The 5th Anniversary Special Edition Ciddies Winner Revelations Thread

[Sefie1999AD]

Good morning, I just woke up. :)

[Madonna]

Change your custom title, Seph. ^_~

[Mitch]

coco pops time!

[Xander]

we're ready :D

[Resha]

I knew I couldn't miss the Ciddies even if I TRIED ;D Go on, AG.

[Sefie1999AD]

Change your custom title, Seph. ^_~

Sure, I'll just have to think of a new, decent custom rank first.

AG: Did you post the roll call to announce that you're continuing the Ciddies now or just that you've woken up?

[Breine]

My throat hurts... :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And that concludes...

The Oops! (http://www.aiyon.com/keke/oops.mp3) We Did It Again Break

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/29868632/525235

Which was quickly followed by...


The Fire Extinguisher Induced Short-Term Coma Break

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

[Madonna]

Can we get an actual shot of the fire extinguisher that laid Award Guy low?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Maybe later, Lynx. Time to get back on track right now!

Previously, on The 5th Anniversary Special Edition Ciddies Winner Revelations Thread...

Cutest Female
Last winner: Rye
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Ashi
Chaos
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Jojee
kikimm
Lekana
Resha
rubah
Rye
Shauna
Shiny
smittenkitten
Squishy
Xander


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Rye
Rase: rubah
nik0tine: Chaos
Raistlin: Rye
Meat Puppet: Lekana
Tavrobel: Rye
Levian: kikimm
Rye: Rye
Owen Macwere: Shauna
Shiny: smittenkitten
Jesse1: ff7+ff10 gurl 100</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Rye
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Rye
Agent Proto: Rye
Psychotic: Rye
Yamaneko: Rye
theundeadhero: kikimm
The Captain: Resha
Miriel: Rye
Goldenboco: Shiny
Rusty: Rye
DK: ff7+ff10 gurl 100</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (11/22 - 50%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: ff7+ff10 gurl 100 / kikimm (2/22 - 9%)

[Christmas]

OMG, HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!

[Xander]

Go Chaos! :D

[theundeadhero]

Award Zombie

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Here we have the Cutest Girls now. Before, we continue, please keep in mind that above all else, what matters in life is how you look, so if you cannot fit into a size zero or one, then you will never be famous on MTV, make-out with unknown hipsters, be able to party until you lose track of whether it is night or day, develop a smoking habit, an eating disorder or let down other people's expecations. So remember, if you wanna fit into the cool crowd, all of whom will be obsolete by the time any of it really matters, only worry about being cute on the outside, never within!

All of the nominees for this award sadly do not seem to take this advice and will only be able to be happy, healthy and sane and will never be able to see what rehab looks like (It's very clean and well polished).

Using the google image search as our objective cuteness judge, here we go:

Ashi (http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Cute_Kids/Seahorse.jpg): (Obviously, deeply influenced by 'The Little Mermaid')

Chaos (http://members.cox.net/akomiko/fluffy_crew.jpg): (Cute by day, halloween crime fighters by night!)

ff7+ff10 gurl 100 (http://www.cannonspike.com/CamFan/Lowena/ko-misc/ko-ff7-babies.jpg): (somehow, this picture makes sense)

Jojee (http://lostgarden.com/uploaded_images/Cute-Man&Woman-704386.jpg): (Potential cutest couple nominee of the future?)

kikimm (http://keyblog.bimarts.upper.jp/images/05_03kikim2.jpg): (I think Google might have had some trouble here)

Lekana (http://www.pulleromaki.fi/images/tkalut/rkanki.jpg): (Actually, you might be able to fit into a size zero)

Resha (http://www.wtharvey.com/resha.png): (Definitely cute for the brainy)

rubah (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5903/hemel16as.jpg): (That's one bad magic trick! I can see the strings, she's not floating!)

Rye (http://www.nhrealestatenetwork.com/images/trtbrnch_ext.jpg): (Sure, it looks cute on the OUTSIDE...)

Shauna (http://www.darkhorizons.com/2004/anchor/anchor5.jpg): (There's nothing cuter than sharing)

Shiny (http://ita.wisc.edu/currentstudents/2009/summercamp/toothpaste/images/cute-tooth.gif): (Good hygiene is very cute too)

smittenkitten (http://www.stampola.com/images_gallery/79.jpg): (Actually, this one makes sense)

Squishy (http://www.geocities.com/nerdy_twins/squishy/main.jpg): ('And he shall be my squishy..')

Xander (http://www.tracheostomy.com/trachkids/kids14/images14/xander.jpg): (Google gave me an actual picture of you, so....)

All cute in their own ways, but who is cutest?

[Xander]

Omg you're right, "Xander eyes" in Google image search, grr! Stupid google! XD

[Madonna]

I think we need to find these pictures.

Edit: Or, y'know, click on the names, rather than his parenthetical descriptions. Curses!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
rubah.........................13
Rye...........................11
smittenkitten..................9
Chaos..........................7
Resha..........................6
ff7+ff10 gurl 100..............5
Jojee..........................5
Lekana.........................5
Shauna.........................4
Squishy........................3
Ashi...........................2
Shiny..........................2
RSL............................1

[Mitch]

Nice speech, buddy

[theundeadhero]

GO kikimm!

[Xander]

Woah I didn't expect to get that far up! XD But cuteness is a lifestyle, y'know!

[Sefie1999AD]

Aww, sorry for Rye, Chaos and others. But good luck to Xander and Kikimm in the finals. :)

[Resha]

Go, go, GO kee-kee-EM-em.

[Martyr]

Huh. Everybody I vote for falls about 3-4 short of the mark.

I must be bad luck or something.

I apologize to everybody I voted for

[Rocket Edge]

C'mon kikimm!

Rise & shine to the ciddies, while listening to the sounds of the seasons.

[Xander]

If you can't beat em, join em... Cmon Kikimm :hahaha:

[Resha]

That's too sweet of you Xandy *hugs* I'm rooting for you and kiks equally, I'm sorry. I didn't see that you were the other contestant.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Xander


Xander........................16
kikimm........................15

Prediction Party, blindsided!

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fluffy2.jpg

[Xander]

Ok.. that was really a big surprise. Thank you a huuuuge bunch guys. :love:

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats Xander.

[theundeadhero]

<i>Why you wanna break my heart!</i>

[Resha]

Congrats Xandy-Pandy! :heart:

[Samuraid]

Congrats, Xander. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Male
Last winner: RSL
Nomination Leader: themagicroundabout

The Nominees
DK
Hsu
Meat Puppet
Moon Rabbits
Psychotic
themagicroundabout


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Psychotic
Rase: Hsu
nik0tine: DK
Raistlin: Psychotic
Meat Puppet: Hsu
Tavrobel: DK
Levian: Moon Rabbits
Rye: Meat Puppet
Owen Macwere: Psychotic
Shiny: themagicroundabout
Jesse1: Hsu</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Hsu
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Meat Puppet
Agent Proto: Hsu
Psychotic: Hsu
Yamaneko: Hsu
theundeadhero: themagicroundabout
The Captain: DK
Miriel: Hsu
Goldenboco: Psychotic
Rusty: themagicroundabout
DK: themagicroundabout</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Hsu (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic / themagicroundabout (4/22 - 18%)

[Xander]

CMON TOMMY!

Oh, umm...Cmon Moon Rabbits :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Here we now have Cutest Guy, but what makes a guy especially cute? Is it the way they use their font, the flash and style to which they make themselves known, or are they, as I suspect, just hunks of meat for the female and male population to oogle?

