unfortunately, Hsu didn't know that nik0tine had a traumatic event involving a cake.
*flashback*

nik0tine was hanging out at the church and watching Hannah Montana when they were hit in the head with a bible. After regaining conciousness, nik0tine found themself locked in heaven being held prisoner by Dreddz. Dreddz demanded to know where the trident was and why nik0tine was hiding it from them. nik0tine screamed, "Praise to he!" but Dreddz wasn't buying it. Dreddz proceeded to torture nik0tine with a pipe and banana. Just when it looked like nik0tine was at their end, PiP burst into heaven, riding a badger and shouting, "Jesus, lol!" PiP jumped off of the badger and attacked Dreddz. Dreddz defended with the pipe and banana and knocked PiP off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for PiP nik0tine broke free and obliterated Dreddz with an attack of kinky toucan eyebrow delivered right to Dreddz's earlobe.

PiP and nik0tine left heaven on PiP's badger and rode back to PiP's secret lair in Uzbekistan. To calm nik0tine, PiP gave nik0tine some Yoohoo. Since it was getting late, PiP made a dinner of noodles and grapes which nik0tine devoured. After dinner, nik0tine, seeing the desire in PiP's eyes, prayed, sending PiP over the edge. PiP produced a cake and gave nik0tine a devilish wink and beckoned nik0tine to follow into the garage.
*end flashback*

What did PiP do to nik0tine in the garage in Uzbekistan with a cake that has nik0tine so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask nik0tine?

[Christmas]

One day, NANNY MANUS invited Psychotic over to their house to kill with Levian. Unfortunately, NANNY MANUS didn't know that Psychotic had a traumatic event involving a lightsaber.

*flashback*

Psychotic was hanging out at the asylum and watching TELETUBBIES when they were hit in the head with a Porn DVDs. After regaining conciousness, Psychotic found themself locked in a Mold Anus being held prisoner by Resha. Resha demanded to know where Penis was and why Psychotic was hiding it from them. Psychotic screamed, "Hammertime" but Resha wasn't buying it. Resha proceeded to torture Psychotic with a rotten limbs and intestines. Just when it looked like Psychotic was at their end, Meat puppet burst into the Mold Anus, riding a Rantzien and shouting, "copy paste duh!" Meat puppet jumped off of the Rantzien and attacked Resha. Resha defended with the rotten limbs and intestines and knocked Meat puppet off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Meat puppet Psychotic broke free and obliterated Resha with an attack of was Shiny brain delivered right to Resha's eyes.

Meat puppet and Psychotic left the Mold Anus on Meat puppet's Rantzien and rode back to Meat puppet's secret lair in LAND OF HATRED. To calm Psychotic, Meat puppet gave Psychotic some blood. Since it was getting late, Meat puppet made a dinner of lungs and livers which Psychotic devoured. After dinner, Psychotic, seeing the desire in Meat puppet's eyes, FARTED, sending Meat puppet over the edge. Meat puppet produced a lightsaber and gave Psychotic a devilish wink and beckoned Psychotic to follow into the HAPPY ROOM.

*end flashback*

What did Meat puppet do to Psychotic in the HAPPY ROOM in LAND OF HATRED with a lightsaber that has Psychotic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Psychotic?

[Evastio]

One day, Duncan invited Evastio over to their house to plot graphs with kikimm. Unfortunately, Duncan didn't know that Evastio had a traumatic event involving a cabbage.

*flashback*

Evastio was hanging out at the Butlins and watching Everybody Loves Raymond when he was hit in the head with a prosthetic limb. After regaining conciousness, Evastio found themself locked in a Old Library being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where Jesus Stick was and why Evastio was hiding it from them. Evastio screamed, "You can't harm me, I have wings of steel!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture Evastio with a coffe mug and saxaphone. Just when it looked like Evastio was at his end, Traffic burst into the Old Library, riding a giraffe and shouting, "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!!" Traffic jumped off of the giraffe and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the coffe mug and saxaphone and knocked Traffic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Traffic Evastio broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of large cuckoo leg delivered right to Levian's earlobe.

Traffic and Evastio left the Old Library on Traffic's giraffe and rode back to Traffic's secret lair in Norway. To calm Evastio, Traffic gave Evastio some milk. Since it was getting late, Traffic made a dinner of hot cross bun and toasted sandwhich which Evastio devoured. After dinner, Evastio, seeing the desire in Traffic's eyes, Quaffed, sending Evastio over the edge. Traffic produced a cabbage and gives Evastio a devilish wink and beckons Evastio to follow into the Bedroom.

*end flashback*

What did Traffic do to Evastio in the Bedroom in Norway that has Evastio so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Evastio?


Sweet. :cool:
Don't look at me for answers. :( I'm just as clueless as you guys.


One day, Christmas invited Old Manus over to their house to stealing with Roto13. Unfortunately, Christmas didn't know that Old Manus had a traumatic event involving a Puppet.

*flashback*

Old Manus was hanging out at the Toilet and watching Red Green Show when they were hit in the head with a Eyeball. After regaining conciousness, Old Manus found themself locked in a Porta Potty being held prisoner by Agent Proto. Agent Proto demanded to know where You was and why Old Manus was hiding it from them. Old Manus screamed, "toilet time" but Agent Proto wasn't buying it. Agent Proto proceeded to torture Old Manus with a Chainsaw and Anvil. Just when it looked like Old Manus was at their end, Azar burst into the Porta Potty, riding a Skunk and shouting, "I don\'t get it!" Azar jumped off of the Skunk and attacked Agent Proto. Agent Proto defended with the Chainsaw and Anvil and knocked Azar off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Azar Old Manus broke free and obliterated Agent Proto with an attack of run Ant Teeth delivered right to Agent Proto's Toe.

