Variations of Christmas Songs! [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

IsntFFIXGrand

12-08-2006, 03:27 AM

Create your variation of a Christmas song and have others rate it!
Here's mine:

Deck the halls with gasoline

fa la la la la la, la la la la

Set the tree a-flame

fa la la la la la, la la la la

Burn the living room

fa la la la la la, la la la la

Watch people burn down to their doom!

fa la la la la la, la la la laaa.....

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vorpal blade

12-08-2006, 12:12 PM

...disturbing...
Not entirely original, but amusing noetheless. 3.5/ 5

Violent night, left and right,
mortals fall before my might!
Listen to their agonized screams, It's so beautiful, it's like a dream...
Now the ravens appear! Such a great sight, that of fear!

Oh, my dear son, what have you done? What madness could posess you?
You once were a nice young lad, but now you seem to be quite mad!
Oh dear my son, what have you done? What madness could possess you?

You ask what I was thinking? Well, I will tell you happily:
The world's a bit better, and it's all because of me!
You see, whilst I slept one night, an angel said to me:
"Michael, this is your duty- to rid the world of it's plight!
So I did as he told me. I rid us of some misery.
The world's so much better, I'll go down in history!

Oh, my dear son, what have you done? Your future was so bright...
What do I do? this can't go on! This must end, but he's my son...
Oh, my god, what shall I do? Tell me, I implore you...

I cut down a bunch of sinners!
Father, you don't seem to understand.
Those like us emerge the winners!
Still, you do not seem to understand.
We're the righteous, they're the damned!
Dammit, why don't you understand?!
If you won't join me as well,
then I'll have to send you you down to Hell!

Oh, dear Michael, my only son. What you've done isn't right.
They did not deserve to die, and I will not sit idly by!
Oh, dear Michael, my dearest son- I can't believe what you've done!

Still, those bells... still those bells...
they haven't yet stopped ringing.
Still they ring... that must mean...
I will have to kill you too!
(maniacal laughter)
Crimson rivers, bloody sidewalks,
and blood dripping on grass-
Oh, how fun, it looks just like Christmas!

You're not my son! I haven't one! My son would never do this!
He'd never do such an evil... all those innocent people.
You're not my son, you're a madman! I'll have to end this madness!

Oh, my son, what have you done?
What could drive you to do this?
Silver bells? Those silver bells...?
At his mother's funeral...?

That could not be... could they possibly...
I did find him up there...
Calling her name in despair.

The bells' ringing... their ringing...
could they have caused his madness?
Those bells were made... made by me!
I'm responsible as well?

This will not do! but it is true!
I don't deserve to live on...
There's just one thing I can do...

What a night, what a sight.
So many dead, what a fright.
But thise one died
by suicide
was he behind it all?

That took forever.
Anyways:
Silent night
O Tannenbaum
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Deck the halls
Silver Bells

light shades are the son, darker shades the father, the last stanza a cop the morning after.