Let's see what each look like, after being put through the most objective judge of Cuteness: the google image search:

DK (http://web-star.dk/frikvarter/sjov/billeder/kids/cute.jpg): (Proving you don't need lots of hair to be cute)

Hsu (http://www.netvillage.cn/album/albumpic/20060103/p_zbHSu7uk_368.jpg): (An Asian Philip J. Fry apparently)

Meat Puppet (http://www.sledbag.com/splooft/bands_bd/artwork/meat_puppets_live.jpg): (Turns out, you are a cute boy band, sorta)

Moon Rabbits (http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/images/mountainviewblog.jpg): (While the name might be cute, somehow, this seems tragic...)

Psychotic (http://www.bibi.org/box/2005/maio/Dalek.jpg): (The kind of cute maybe only a mother could love)

themagicroundabout (http://www.toys-hobbies.co.uk/trolleyed/images/products/10103.jpg): (You certainly do go well with whatever that is on your back... oh wait, that IS you?)

So there you have it, the google, as President Bush so fondly calls it, has given us a peak at our candidates. Who will take home the prize?

[Resha]

Go Curtis! :D <3

[Rocket Edge]

This is gonna be tight..

[theundeadhero]

Access to Pschotic is forbidden, just like in real life.

[Madonna]

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that Kyon of Furuba for Hsu's picture? The coincidence amuses.

[Sefie1999AD]

Congratulations, Xander!! *huggles the Cutest <s>Panda</s> Female* ^^ Though Kikimm, don't feel too bad. *huggles you too*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Moon Rabbits..................16
Hsu...........................13
DK............................11
Meat Puppet....................8
RSL............................1

[Christmas]

CURTIS, PAUL! :bigsmile:

[XandrewX]

Congrats to the winner :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
themagicroundabout


themagicroundabout............21
Psychotic.....................17

The Mr. regains his title after losing it to RSL earlier this year!

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/profile1.jpg

[XandrewX]

Physcotic being pwned...oh well...congrats to themagicroundabout :)

[Xander]

Nice Congrats pic Christmas!

Well done themagicroundabout... who I think I only recently found out if you were male or female... *so slow!*

[Resha]

YES CURTIS :D ConGRATS, man!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sexiest Female
Last winner: fire_of_avalon
Nomination Leader: Jess

The Nominees
Avarice-ness
boris no no
Christmas
fire_of_avalon
Jess
Jojee
kikimm
Leeza
Resha
Shiny
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten
Yooniece


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: fire_of_avalon
Rase: ShlupQuack
nik0tine: Christmas
Raistlin: ShlupQuack
Meat Puppet: fire_of_avalon
Tavrobel: Christmas
Levian: Jess
Rye: ShlupQuack
Owen Macwere: Jess
Shiny: Jess
Jesse1: Christmas</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Jess
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: smittenkitten
Agent Proto: ShlupQuack
Psychotic: fire_of_avalon
Yamaneko: Leeza
theundeadhero: ShlupQuack
The Captain: Christmas
Miriel: ShlupQuack
Goldenboco: Christmas
Rusty: Jess
DK: Leeza</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack (6/22 - 27%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas / Jess (5/22 - 23%)

[Levian]

Looks like I woke up just in time.

Congrats roundybouty :D

[themagicroundabout]

Yay! :excited: Thanks people - didn't expect to win anything this time round!

:roll: Thanks again!


AND GO KIKIMM SEXIEST FEMALE COME ON

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is the most fun award to write the speechs for, because you just get to lech on ladies and get away with it. :D~ But then again, being sexy is all about the looks now, is it? All of these women have got that something special about them, that...spark! If this line-up is anything to go by, EoFF is a bunch of very lucky blokes. :love:

Avarice-ness - Ah, Dear Ashley. Definitely a sexy lady. She's got it all, the glasses, the choker, the...sexy...face. Yeah. D: Oh yeah, I got game. But yeah, she seems to be continuing a long line of Sexy Ashley's at EoFF. She's also got that slightly crazy personality which is very appealing. You just can't help but want to talk to her! I hope she does well here. *congises Ashley*

boris no no - She's got that accent man, the posh girl accent that drives some people crazy. Then, on the other end of the spectrum, she's a total caner mentalist and isn't afraid to drink you under the table. Also, if you read her MSN names and titles...yeah. What more could a man want? :jess:

Christmas - It is no surprise to me that little Snowy Heart is up here for this award. For she is the one thing, that one holy grail to all RPG nerds on the internet. She is....asian! [insert angelic chior and shiny rays of sunlight beaming down on Christmas, etc.] Some people also find the whole destroy the world in a flaming ball of death thing quite seductive, I imagine.

fire_of_avalon - All that really needs to be said is: #tot. I wish I could divulge some of those stories here because you WOULD vote for her, oh yes, you would. xD I can't count the times, the stories, it's terrible and terrifying and yet...sexy. And the southern accent she has, too. YooHoo shaking furiously as I type.

Jess - Much like Boris, every man dreams of a girl like Jess, someone who could drink you under the table and is more into the sport than you are. :jess: As a bonus, she is awesome, and has a nice face. Expect a strong showing.

Jojee - Do the Christmas one again but replace world destruction with Bunny Ears and a Katana. Azns + FF board = sexy

kikimm - I don't really know what I should say here. On one hand, I could say a lot of nice things about my dear friend Krissy, on the other hand, knowing her, she might hate this and want to stab me in the eyeball. She's a I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP kind of girl, and in that lies the reason that so many people find her sexy. She has the best hair, too :love: but yeah I'm being careful of what I say lest I get an ass kicking from the taekwondo girl.

Leeza - Oh, Leeza. :love: :love: :love: When you think of the kind of sexy Leeza is, it's like...that schoolteacher, with her high heels and those glasses and the metre stick ruler she's about to twat you with because you've been a naughty student, and she has FIRE in her eyes, and you're SO SCARED! But...at the same time, it's sexy :love: Leeza is the refined, sexy lady of EoFF. You all know it.

Resha - Haha, I bet Pooja is mortified at seeing this, especially as I am the one writing it. She is sexy, though. she's WEIRD, man. She likes frogs and scat and all that. Bruised Busty Babe isn't afraid to get rough, either. It's an intoxicating combination for many men. I won't even TELL you why her nickname is "Farter". Definite contender. ilu pooja! :jess:

Shiny - Shiny has a very sexy voice. And she's also a complete and total pervert on the next level. Worse than Rye, even. So much so that I can't say any more because i'll get banned, such is the nature of this woman.

ShlupQuack - I'm afraid to say anything because her husband is here and he might beat me up. :( Levian thinks she is the sexiest woman he has ever seen in his entire life, though. (yeah i'm dropping him in it and running)

smittenkitten - In his predictions, Lynxie said something like "Have you seen her bust?" The answer to that question, dear Lynxie, is Yes I have, and I know why she's here. :D

Yooniece - Again repeat Christmas but replace world destruction with big boobs.

GO GO GO AWARD GUY

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats dude.

EDIT: Great speech DK.

[Resha]

I hate Dan so much

[theundeadhero]

Oh, Levian. I never knew you felt that way about ShlupQuack.

[Levian]

:shifty:

[Xander]

haha@ description of Leeza.

Go ShlupQuack RAWR.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Avarice-ness..................10
smittenkitten..................9
Yooniece.......................9
Resha..........................6
boris no no....................5
Christmas......................5
Leeza..........................5
Jojee..........................4
kikimm.........................4
Shiny..........................3
RSL............................1

Reigning Champion vs. Nominations Leader vs. Prediction Party Favourite - now that's a battle. If Shlup wins, it'll be quite the comeback - she won it once before, three years ago!

[theundeadhero]

GO SHLUP'S SEXY BUNS!

[Resha]

I think Jess would of gotten this one in the bag, this time round :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
fire_of_avalon


fire_of_avalon................18
Jess..........................12
ShlupQuack....................12

foa: Officially the sexiest female of 2006, winning this in both Ciddies events!