Azar and Old Manus left the Porta Potty on Azar's Skunk and rode back to Azar's secret lair in head. To calm Old Manus, Azar gave Old Manus some oil. Since it was getting late, Azar made a dinner of cheese and jerky which Old Manus devoured. After dinner, Old Manus, seeing the desire in Azar's eyes, ate, sending Azar over the edge. Azar produced a Puppet and gave Old Manus a devilish wink and beckoned Old Manus to follow into the washroom.

*end flashback*

What did Azar do to Old Manus in the washroom in head with a Puppet that has Old Manus so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Old Manus?

Hah hah. :D

[rubah]

One day, rubah invited stu over to their house to pet puppies with zexymus. Unfortunately, rubah didn't know that stu had a traumatic event involving a rubik's cube.
*flashback*

stu was hanging out at the Wal*Mart and watching Wall Street Week with Louis Rukeyser when they were hit in the head with a toy hamster. After regaining conciousness, stu found themself locked in a the National Forest being held prisoner by kishi. kishi demanded to know where Stick of Staff Stuckage was and why stu was hiding it from them. stu screamed, "ZOMG WTF" but kishi wasn't buying it. kishi proceeded to torture stu with a nail polish and camera. Just when it looked like stu was at their end, foa burst into the the National Forest, riding a puppy and shouting, "YOUR MOM's FACE!!" foa jumped off of the puppy and attacked kishi. kishi defended with the nail polish and camera and knocked foa off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for foa stu broke free and obliterated kishi with an attack of prettyprincessy giraffe peepee delivered right to kishi's split ends.

foa and stu left the the National Forest on foa's puppy and rode back to foa's secret lair in Mt. Everest. To calm stu, foa gave stu some Dr. Pepper. Since it was getting late, foa made a dinner of foaffles and pickles which stu devoured. After dinner, stu, seeing the desire in foa's eyes, pooted, sending foa over the edge. foa produced a rubik's cube and gave stu a devilish wink and beckoned stu to follow into the attelier.
*end flashback*

What did foa do to stu in the attelier in Mt. Everest with a rubik's cube that has stu so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask stu?

[Hambone]

One day, Hambone invited Tavrobel over to their house to explore with Psychotic. Unfortunately, Hambone didn't know that Tavrobel had a traumatic event involving a candy cane.
*flashback*

Tavrobel was hanging out at the Amazon rainforest and watching Family Guy when they were hit in the head with a Naughty Magazine. After regaining conciousness, Tavrobel found themself locked in a Jack in the Box being held prisoner by Rye. Rye demanded to know where the golden cigarette lighter was and why Tavrobel was hiding it from them. Tavrobel screamed, "I like eggs!" but Rye wasn't buying it. Rye proceeded to torture Tavrobel with a bucket and empty beer can. Just when it looked like Tavrobel was at their end, feona17 burst into the Jack in the Box, riding a Shrew and shouting, "Hey, hey, hey!!" feona17 jumped off of the Shrew and attacked Rye. Rye defended with the bucket and empty beer can and knocked feona17 off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for feona17 Tavrobel broke free and obliterated Rye with an attack of a stinky bat foot delivered right to Rye's finger nail.

feona17 and Tavrobel left the Jack in the Box on feona17's Shrew and rode back to feona17's secret lair in Oxford. To calm Tavrobel, feona17 gave Tavrobel some Sprite. Since it was getting late, feona17 made a dinner of cookies and cheeseburgers which Tavrobel devoured. After dinner, Tavrobel, seeing the desire in feona17's eyes, vomited, sending feona17 over the edge. feona17 produced a candy cane and gave Tavrobel a devilish wink and beckoned Tavrobel to follow into the bathroom.
*end flashback*

What did feona17 do to Tavrobel in the bathroom in Oxford with a candy cane that has Tavrobel so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Tavrobel?

[Dell]

One day, LunarWeaver invited Psychotic over to their house to Eating ants with Zeromus_X. Unfortunately, LunarWeaver didn't know that Psychotic had a traumatic event involving a Swim Suit.

*flashback*

Psychotic was hanging out at the North Pole and watching NANNY MANUS CAKESHOW when they were hit in the head with a Smelly Bed. After regaining conciousness, Psychotic found themself locked in a South Pole being held prisoner by Resha. Resha demanded to know where Cursed Pant was and why Psychotic was hiding it from them. Psychotic screamed, "You're fired!" but Resha wasn't buying it. Resha proceeded to torture Psychotic with a Rotobot and Toilet Bowl. Just when it looked like Psychotic was at their end, Christmas burst into the South Pole, riding a Bee and shouting, "The existence of this thread is as natural as sex!" Christmas jumped off of the Bee and attacked Resha. Resha defended with the Rotobot and Toilet Bowl and knocked Christmas off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Christmas Psychotic broke free and obliterated Resha with an attack of LOL Leech Fingernail delivered right to Resha's Armpit.

Christmas and Psychotic left the South Pole on Christmas's Bee and rode back to Christmas's secret lair in Pacific Ocean. To calm Psychotic, Christmas gave Psychotic some Dirty Water. Since it was getting late, Christmas made a dinner of Faeces and Plastic Bag which Psychotic devoured. After dinner, Psychotic, seeing the desire in Christmas's eyes, Constipated, sending Christmas over the edge. Christmas produced a Swim Suit and gave Psychotic a devilish wink and beckoned Psychotic to follow into the Toilet.

*end flashback*

What did Christmas do to Psychotic in the Toilet in Pacific Ocean with a Swim Suit that has Psychotic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Psychotic?