The Twelve Hurts of Christmas

[Brandon Stroud]

This one came about after I was woken up to my roommate stepping on me this morning. Y'all know how the song goes. So, I'll just post all 12. Enjoy!

Masochistic Roommate's Christmas

For my Very Painful Christmas, my roommate gave to me:
Twelve rainbow casts
Eleven Hairline fractures
Ten Ribs abroken
Nine Bleeding ulcers
Eight Titty twisters
Seven welts a-stinging
Six Charlie horses...

FIIIIIIIIVE BODY SLAAAAAAAMS!!!!!

Four Indian burns
Three Atomic wedgies
Two wet Willies and
A stomping to my gonies

Note, my roommates also contributed to this Holiday travesty while we were all laughing ourselves sick over me getting stepped on. *cries*

[fire_of_avalon]

Please don't bump threads or double post. Those things are against the rules. People will respond to your threads in due time. Like now! xD

That's pretty funny. I hope your roommate doesn't beat you up all the time.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

What! He never gave you the Stinkface?

[Brandon Stroud]

Please don't bump threads or double post. Those things are against the rules. People will respond to your threads in due time. Like now! xD

That's pretty funny. I hope your roommate doesn't beat you up all the time.
My mistake. 'Twas the best way I could think of to get it noticed, at the time. Call it a one-time slip up.

Anywho, as for my roommate... Well, I regularly get pelted with random objects from around the house. Pillows, coffee cups, shoes... What's worse is that his aim seems to concentrate on either my think tank or my gonies. :cry:

[Rye]

Mr. MILF approves, I'm sure. :p

[escobert]

That made me giggle :D

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

If you will permit me to post something more painful

For my Twelve Hurts of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twleve Stone Cold Stunners
Eleven Rock Bottoms
Ten Mr Socko's
Nine Twist of Fates
Eight Bronco Busters
Seven People's Elbows
Six Showstoppers
FIVE PE-DI-GREEEES!
Four Last Rides
Three Chokeslams
Two Angle Slams
And a power bomb through a table

[Brandon Stroud]

Ummm... Milhouse...? Wow!!!!

*rofl*

That was bloody awesome!. I gotta show my roommates this one! :D

[GeneralSapphire]

im lost, lol!