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats foa!

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/big.gif

[Xander]

Aww, well deserved, congrats and big RAWR @ foa >=)

[theundeadhero]

Southern accents do drive men crazy.

[Resha]

Oh good gosh congrats foa xD Reignin champ' reigns on!

[Shlup]

It's okay, I'll let foa think she's sexier than me for a little longer.

[Levian]

Congrats sexy foam bath. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sexiest Male
Last winner: RSL
Nomination Leader: Devil Man / Loony BoB

The Nominees
DK
Jowy
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Psydekick
Roto13
RSL
Samuraid
sephirothishere


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: RSL
Rase: RSL
nik0tine: Roto13
Raistlin: Loony BoB
Meat Puppet: Samuraid
Tavrobel: Roto13
Levian: Jowy
Rye: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Owen Macwere: DK
Shiny: Jowy
Jesse1: RSL</td><td width="50%">Traffic: RSL
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Psychotic
Agent Proto: RSL
Psychotic: Jowy
Yamaneko: Jowy
theundeadhero: Psychotic
The Captain: RSL
Miriel: Psychotic
Goldenboco: Roto13
Rusty: Loony BoB
DK: Jowy</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: RSL (6/22 - 27%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jowy (5/22 - 23%)

[Shauna]

Whew! Congrats Xander, Curtis, and foa! :D

I AM AWAKE. :cool:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Fittingly enough, the Sexiest Female is presenting the speech for Sexiest Male. :)


He enters chat and all eyes are immediately on the name. He posts in a thread, and every post before and after cease to exist. His picture has thousands of “mouse clicks” in the member album, and when he posts in a voice thread, you’re little more than a puddle of spit and lipstick.

We all have our favorites, the ones that turn our cheeks red (which cheeks? Which do you prefer?), give us chills and make us wish WE could spend the night in the shadow of the Highwind before going to kick the second prettiest guy in the world’s ass. But who has it the most? Who makes all of us quiver way down deep? Here’s a look at the contestants, ladies and gentlemen.

Badass of the Brown: While his penchant for bizarre dress (has anyone SEEN his most famous album picture?) is a little unnerving, DK’s balls out attitude and his use of the Brown to assert himself in the world of EoFF make him a tough contender. Does he have the secret sexuality, revealed exclusively #tot, to beat out these other pansies?

The Pretty Boy: A face you’d love to bring home, but not necessarily to mama, Jowy is a fresh face to this category. I think. I can’t really remember, I think I looked at him too long. My brains are all addled, I wonder if I’ll remember to vote correctly.

Oh, Kishi: What man or woman here hasn’t lusted a little after the darkside? Known best for his raw, depraved, and ultimately weird fetishes and wit sharper than some obscure video game character’s sharp thingy, Kishi definitely has what it takes to capture the Ciddie, but he probably doesn’t want it anyways.

The Best Bud: Loony BoB, probably the friendliest fellow around these parts, is sexy? Why the hell not? He’s got class, he’s got charm, and he’s a freaking chocobo? You could ride him all day long, and he’d be ready for more! Can he outlast the rest of these wankers to be premier sheepshagger?

The Wild One: Smart as a whip, and equally insane, Psychotic is remniscent of those crazy young men raised by wolves, or gorillas or walruses. Those who have met him, and haven’t swooned, were subjected to his animalistic intelligence and Tekken skills. Will Psychotic crazy his way to the winner’s circle? Can I use crazy as a verb?

The Boy Wonder: Many of the EoFF young’uns have clung instantly to a superstar and found their way to the top, but it’s nearly unheard of that one of them makes it into the Sexiest Male competition? Can this mini-stud run with the big dogs, or is he about to get all tore up?

The Caustic Casanova: Sardonic and certainly suggestive in his own way, roto13 is probably a pervert. I couldn’t get close enough to tell, with the throngs surrounding him. Some of the things I do know about this sexy knave are far too libidinous for the forums, but I don’t know if they’ll get him Ciddies gold.

The Missing Manly Must: He is RSL. He has a beard. He has THE beard. What more can be said? Well, besides: I waaaaant.

Touchable Techie: Who doesn’t want a man with a brain? Not only can Samuraid offer a great helping of grey matter, this technological titan knows how to push all the right buttons. Could he hack it as Sexiest Male?

Rockstar: At least, you would think it based on his extensive knowledge of music and guitars. And haven’t we all wanted a man who could use his hands that way? But can a rock n roll deity match up against the rest of these boys?

I’ve gotten myself a little mois-sweaty and tired. I’m gonna retire to the dressing room, here’s how y’all voted. :<3:

[Xander]

I go rawr at Jowy.

[Shlup]

Devil Man sent me his picture. I should've posted it.

[Shauna]

I forgot to say this: Oh yes. 4 votes for cutest female. I rock. :cool:

And yes, Shlup. You should have. :(

[Levian]

Excellent speech, foa. xD

[XandrewX]

What's rawr?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
DK............................13
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............10
Loony BoB.....................10
sephirothishere................7
Roto13.........................6
Psychotic......................5
Samuraid.......................3
Psydekick......................2

[Xander]

I'll tell you when you're a little older... :)

[Shauna]

Go Jowy! :D *random pickings*

[Resha]

No Dan and Pawl :(

[Kris_A]

I go rawr at Jowy.
Second.

[Samuraid]

How did I even end up as a candidate for this one?

*confused*

[Shauna]

Someone out there thinks you're sexy, Samuraid! ^_^

[Madonna]

It's that X scar, maaaan.

[XandrewX]

I'll tell you when you're a little older... :)
:eep:

[Shauna]

Don't worry, child. *patpat*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jowy


Jowy..........................19
RSL...........................14

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/big.gif

[Shauna]

Congrats again, Jowy! :D

[Xander]

WOO congrats Jowy :love:

[XandrewX]

I'm 18 already and I consider myself as damn old :eep: Anyways...

Congratulation JOWY

[Resha]

'grats, Jowjowjowy.

[Sefie1999AD]

Great, we're down to the last 24% of the Ciddies, the final 12 awards. :mog:

[Shauna]

It's only taken 24 hours! :D

[Madonna]

Don't worry! Just remember that Award Guy loves to make this last stretch take forever! /taunt

[Shauna]

And I have places to be! :( *paces impatiently*

[Xander]

I have...nowhere to be! Ever! Yay.

[Levian]

Congrats to Jowy!

I can't believe you have more posts than AG, Shauna. You're such a filthy spammer. :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sorry - Danielle had a 10 minute video conference with BoB from her vacation. Cutest Couple in action in front of me makes me queezy...

Evilest Member
Last winner: Leeza
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Chemical
Christmas
Erdrick Holmes
fire_of_avalon
I Took the Red Pill
I'm my own MILF
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Lindy
Psychotic
Raistlin
Resha
Roto13
ShlupQuack


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Christmas
Rase: Christmas
nik0tine: Christmas
Raistlin: Christmas
Meat Puppet: Leeza
Tavrobel: Christmas
Levian: Christmas
Rye: Raistlin
Owen Macwere: Roto13
Shiny: ShlupQuack
Jesse1: Leeza</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Leeza
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Agent Proto: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Psychotic: Christmas
Yamaneko: Lindy
theundeadhero: ShlupQuack
The Captain: ShlupQuack
Miriel: Chemical
Goldenboco: Christmas
Rusty: Christmas
DK: Chemical</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (9/22 - 41%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza / Christmas (3/22 - 14%)

[XandrewX]

This is so unrealistic...where can you see an award giving program that's more than 5 hours?This took 24hours and it's haven't finish!!

