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Evastio
12-11-2006, 01:05 AM
Don't ask how I came up with this thread.

If you people were driving in a mall, would you still signal and break during intersections?

Rye
12-11-2006, 01:06 AM
No, because if I was driving in a mall, I'd probably be too freaking high to remember to signal. It's a wonder that I remember to do it completely sober to begin with.

Madame Adequate
12-11-2006, 01:06 AM
Why would I brake? I need to be going fast to make sure I kill all the zombies I hit :monster:

DarkLadyNyara
12-11-2006, 01:13 AM
Why would I brake? I need to be going fast to make sure I kill all the <S>zombies</S> people I hit :monster:

:radred:

Signals take the fun out of driving. And I can never remember wich side the brakes are on anyways. :( (You can tell I don't have a liscence, can't you?) :D

Araciel
12-11-2006, 01:44 AM
..why would i be driving in a mall?

Jowy
12-11-2006, 01:48 AM
You make the best threads in the history of mankind.

Of course I wouldn't obey traffic regulations! I'd drive like a crazed motorist like it's some kind of pedestrian hitting bonus round!

XxSephirothxX
12-11-2006, 01:49 AM
I would be trying to emulate the scene in The Blues Brothers, so no. No I would not.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
12-11-2006, 01:51 AM
Yes. And I would stop at the traffic lights too

Martyr
12-11-2006, 02:06 AM
Once you're driving in a mall, all the rules are already out the window.

I might wolf whistle at a hot girl, but I don't think I would be conforming to any other rules that society had since been trying to bind me.

Bunny
12-11-2006, 02:16 AM
..why would i be driving in a mall?

Why wouldn't you be driving in the mall?

Were I to be driving in a mall, I would still signal. However, my signal would devolve from blinking lights to "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I HIT YOU. I"M COMING. I"M COMING. GO GO GO." And other things. Probably more obscene.

Evastio
12-11-2006, 02:35 AM
..why would i be driving in a mall?
Because it's fun!!! :D

Well you would have to if you managed to win one of those cars on display in a mall. Even if you wouldn't, don't you think it'd be fun?

Frozen Phantom
12-11-2006, 02:38 AM
Of course I wouldn't brake, I would be too busy aiming for pedestrians and preforming drive by decapitations with my katanas to be focusing on that.

Spammerman
12-11-2006, 03:03 AM
I wish I was little enough to drive the mechanical tiger, but No. I wouldnt brake. Unless it was a girl. Then I would just ask her to move out my way.

Darth Anarcus
12-11-2006, 03:45 AM
Yes, I would. I'd already be breaking enough laws by driving in a mall, so I'd signal just to have one less citation.

The Captain
12-11-2006, 04:24 AM
Would the food court have a drive thru window?



Take care all.

Shlup
12-11-2006, 04:25 AM
What Rye said. I mean holy crap.

RiseToFall
12-11-2006, 04:25 AM
I would only hit the mall walkers.

Yamaneko
12-11-2006, 04:40 AM
I signal my intentions at the supermarket when I'm pushing the cart around.

Reles
12-11-2006, 08:54 AM
..why would i be driving in a mall?

You have to get those cars set up in the mall somehow. You know, the kind that you can win by a drawing or whatever.

I would still signal and break and maybe make a stop at the coffee stand while I'm out cruising.

Araciel
12-11-2006, 08:55 AM
o...yeah in that case i'd drive really slow, but wouldn't use any signals

Christmas
12-11-2006, 09:44 AM
I USED TO DRIVE A BULLDOZER ROUND THE MALL SQUASHING PEOPLE ALIVE! :bigsmile:

Little Blue
12-11-2006, 02:32 PM
I wouldn't go above 10 mph (I would prefer not damaging my car by smashing into whatever's in my way at top speed!), and would signal and drive on the correct side of the aisle and would reverse park into every shop I want to go to. If I had to "pay and display" to park there I would pay it too!

ljkkjlcm9
12-11-2006, 03:40 PM
if I were driving in a mall, it'd be full of zombies, so no, I wouldn't signal

THE JACKEL

Nominus Experse
12-11-2006, 03:55 PM
I would probably try to make the car a barreling inferno while in the mall. Nothing works best against zombies than fire...

Well, chainsaws work too. And shotguns. And baseball bats. And swords. And...

Jess
12-11-2006, 03:58 PM
I wouldn't be driving in a mall anyway, as I do have some sense! :jess:

NeoCracker
12-11-2006, 04:23 PM
If I were Driving in a mall it would be in a Moped with high tech weaponry installed, so rather than signal I shall clear a path with my automatic laser Cannon and Rocket Launchers on the side to prevent any other speeding vehicles from smashing into my side.

If I'm driving in the mall, there is bound to be at least one other Crazy doing it too, gotta keep myself protected from these freaks.

edczxcvbnm
12-11-2006, 05:35 PM
I would be trying to emulate the scene in The Blues Brothers, so no. No I would not.

Exactly what I was going to say. But I would have a CD of the song that played during that scene in my car blasting :D

Avarice-ness
12-11-2006, 05:51 PM
One simple concept.


Drive-thru Food Court.

escobert
12-11-2006, 05:55 PM
No, because if I was driving in a mall, I'd probably be too freaking high to remember to signal. It's a wonder that I remember to do it completely sober to begin with.

what would being high have to do with driving in a mall? :confused:

theundeadhero
12-11-2006, 09:05 PM
As far as I'm aware golf carts don't have turn signals.

Dreddz
12-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Unlikely.

Old Manus
12-11-2006, 09:09 PM
You're meant to brake and indicate?

aquatius
12-11-2006, 09:54 PM
I would drive away from america and back to the UK where there are no malls.

oddler
12-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Of course I would stop and signal. I obey the laws of traffic even when walking.

blackmage_nuke
12-11-2006, 10:19 PM
Of course, what if there were police or camera's around. I wouldnt want a fine.

Spammerman
12-11-2006, 10:19 PM
I would probably try to make the car a barreling inferno while in the mall. Nothing works best against zombies than fire...

Well, chainsaws work too. And shotguns. And baseball bats. And swords. And...

Giant teddy bears.

Madame Adequate
12-11-2006, 11:53 PM
I would drive away from america and back to the UK where there are no malls.

Except for all the malls, of course.

Jowy
12-12-2006, 10:53 PM
<a href=http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/10513772/detail.html>hmm okay. nice.</a>

Hambone
12-12-2006, 11:04 PM
No, I'd just drive. :cool:

Little Blue
12-12-2006, 11:18 PM
He will be charged with criminal mischief and culpable negligence, pending an investigation, police said.
lol, Criminal Mischief for causing $100,000 damage...