The Mystery of the Pink Chocobo: Solved

[Chemical]

It was a dank and dreary evening; you know, one of those days you wish the secretary would warm up your buns, your cinnamon buns. The time couldn't pass any slower and here I was working on the case of the stolen Ciddie; a kid's crime really and I already knew who did it but papa needs a new Nintendo DS and had to stay on the clock.

Then like a flare up of herpes she came into my life; unexpectedly and she made me burn up under the collar. Her name was <i>Chemical</i>, the kind of girl "you'd bring home but not to your momma." The world was black and white except for those ruby red lips, a pop eye's candy cigarette dantily pressed between them. She sat at the edge of my desk, Hmmm maybe I'll have rump roast for dinner... in any case this dame was hot.

"I need a favour Dick, I need you to do me a personal favour." She said, And I swear if I didn't already know that ShlupQuack did it I would have sworn that this dame was the real theif of the Most Sexiest Female Ciddie. I tossed the files I was working on to the side, played it real cool blowing on my vintage Sherlock Holmse bubble pipe. "Yes, Miss, I'll do anything to get... I mean I'll do anything to help you."

"I need you to solve the case of the Pink Chocobo. Very peculair case Mr. Dick and you see I don't trust no one but the best... and well you see Mr. Dick it's like this. I think all the girls at EoFF are getting offed - I'm the only dame left and I fear for my life. I need you to keep me safe."

Clearly this dame wasn't all that bright, everyone who was anyone knew that the chocobos beside the name don't show gender; they showed the user online status and this girl was invisible. But she didn't have to know that, not yet anyways. So if you'll you excuse me I have a beautiful idiot to hide <s>in my pants</s>.


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Yeah so laugh it up you jerks.
But you can't laugh forever!

[Araciel]

masterful

[Shlup]

Dick's working on getting my stolen Ciddies away from Christmas, foa, BoB, and smittenkitten? What a sweetheart.

[Yamaneko]

ShlupQuack -- always looking out for the little man

[Shlup]

Yeah, I'm super thoughtful.

[Yamaneko]

Personally I never saw the point of going invisible. I mean, who are you really trying to fool?

[Martyr]

masterful

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Araciel]

(there's an option to go invisible?)

yeah what purpose would it serve? spying?

[Chemical]

I like to be invisible because it hides the sad and depressing truth of how frequently I'm actually on; it also stops people from seeing what I'm looking at ... or who. :shifty:

[Araciel]

I like to be invisible because it hides the sad and depressing truth of how frequently I'm actually on; it also stops people from seeing what I'm looking at ... or who. :shifty:

so spying

[Martyr]

I like to be invisible because it hides the sad and depressing truth of how frequently I'm actually on; it also stops people from seeing what I'm looking at ... or who. :shifty:

so spying

Nah. She's just ashamed of herself for liking a bunch of geeks like us.

"Don't worry Chem! I'm ashamed of making that pic you uploaded the backround for my desktop!"

[Shlup]

That's one of my favorite things about being an admin: Seeing invisible users and seeing everything everyone is doing.

[Araciel]

makes sense i guess...i'd be ashamed if i was a geek like me too

:(

[Yamaneko]

I like resolving people's IPs and finding out where they live.

[Araciel]

ha.... O.o

[Samuraid]

The points brought up in this topic is likely one of the reasons for this: :shifty:

[theundeadhero]

I'm still convinved that pink chocobos mean girls and that your the only one left.

[Loony BoB]

I don't get it. :(

[Christmas]

I don't get it. :(

[Chemical]

*translation:

I made the mistake of thinking that the stupid chocobo's beside the name stood for someone's gender... I argued till I was blue in the face. The blue ones ment you were a guy, the yellow ones ment non-gendered and the pink ones ment you were a female.

Oddly enough I was the only female.

Then Shlup came along and I found out the horrible horrible truth. Clearly you had to be there.
So I made the thread to get the humiliation over and done with... plus I was bored and felt a little creative.

[Araciel]

it's true i'm non-gender though apparently...people don't know what i am half the time

[Christmas]

GENDER? ASK BIG BIRD (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22) ABOUT MY GENDER.

I COULDN'T EVEN BOTHER NOW.

edit: The more pissed you get, the more merry that person will be.

[Xander]

Where are pink ones, I've never seen any... :confused:

[Loony BoB]

GENDER? ASK BIG BIRD (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22) ABOUT MY GENDER.

I COULDN'T EVEN BOTHER NOW.

edit: The more pissed you get, the more merry that person will be.
It was terribly difficult watching Award Guy happily accept nominations and votes for you in Best Female. Tsk tsk.

[Chemical]

Where are pink ones, I've never seen any... :confused:

If you go to User CP and set your status to invisible mode your own chocobo icon turns pink. You're the only one who can see it and you can't see anyone elses because they appear offline.

See attachment for more detail.

[Araciel]

...and since you're never online, you're always a girl

[Xander]

Oh yeah, I remember, I always thought they were red, but eh. ^_^

[sephirothishere]

WHOA MEGADUMB MEGABABE....MEGATASTIC......sometimes i jsu crack myself up..^^....

[Shauna]

*translation:

I made the mistake of thinking that the stupid chocobo's beside the name stood for someone's gender... I argued till I was blue in the face. The blue ones ment you were a guy, the yellow ones ment non-gendered and the pink ones ment you were a female.

Oddly enough I was the only female.

Then Shlup came along and I found out the horrible horrible truth. Clearly you had to be there.

That was great. I laughed. :cool: Non gendered. xD


WHOA MEGADUMB MEGABABE....MEGATASTIC......sometimes i jsu crack myself up..^^....

Are you gonna take that, Chemical? >=o!

[Madonna]

Private eye stories make me happy.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Private eye stories make me happy.

Especially when they narrarate themselves. :tongue:

[Madonna]

What other kind could there be?

[Jess]

One time I logged on and my chocobo was pink and it took me forever to find out why. :(

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

What other kind could there be?
:shifty: Umm...the non-narrative kind?