[Samuraid]

Congratulations, Jowy. :)

[Christmas]

SHASHA IS EVIL, YAY! :bigsmile:

[Xander]

This is so unrealistic...where can you see an award giving program that's more than 5 hours?This took 24hours and it's haven't finish!!

Haha, thats what makes it all the better! The best things in life are always over too quick. xD

[Shauna]

Yeah you're right Lev. ;_; I am teh filthy spammer.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Evil. A word used to describe the likes of Dr. Doom, Lex Luther, and (depending on the fanboy) Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft. Generally believed to have derived from the Latin words ee, meaning “someone who” and val meaning “I sort of don’t like”, evil has been used to describe a lot of things. Here at EoFF, it’s meaning will hinge on whichever member wins this Ciddie. I have it one good authority that after the winner is announced, the word “evil” will change to that members name through the swear filter. But that doesn’t matter now, because we don’t even know who’s won. So let’s take a brief look back at the nominees and what they did or may have done to get here.

Chemical is evil based on name alone I guess. I mean, chemicals are what made the Green Goblin, The Joker, and Rush Limbaugh the fearsome super-villains they are. Of course, Chemical may also be nominated because of her rather blunt way of posting her opinion, which while perfectly fine had undoubtedly made some people see her as evil. Or it could be that freaky signature. Either way, she secretly wants this Ciddie, so we’ll have to see if the voters gave it to her.

HATE. A word synonymous with Christmas to any EoFFer, most people probably think this can be construed to also mean evil. With her comic predicting a civil war looming and DK being killed by Loony BoB, people may see her as the cause of these events, despite them actually not happening. Whatever the reason, she’s up and a strong contender.

Erdrick Holmes may suffer the same fate as Chemical, in that people don’t like the way he types his opinion on things. A regular in this category, Holmes usually doesn’t do well in it, but maybe this time he’s been exceptionally evil in an attempt to secure victory.

At first fire_of_avalon doesn’t appear to be very evil. She likes Auron, guitars, and chatting, and… wait, chatting? Okay, so there you go, foa is pretty much an evil person through and through. She also wished for Neel’s toes to fall off, which is just plain not nice. Apparently she really wants to win this.

Apparently the pill referenced in I Took the Red Pill’s name is amphetamine, which would explain a lot of things. While it doesn’t make him evil, we all know that drugs are bad, right? We learned that in like, second grade with the D.A.R.E thing and Nancy Reagan. And if you’re against Nancy Reagan, you’re obviously not a good guy. That’s science. But do EoFFer’s know science.

The oddly named I'm my own MILF is probably on here due to his devouring of a defenseless apple, despite it’s pleas for mercy and it having many seeds that may one day become saplings. He also is a part of the HuxDDD and Frenchie thing, so that may be why to. Long tounges are scary.

The very fact that Kawaii Ryûkishi’s horns can be used in dark arts is a pretty good indication that something may be afoot. The fact that he has a seemingly infinite amount of knowledge only compounds the feeling that Kishi is something not of this world, and those types of things are rarely good. It’s in movies. Seeing as how Kishi is both well-known and evil, he has a very good shot at this.
Aside from those dumb Egyptians (really, tombs don’t need to be that big guys), most cultures treat cats as somewhat evil. Is it any wonder Leeza’s up for this Ciddie, especially since she doesn’t even find cats, cats find her. She also one of the most role-enforcing staff members, and we all know rules are evil. These facts place Leeza in a good position going into the finals.

Never one to mince words (where the heck did that saying even come from anyway?), Lindy is known for his razor sharp wit and scathing posts. A dimension-hopping hellion, Lindy is never afraid to let someone know that he or she is, in the nicest way, a moron. Apparently this makes him evil, or at least not nice sometimes. Either way, his reputation will definitely help him here.

Despite trying to pass himself off as the famous superhero Hoodie Man, Psychotic is clearly a dangerous revolutionary, which makes him different and therefore evil. The Che Guevara of EoFF, he leads his BAotW and W-Boats in covert operations even now. His promotion to Cid’s Knight only emboldened him and strengthened his hold. Most people seem to think he’s pretty much the evil mastermind behind a lot of stuff, and he rarely seems to deny it. He’s been up for this before, and is sure to garner votes, but will they be enough?

Now, you’d think it’d be obvious as to why Raistlin’s up for this one. If you’ve ever been in EoEo (when he’s not banned from there), you’ll likely see that he has a “unique” way of arguing his points. However, like most crazed evil folks, Raistlin sees what he’s doing as justice, usually against the Staff and particularly ShlupQuack (who’s also up for this). We’ll have to see which one of them, if either, you think if the evilest.

Resha likes cricket and football (also known by it’s real name, soccer). While this does not make her inherently evil, her allegiance with Arsenal is likely the reason for her nomination. While I do not know much about English football teams, Psychotic (and likely some other members) are none too happy with her choice of teams. There may be other reasons, but I can’t think of any. But you voters apparently have some, so we’ll have if her actions are evil enough to win this Ciddie.

Roto13 has a beard. Guess who else has a beard? If you said Lenin, you’re right. Or Raz'al'gul. Point is, beards = evil. Sure you have your exceptions, your Lincoln’s, your Jesus’s, your RSL’s, but as a general rule, beards rank behind handlebar mustaches as the evilest form of facial hair. But will this be enough to push Roto13 into the winners circle?

At first, ShlupQuack may seem to be on the side of justice. She does, after all, constantly battle with another nominee, Raistlin, and if you fight someone who’s evil you must be good, right? Wrong. Remember Venom? Just because he helped Spider-Man fight carnage doesn’t mean he’s a good guy. So it is with Shlup. She also has a giant dinosaur at her command, and most evil folk have some sort of and abnormally large pet to devour their enemies. Shlup would probably love to win this just to beat Raistlin, but will either of them win?

As you can see, we have quite a pack of evil folks here at EoFF, and these are just the ones who got nominated. So, which on of these puppy-kicking candy –stealing dastardly do-no-gooders will take the prize? I don’t know, let’s ask Award Guy.

[Twilight Edge]

Oh crap, I was on vacation and they are revealing the winners already? DAMN JETSKIES!

[Shlup]

DAMN JETSKIES!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............13
Leeza.........................11
ShlupQuack.....................9
Raistlin.......................8
Roto13.........................6
I Took the Red Pill............5
Psychotic......................5
Resha..........................4
Chemical.......................3
Erdrick Holmes.................2
I'm my own MILF................2
fire_of_avalon.................1
RSL............................1

[Levian]

Lindy vs. Christmas ;o

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas


Christmas.....................22
Lindy.........................19

Blimey! Seven Ciddies, and possibly more - she's just equalled HOOTERS' record for most wins in a single Ciddies event!

[Shauna]

Will Christmas be stealing another Ciddie this time? =o!

Slow. Oh well. xD

Congrats Christmas! :D AGAIN.

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/big.gif

[Xander]

Woo, go Christmas. xD

:bigsmile: at you <3

[Levian]

I think Christmas is the nicest member, though. ;)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Nicest Member
Last winner: ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Nomination Leader: Leeza

The Nominees
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
innocentenshi7
Leeza
Resha
RSL
rubah
Rye
Shauna
The Captain
Xander
Zeromus_X


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Rye
Rase: Rye
nik0tine: The Captain
Raistlin: The Captain
Meat Puppet: Resha
Tavrobel: The Captain
Levian: Rye
Rye: ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Owen Macwere: innocentenshi7
Shiny: innocentenshi7
Jesse1: innocentenshi7</td><td width="50%">Traffic: ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Rye
Agent Proto: ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Psychotic: Rye
Yamaneko: Xander
theundeadhero: Leeza
The Captain: Leeza
Miriel: Resha
Goldenboco: Zeromus_X
Rusty: Rye
DK: Xander</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (6/22 - 27%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: ff7+ff10 gurl 100 / innocentenshi7 / The Captain (3/22 - 14%)

[XandrewX]

Swt...congrats Christmas-and New Year :)

[Shauna]

Very much so, Lev~

Ooh, I'm up for Nicest as well? Cool. xD

[XandrewX]

Go for it everyone ;)

[Xander]

Goooo...hmm I don't remember who I voted. xD GO CHRISTMAS FOR MORE CIDDIES!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

In the dreary depths of bitter feelings and emo confessionals that is the Internet, the few kind souls stick out like a sore thumb. Well, not exactly—unlike a painful appendage, these precious friendly individuals make our wonderful web a tolerable place. Over the past six months, each of the members nominated for Nicest Member has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he or she is a bright spot on our board. Well, except for rubah—she's secretly responsible for every act of unspeakable evil at EoFF. Sadly, only one of these nice people can be crowned the nicest member—but who shall it be? Will it be ff7+ff10 gurl 100, who seems, impossibly, to be in an eternally sunny mood? Or will Leeza, whose omnipresent smile (or :cat:) puts our minds at ease, snatch away the victory? Perhaps RSL, with his lovable Eeyore, or Xander, with her irresistibly creepy panda love, will use their animal allies to seize the day. The voting has closed, the tallies have been counted, and the unequivocal winner of the Nicest Member Ciddie is about to be revealed!

[XandrewX]

Nice speech Azar :) pwned

[Shlup]

I forgot what Ciddie we were on like ten minutes ago.

[Xander]

That was a neat speech!

And oh I'm rooting for Christmas when she isn't nominated for this one *dumbass*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Leeza.........................13
Rye...........................12
ff7+ff10 gurl 100.............11
Xander........................11
innocentenshi7................10
rubah..........................9
RSL............................6
Resha..........................5
Shauna.........................5

The Captain vs. Zeromus_X - we have a new Nicest Member coming up!

[Shauna]

Speaking of creepy panda love, I think your current sig/ava set is adorable, Xander. :D

And yes, 5. 4, 5, 6 votes? AWESOME. :cool: And I tied with Pooja? Yay again!

[Xander]

Thank you Shauna! :love:

Whoo go Zeromus_X :D

[XandrewX]

Xander's panda sig is nice =)

[Levian]

Nice, another surprise. :count:

[Christmas]

C'mom everyone post something here or else this might be the shortest ciddies thread. :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Zeromus_X


Zeromus_X.....................22
The Captain...................15

Congrats Zexy on your first ever Ciddie!

[Shauna]

Congrats! :D I like these Ciddies. ^_^ Lots of first time winners. :D

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/profile1.jpg

[XandrewX]

C'mom everyone post something here or else this might be the shortest ciddies thread. :(
Does that really matter :confused:

EDIT:Congrats Zeromus_X still playing FFIV? swt

[Xander]

Great, well deserved :D Congratulations Zeromus_X.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

TOP TEN

[Shlup]

The shortest Ciddies thread since...? All the other ones shorter than this?

[XandrewX]

TOP TEN

What TOP TEN?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Newbie
Last winner: lovehurts
Nomination Leader: Devil Man (Jigsaw out of active nominees)

The Nominees
Avarice-ness
Goldenboco
Jigsaw
Rantzien
RiseToFall
Ryushikaze
Vincent, Thunder God
XandrewX


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Goldenboco
Rase: RiseToFall
nik0tine: Avarice-ness
Raistlin: Vincent, Thunder God
Meat Puppet: RiseToFall
Tavrobel: Avarice-ness
Levian: Avarice-ness
Rye: Jigsaw
Owen Macwere: Rantzien
Shiny: Vincent, Thunder God
Jesse1: Goldenboco</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Rantzien
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Avarice-ness
Agent Proto: Avarice-ness
Psychotic: Avarice-ness
Yamaneko: Jigsaw
theundeadhero: Avarice-ness
The Captain: Vincent, Thunder God
Miriel: Avarice-ness
Goldenboco: Vincent, Thunder God
Rusty: Avarice-ness
DK: Avarice-ness</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Avarice-ness (10/22 - 45%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Vincent, Thunder God (4/22 - 18%)

[Samuraid]

Congrats, ZeroX. :D


Wooo top 10.

[Shauna]

Oh yes. THe top ten! :D LET'S GO! xD

Go Avarice-ness! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Surely the only humane/fun/proper way to judge this award is to leave it to the good old ‘Pit of Death’. It’s a simple solution to all your newbie problems. Just nominate the 9 newbies you consider the most special and let them battle out to the death with nothing but the remains of banned members’ bodies for weapons. At the end there is one winner and s/he is clearly the best newbie and is (sort of) worthy of being here.

Unfortunately, BoB forgot to pay the gas bill for the Pit of Death, which means no more randomly activated flamethrowers, which means no real competition. After all, what’s a Pit of Death without gas? So we are left to vote, much like we did for ‘class president’ or ‘class bicycle’ in high school.

EoFF, you’ve sent your votes in, BoB’s ignored them, and the best newbie will now be decided by a game of Russian roulette.

After all, they’re only noobs, and bullets are replaceable.

[Madonna]

The more you spam, the faster AG will get through this.

I wish I were kidding.

[theundeadhero]

Exactly!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Goldenboco....................16
Jigsaw........................13
Rantzien......................10
Ryushikaze.....................5
XandrewX.......................4
RiseToFall.....................1
RSL............................1

[Shlup]

Go Devil Man, GO!

[Shauna]

Let's get to spamming then! :D

[Rocket Edge]

Rantzien. :(

[Shlup]

Mebbe if he weren't piddling around in the chat room like he's all hot stuff.

[Shauna]

Yeah. >=(

[Xander]

XandrewX wins for his name alone.

Ohh um it's gone fast all of a sudden! Avarice-ness ftw!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Avarice-ness


Avarice-ness..................35
Vincent, Thunder God..........20

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/big.gif

[Xander]

Woo, a big win! Well done you :D

[Rocket Edge]

Great stuff, congrats Avarice-ness!

[Shauna]

XandrewX wins for his name alone.

xDDD

Congrats Avarice-ness! :D

[Levian]

Ooh, I love first time winners. Congrats Zeke :D

and go Avarice! Congrats. :)

[XandrewX]

XandrewX wins for his name alone.

What do you mean by that?Well the one who nominates me into that newbie award is Owen :eep:

[NeoCracker]

I swore Avarice-ness has been around too long to be a newbie, but congrats anyway.

[escobert]

Good Job Ava! :D

[Shauna]

It's been extended to a year. Or something. I dunno.

[Madonna]

XandrewX wins for his name alone.

What do you mean by that?Well the one who nominates me into that newbie award is Owen :eep:It's Xander-ish, and thus to Xander, awesome. You were complimented.

Whoo, I might make some money yet.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Regular
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
fantasyjunkie
I Don't Need A Name
I Took the Red Pill
Quin 'n' Tonic
Roto13
Shauna
Shiny
smittenkitten
Traffic


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Christmas
Rase: Christmas
nik0tine: Roto13
Raistlin: Christmas
Meat Puppet: fantasyjunkie
Tavrobel: Christmas
Levian: Christmas
Rye: Christmas
Owen Macwere:
Shiny: Shauna
Jesse1: Christmas</td><td width="50%">Traffic: Christmas
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Christmas
Agent Proto: Christmas
Psychotic: Christmas
Yamaneko: Quin 'n' Tonic
theundeadhero: fantasyjunkie
The Captain: Christmas
Miriel: Roto13
Goldenboco: Christmas
Rusty: Roto13
DK: </td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (13/22 - 59%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roto13 (3/22 - 14%)

[XandrewX]

Oh...and Congrats to Avarice-ness :)

[Xander]

I think Christmas will totally wipe the board :bigsmile:

[Rocket Edge]

I think Christmas will totally wipe the board :bigsmile:
Yep. :monster:

[Shauna]

Yeah, but I can still hope! :D

[Levian]

I don't have the speech on me, so go for it, AG. :monster:

[Xander]

Shauna ftw also :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ah, the regulars.

Christmas
Everyone needs a cup of Christmas in the morning to keep the hate bubbling. Please tell us how to play FFVI, Christmas. ;) <3
fantasyjunkie
Everyone loves junkies. The world would be a better place if everyone would be like fantasyjunkie, but that means everyone would be male too. Oh well. <3
I Don't Need A Name
Hey, wait a minute. That IS a name! That doesn't change anything though, you'll always be final-andy to us. <3
I Took the Red Pill
More like I Look Like Faith Hill. A Keith a day keeps the doctor away, so don't ever leave EoFF or we'll all get sick. <3
Quin 'n' Tonic
Honey! Quin 'n' Tonic shrunk the kids! For every post you make, Quinny makes five. We love you too, Quinny. <3
Roto13
The living proof that having a name that rhymes with Proto won't have bad side effects. I always knew you could do it, Roto. <3
Shauna
Shauna is a Scot, but she doesn't wear a kilt or even throw logs. Lousiest Scot ever. No <3 for you! Ok, maybe a small one. <3
Shiny
Shiny is EoFF's answer to environmental issues. Or was that just mental issues? Either way, Shiny is the bomb. <3
smittenkitten
smittenkitten likes shrubberies. Are there shrubberies in Scotland? Only time will tell. or will it? smittenkitten for president. <3
Traffic
What came first Traffic or the egg? Probably the egg, but I'd take Traffic over an egg any day, and eggs are awesome, so imagine what Traffic must be. <3

[Shauna]

:( I'm a terrible Scot! But I eat haggis though. ;)

[Xander]

Aww IDNAN is my little squishy thing... I want too many people to win this one!

[Rocket Edge]

Awesome speech lev.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Roto13........................16
Shauna........................14
Quin 'n' Tonic................10
Traffic........................6
Shiny..........................3
smittenkitten..................3
fantasyjunkie..................2
I Don't Need A Name............1
RSL............................1

[Shauna]

14. Woah. :cool: That's good. :D I expected 3, or 7! But now my number of votes is messed up. 4, 5, 6, 14! ;_;

[Rocket Edge]

C'mon Keith!

[Xander]

I still love you idnan.

[Rye]

Oookies, I woke up in time for the Top 10.

[Shauna]

Go whoever's left! xD

[Levian]

Pill vs. Christmas. :o

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas


Christmas.....................41
I Took the Red Pill...........17

Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]

[NeoCracker]

ANother for christmas, my little lump of hate.

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/big.gif

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats Christmas!

[Shauna]

Woah. Landslide~

Congrats Christmas. AGAIN.

[Xander]

Christmas rules the board. :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Veteran
Last winner: Dr Unne
Nomination Leader: Cz

The Nominees
Cz
Dr Unne
Iceglow
LunarWeaver
Maxx Power
Meat Puppet
nik0tine
Old Manus
Rye
Sephiroth1999AD
Slade
The Captain


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Dr Unne
Rase: Old Manus
nik0tine: Rye
Raistlin: The Captain
Meat Puppet: nik0tine
Tavrobel: Rye
Levian: Rye
Rye: Rye
Owen Macwere: Iceglow
Shiny: Rye
Jesse1: Meat Puppet</td><td width="50%">Traffic: LunarWeaver
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Dr Unne
Agent Proto: Dr Unne
Psychotic: Rye
Yamaneko: Meat Puppet
theundeadhero: The Captain
The Captain: Rye
Miriel: Meat Puppet
Goldenboco: nik0tine
Rusty: Meat Puppet
DK: Rye</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Meat Puppet (4/22 - 18%)

[Shauna]

Go, someone. xD

[Rye]

How exciting. :)

[Rocket Edge]

Go, someone. xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Now what do you think of when you hear or read the word "Veteran"? Me personally, I think of wrinkly old fart soldiers who wheel themselves out four times a year even though they're clearly almost dead, yet somehow manage to stay alive just so they can put on those old fighting uniforms and just for one day, be young again. They're back in their pomp, they're back ON TOP OF THE GAME, SON!

And, much like those soldiers, the members up for nomination in this award are also wrinkly old farts. Well, some of them are. To be honest i've hardly heard of some of the others, let alone known they'd been here long enough to be considered a Veteran, but I think that probably belies my own "age" more than theirs. But, I speak harshly. All of them are here because they have stuck around this hellhole for longer than most, and they have obviously been upstanding members, otherwise they would have been banned long before now. Let's take a little in depth look at our nominees!

Cz - George has been a member at EoFF for a long time indeed. I can think of lots of nice things i'd like to say about him, but the fact he's a dirty dirty Arsenal fan keeps rearing it's ugly head. :mad2: But even that fact can't take away from Black Mage 121's status as an all round top bloke. He definitely deserves this award, he's funny, he's a nice guy, he's intelligent and he doesn't make a nuisance of himself. In case you're wondering, yes, I am trying to lobby to get him on the CK's. I've been voting and nominating him for that Ciddie for ages. :mad2:

Dr Unne - Out of all the nominees, the longest standing member of all. He seems more like a deity than regular member, as if this catagory is too low for him. Not to knock the award, mind, merely trying to emphasize Unne's status on these forums. I mean, there is a lot one could say about Dr Unne, he's done many positive things in his stay here at EoFF, he's been a fine admin in his time, contributed the best FF1 site on the internet to EoFF for it's use, hell, he's a dab hand at the old Origami and consistently knocks out beautiful works that dazzle the EoFF public. Being on Leeza's good side is always a plus in any situation, too. :spin:

Iceglow - Iceglow already has one cheerleader in his quest for a ciddie, his partner Twisted Tinkerbell. He's been around for a while now, under various usernames. I think he's been traumatised by sending Loony BoB his hair, but that's understandable, it's happened to a few people. Anyone who sticks around EoFF after Towns does unspeakable things to their hair is worthy of their spot in this award. Handsome devil he is, too. :aimkiss:

LunarWeaver - I'll be honest, my knowledge of LunarWeaver is restricted to knowing he posts a crapload of usernotes in peoples usernotes that I also post in, and him and Keith have some sort of thing going on for each other. According to his profile he was trained by one-eyed ninja parrots and he wants to live in a purple tractor, and it's this sort of mental state which is very necessary in being able to stay at EoFF for long periods of time. My own ignorance is no reason to discount the man from this award, though, as he is obviously much loved among the people. I also am working against a time limit here so I'm pretty much talking out of my arse without looking up on these people, so SORRY :laughing:

Maxx Power - Towns told me that I should "just go on about the simpons character Maxx Power! He's the only simposons character who's been up for a ciddie! ha ha!" But then I thought that was kinda sucky and made me glad for Maxx that Towns isn't writing this speech this year. That being said, this effort is piss poor as well. I know Maxx loves Machine Head and sucks at Guitar Hero. He also has his EoFF going to the moon project, which is a quality idea and more people need to contribute to it. Expect a strong showing, with his bunch of Pirate Red Mages showing their love.

Meat Puppet - Now, some of you might not know this, but MP and I have had run-ins in the past long before he came to EoFF. Well okay, not LONG, but still. And if you'd have told me back then that he'd be here today in a Ciddie like this, i'd have probably laughed at you and called you something crude. However, times change, and so do people, and MP has become one of the most valid members of the EoFF community. He is the undisputed master of usernotes, even if the company he chooses to associate himself with there is rather...poor. Consistently funny, and willing to help out (See:Wiki), MP is a definite contender for this award. Shame Devil-Cloud didn't walk the same path. :spin:

nik0tine - I think I have bitten off more than I can chew with this speech. I'm running out of time. I would have had done this much more efficiently, if it was not for this member. That azn girl with the weird face that nik0tine posted all over the place a while back warped my brain forever and now i'm broken. Other than warping minds, nik0 provides us all with quality works in the form of his music and poetry, and is a fierce debator in the EoEo forum. Please vote for him so he doesn't post that picture again. :(

Old Manus - LOL LITTLE MANUS!!! (I always wanted to do that. :D)

Rye - Oh dear. It's a sad state of affairs when you can buy yourself a nomination for best Veteran by selling yourself to the members. :nonono: Our resident strumpet has been providing mighty service to the EoFF members for years now, so it's no surprise she finds herself in the mix for this award. A sad day for the Ciddies indeed. :( (sorry Issy, but i'll make it up later, you'll see. :jess:)

Sephiroth1999AD - Sephiroth1999AD is almost as old as Dr Unne, if my memory serves me correctly (which it probably doesn't.) He's one of the most frequent posters in the gaming forums and is a huge help to many people, and has been doing this for as long back as I can remember. Pretty much defines the word Veteran (at a Final Fantasy message board, at any rate.)

Slade - Slade are one of the most recognisable acts of the glam rock movement, and were at their peak the most commercially popular band in the UK. The band is possibly most famous for the song Merry Xmas Everybody (released December 1973), which is now one of the most iconic British Christmas pop songs.

The Captain - Really, I could go on and on about The Captain and about what a great guy and great poster he is, but it's all been said before, because EVERYONE knows it. So I'll just say that this guy definitely deserves to be here, and may he stay around because him being here means EoFF is a better place.

WOW THAT WAS LONG OKAY AWARD GUY

[Shlup]

Unne's in this one? That's not freaking fair!

[Madonna]

Prove me right, Unne, and make the Party proud!

[Levian]

Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]
Number eight. [burp]

xD

Oh man, Christmas is unstoppable.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
LunarWeaver...................12
Maxx Power....................11
Cz............................10
nik0tine......................10
Rye...........................10
Old Manus......................9
The Captain....................9
Sephiroth1999AD................7
Slade..........................6
Iceglow........................5
RSL............................1

Dr Unne, Meat Puppet. One vote seperates these two!

[Rocket Edge]

Best of luck Liam.

[Levian]

Dr Unne beat me by one vote last time, so go Meat Puppet!

[Christmas]

LOL LITTLE MANUS

:bigsmile:

[Xander]

Aww Iceglow, a handsome devil indeed.

[Resha]

GO MEATY PUPPETY.

[Shauna]

I dunno who I want to win this one. xD

Go Unne?!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Dr Unne


Dr Unne.......................15
Meat Puppet...................14

[Rye]

Same here, Shauna. They both really deserve it. D:

EDIT: Yay, good job, Dr Unne. :)

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/profile1.jpg

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats Unne!

[Levian]

Congrats Unne

I know exactly how it feels, MP. :(

[Madonna]

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_leech/_unne/unne_bridetobe.gif

[Shauna]

Congrats Unne! :D


http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_leech/_unne/unne_bridetobe.gif

:love:

[Xander]

Go Dr Unne and your amazing spinny avy.

[Tavrobel]

YEEHAW

Congratulations to everyone so far.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Last winner: Agent Proto
Nomination Leader: theundeadhero

The Nominees
Agent Proto
Chemical
Del Snizz
Endless
Giga Guess
Rainecloud
Raistlin
RSL
ShlupQuack
theundeadhero
Xander


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Agent Proto
Rase: theundeadhero
nik0tine: RSL
Raistlin: ShlupQuack
Meat Puppet: theundeadhero
Tavrobel: RSL
Levian: ShlupQuack
Rye: RSL
Owen Macwere: Agent Proto
Shiny: RSL
Jesse1: Agent Proto</td><td width="50%">Traffic: ShlupQuack
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: ShlupQuack
Agent Proto: ShlupQuack
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
Yamaneko: Chemical
theundeadhero: Chemical
The Captain: Raistlin
Miriel: ShlupQuack
Goldenboco: Agent Proto
Rusty: Xander
DK: RSL</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack (7/22 - 32%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: RSL (5/22 - 23%)

[Shauna]

Go RSL!

[Xander]

Hmm go RSL or Chemical :D

[Resha]

Go tuh. Carrots. You. Are in deservation of this one. :D

[theundeadhero]

The one ciddie I've really been waiting for.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There are several ways to become a recognized member here at EoFF. None of them are codified, and rarely are members recognized for repeating something that another member was recognized for.

Recognition carries a special honor reserved for members, it’s a mark that they’ve done something of great importance for the community and they deserve to be known for it.

Oh, and then you have Former Staff. They used to be CKs but now they aren’t and we hate them on principle. I’ve never been quite sure why, but when does anything we do ever make sense?

However, twice a year, the Ciddies once again require us to name one of these people as the “best”. Maybe someday there will be some kind of criteria as for how one defines “best”. Until the, we shall improvise.

Agent Proto: One of the earlier CKs, Agent Proto stepped down for reasons unknown to me and more than likely most of you as well. So we won’t dwell on this.

What we do know of Proto, however, is that he is “Just that Ace”. What does this mean? Damned if I know. We should ask him some time, but that requires effort. He also runs the screen name competitions from time to time. And probably does some other stuff too.

Chemical: Chemical is a Recognized Member. Someday, somebody may tell me what he’s recognized for. Until then, I will assume he did something interesting/noteworthy and deserves our praise.

Chemical makes long posts. At least the ones I’ve seen. I’d read them but it’s 1:00 AM and I have a lot more people to go through, most of whom I have no idea who they are. So, to reiterate: Chemical is a Recognized Member. He probably did something cool.

Del Snizz: Del Snizz is a former staff and claims to be the original Del. His last post was in September, and stuff before that brief time frame date back to 2003. He also has posts going back to 2001. The conclusion here is that he’s been around for a long, long time. And probably did some cool stuff.

Endless: Endless is another Former Staffer. Searches of his posts lead back to 2001. So again, I was not around when he was on staff and thus I have no idea what he really did.

I do know that his avatar often has him mistaken for a woman. That’s something in his favor, right?

Giga Guess: Finally, someone I do know! Giga Guess is a Recognized Member, for his work on the World of EoFF along with Trumpet Thief, Carnage and t3h j3ff. He put a lot of work into making the world interesting for others. Sadly, the World of EoFF is no longer active, but thinking about it makes me want to bug BoB into resurrecting it again.

I may just have to go do that.

Rainecloud: Rainecloud is another Recognized Member. What he’s recognized for I have no idea. I think he’s also mistaken for a girl sometimes too. Gonna give Endless a real run for his money if he has that going on too, that’s for sure.

Raistlin: Raistlin is a Former Staff, implying that he was a CK back in the day. And what a day that must have been.

Our resident crotchety old guy, Raistlin somehow, invariably is the butt of just about every joke on this forum. He was there since it started, and he hasn’t gone away since, much as some people (see: Shlup) might want him to.

RSL: Everybody loves RSL! An Eeyore lover, as well as a secret lover of Rydia, RSL has been at EoFF for a long time. Almost as long as Raistlin, I think. He’s often equated with a big teddy bear, and he’s just generally loved by everyone. Anybody who doesn’t love RSL is evil/a communist/a nazi/a cyborg/whatever.

ShlupQuack: Why is she on here!? She’s not even Former Staff anymore! We just GAVE her her power back!

Anyway, Shlup’s cool, evil, pink saturating, blah blah blah I already wrote several paragraphs on her and I’m not going to do it again.

Shlup was admin. She stepped down. She became admin once again. She will smite us all.

theundeadhero: There are many heroes in this world, but there aren’t a lot of undead heroes. To that end, theundeadhero is truly unique.

He’s a Recognized Member, for what I can only imagine (my guess is “being awesome”). A paint master extraordinaire and also a military man, he also works with the site staff and is generally cool.

And undead.

Which really would make him pretty cool, I suppose. What with the whole no body heat and all.

Xander: Xander was a CK. And there was much love, cuteness and pandas. And then she stepped down. And there was a lot less cuteness.

And then we as the staff collectively grew sticks up our rear. Apparently.

Whether or not the latter of that story is true or not, Xander was in her time a kind and sensible CK, and we all loved her. Truly, the staff forum hasn’t been the same since.

[Rye]

Go crotchety old guy and RSL. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Xander........................17
ShlupQuack....................13
theundeadhero.................12
Raistlin.......................6
Giga Guess.....................5
Del Snizz......................3
Endless........................3
Rainecloud.....................3

Agent Proto vs. Chemical vs. RSL.

[Shauna]

Go RSL! :D And Chemical! And Proto! ^_^;

[Spatvark]

Chemical: Chemical is a Recognized Member. Someday, somebody may tell me what he’s recognized for. Until then, I will assume he did something interesting/noteworthy and deserves our praise.

Chemical makes long posts. At least the ones I’ve seen. I’d read them but it’s 1:00 AM and I have a lot more people to go through, most of whom I have no idea who they are. So, to reiterate: Chemical is a Recognized Member. He probably did something cool.

Picking up coins with her arsecheeks apparently.

[Shauna]

xD

[NeoCracker]

RSL Shall win. Though I think it should go to Proto.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
RSL


RSL...........................19
Agent Proto...................18
Chemical......................18

[Shauna]

Yay RSL! :D

[Xander]

Whoo. Chemical is a SHE. :hahaha: But yay either of you FTW.

Congrats RSL I miss you but I will always remember looking after your Eeyore.

[theundeadhero]

GO CHEMICAL! :p

[Christmas]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/profile1.jpg

[Tavrobel]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LIONS FAN TEH VOTES ARENT TEW TO TEN LOL

[Rocket Edge]

He's still got it. Congrats RSL

[Rye]

Yay, RSL! :)

[Shauna]

Whoo. Chemical is a SHE. :hahaha: But yay either of you FTW.

She was going quite mad about this a few moments ago. :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Azar
DK
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Spatvark
Strider


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Roto13: Flying Mullet
Rase: DK
nik0tine: DK
Raistlin: Azar
Meat Puppet: Strider
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Levian: Azar
Rye: DK
Owen Macwere: DK
Shiny: DK
Jesse1: DK</td><td width="50%">Traffic: DK
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: DK
Agent Proto: Azar
Psychotic: DK
Yamaneko: Spatvark
theundeadhero: Strider
The Captain: Azar
Miriel: DK
Goldenboco: DK
Rusty: DK
DK: Azar</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: DK (12/22 - 55%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Azar (5/22 - 23%)

[Tavrobel]

Ohh, Staff fails. I expected better.

[Rocket Edge]

Best of luck Dan.

[Rye]

Goooo Dan. :)

[Shauna]

Go Site Staff!

[Xander]

I miss eternalshiva ;_; DK rawr ;)

[NeoCracker]

Mullet Shall win again.

Strider and Azar deserve some more credit then they seem to get. The vast majority of News updates I've always seen come from them.

[Tavrobel]

I miss eternalshiva ;_; DK rawr ;)

Don't worry, she told me to fill her shoes.

[Chemical]

Chemical: Chemical is a Recognized Member. Someday, somebody may tell me what he’s recognized for. Until then, I will assume he did something interesting/noteworthy and deserves our praise.

Chemical makes long posts. At least the ones I’ve seen. I’d read them but it’s 1:00 AM and I have a lot more people to go through, most of whom I have no idea who they are. So, to reiterate: Chemical is a Recognized Member. He probably did something cool.


You know if I ever did win a Ciddie I'd tell all of you where you could shove it but this takes the cake.

If you're going to give freaking speeches you should probably know something about the people you're speaking about. As a long time member of this message board who has posted their picture numerous times and can be found in archived Ciddies as most sexy female nominee I am dissapointed not only in Behold the Void for making the shere stupid mistake of mistaking me for a man (<s>as if the freaking pink Chocobo wasn't obvious enough...</s> okay so the pink chocobo actually means I'm invisible ... BUT STILL they could have looked into my portfolio or ... asked or something) but I blame Award Guy for not editing this obvious mistake and further more I both blame and am dissapointed in the system that would allow this horrible unjustice to unfold.

Another Ciddies is coming to an end and I can unregretably say that this is another year I am unscathed by you horrendous title stuffing wankers.

I hope all of you contract head lice then have ravenous monkies scrape away your skulls to reveal your soppy brains to be picked at by foaming crows.

BAH HUMBUG

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Hello one, hello all to the greatest freak show on Earth, thats right it's time for the grand unvailing of our star attraction, the Eyes on Final Fantasy Award for the Best Side Show, aka the Best Site Staff Ciddie. So whos up for nominations this year I hear you shout? Well I think it's time I gave a quick run down of all the freaks and odderties that make up the Site Staff.

First up we have the usual star attractions we keep in the special Senior Site Staff area of the ring, the Roogle, a half rabbit, half google server hybrid, the Roogle is an insanely knoweledgable, insanely quiet creature that has a habit of copying and indexing all that it sees. Next to him is the bottle of Samurai-Aid, the official sponsers of the EoFF database, without the Squirrels that run it would be doomed to dehydration! And finally, and lastly thank god (not that the Senior Site Staff suck much, but they do!), it's Loony BoB, aka the soc-mister! The Loony BoB is a weird and wonderful creature, it believes it is some mithical creature known as a 'chocobo' but it is in fact a half-bread, ostrich/turkey thing, but we let it believe it has some kind of special purpose so it does work for us. Yes BoB, those are wings, yes BoB you can fly, no BoB don't jump off that clif...

Oh well. Now we've got the main attractions out of the way I feel it's time we ran down through the real hard workers around here, the ones you vote on. We've got Azar, also known as the bearded lady to some. DK, aka Dan, aka Chicken legs, aka the increadible strectching Taco (honestly don't ask, it's a sight you'd only ever want to see once...). Flying Mullet, who I'm told can do more with a Ping pong ball then some Thai girls he met while in Japan. And last but not least we have Stri, aka Strider, aka the Strong Man. He can lift a whole server above his head with one finger, honest!

Now we're through with the freaks I feel I should mention our eternal ringmistriss, the eternalshiva, hell theres always gotta be one looker in the bunch, but other then that I think thats it.

So now the votes have been tabulated, Award Guys been given another one of your sisters and I'm still bitter about being banned, yet still being forced to work here so I think it's about time we got on with the results, over to you Award Guy!

[Xander]

lol @ Chemical.

[Shauna]

xDDDD Awesome. :D

[Tavrobel]

Ouch, Chemical, we needed that.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
DK............................24
Strider.......................14
Spatvark......................11
eternalshiva...................1
RSL............................1

Azar or Mullet will take this one...

[Spatvark]

I now need to beat Baloki with a stick for missing me off the speech -_-

[Shauna]

Go Azar! Go Mullet! :D

[Tavrobel]

THUNKK AND NIBLICK ROCK DA BOAT

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Azar


Azar..........................34
Flying Mullet.................26

[Rocket Edge]

Congrats Azar!