Hawkeye
12-12-2006, 02:01 AM
Men are superior to Women. A scientific study
By Me
It is apparent to our senses that males have a unique physical quality that women seem to lack. This of course everybody knows. It is called a brain. Most men in the year 2006 have utilized this part of our body to ultimately get what we want out of our lives: Sex, money, and the occasional Led Zeppelin that entails it. It has been scientifically proven that men have a larger brain capacity and therefore smarter than women.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=405056&in_page_id=1770
But perhaps the usage of “women” having no brain was rather harsh. I contended to the fact that there is a possibility that they have a brain. But usually that brain is gone after the facility rates that have been gradually increasing over the years due to number of reckless car accidents women have been involved in.
http://www.junkscience.com/news2/womendri.htm
It’s okay girls; we understand you ‘gals’ just want to have fun talking to your friends in the backseat, or on the phone, or singing to your tunes; or even perhaps it’s that time of month again. But we’ll get more in-depth into that a little later. But these things cannot let you sidetrack yourself on the real focus out in the real world.
Men have also been in car accidents too; in fact, I admit I was even in one no more than a month ago. Too bad the old hag sideswiped me on Val Vista and Elliot in Gilbert, Arizona.
Apart from men having superior brains, let us focus on some other exceptional features that men poses that women lack; A little more noticeable characteristic that we posses than the average female.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Male_anatomy.png
(The above image is taken directly from wikipeida.org and is intended for scientific study only. It is used only in reference for a visual in my report)
Ah yes, the penis; actually the first of the Seven Wonders of the World. This phallic sex organ is the supreme nature of all things that exist. The pleasure of all things. No matter what kind of male you are, you are guaranteed to use this little nifty device somewhere along down your life. It is even noted that when males have an erection, some males like to use this erection as a reference to personal height. Obviously women do not posses such abilities.
Being able to have lovely sexual intercourse as a male is not hard either. Whether you are tall, short, skinny, fat, or a dwarf, it is impossible not to be laid by brainless beings. *yoink* And gross. --foa
Ok, maybe not that hard. (The above link leaves EoFF and it is soley your responsibilities for clicking the link. I am not held accountable for what you might do with the link...)
(eww)
This gentlemen right here proves the fact that it is not hard for a fat man to get women.
http://www.howardstern.com/images/big_artie.gif
But hey, fat people need lovin’ too.
However, one symptom of being a man and having a penis is that you must compare yourself to other men to measure who is more superior, even amongst men. Chicks on the other hand, are immediately disqualified.
Except when they are compared to Asian men.
ONWARD.
Another point that I will lay out was stolen from me from a website and I would intend to press charges against them for stealing my idea, but these are men, and naturally we must stick together.
http://www.greatcom.org/images/jesus.jpg
Jesus was a man.
Yes, the holiest of holiest was indeed a man. Did God choose women? No, he chooses man to be the leader of man. And women had to obey him. Brilliant.
I like how women developed this thing called PMS (Pissy Mood Syndrome). They complain that they have this terrible thing and complain to men about it. Like we are going to smurfing relate to it. “Yes, we know exactly what’s going on with your body right now, but please, bitch us out some more; we actually like it.” Tell us when it's that time of the month so we can send you to talk to Hilary Clinton (lucky for women she is in full PMS mode 24/7).
Men are not psychiatrist. We will not make your problems better.
That's all the material I have at the moment. Have a pleasent day!
And remember
Men>dogs>women
By Me
It is apparent to our senses that males have a unique physical quality that women seem to lack. This of course everybody knows. It is called a brain. Most men in the year 2006 have utilized this part of our body to ultimately get what we want out of our lives: Sex, money, and the occasional Led Zeppelin that entails it. It has been scientifically proven that men have a larger brain capacity and therefore smarter than women.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=405056&in_page_id=1770
But perhaps the usage of “women” having no brain was rather harsh. I contended to the fact that there is a possibility that they have a brain. But usually that brain is gone after the facility rates that have been gradually increasing over the years due to number of reckless car accidents women have been involved in.
http://www.junkscience.com/news2/womendri.htm
It’s okay girls; we understand you ‘gals’ just want to have fun talking to your friends in the backseat, or on the phone, or singing to your tunes; or even perhaps it’s that time of month again. But we’ll get more in-depth into that a little later. But these things cannot let you sidetrack yourself on the real focus out in the real world.
Men have also been in car accidents too; in fact, I admit I was even in one no more than a month ago. Too bad the old hag sideswiped me on Val Vista and Elliot in Gilbert, Arizona.
Apart from men having superior brains, let us focus on some other exceptional features that men poses that women lack; A little more noticeable characteristic that we posses than the average female.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Male_anatomy.png
(The above image is taken directly from wikipeida.org and is intended for scientific study only. It is used only in reference for a visual in my report)
Ah yes, the penis; actually the first of the Seven Wonders of the World. This phallic sex organ is the supreme nature of all things that exist. The pleasure of all things. No matter what kind of male you are, you are guaranteed to use this little nifty device somewhere along down your life. It is even noted that when males have an erection, some males like to use this erection as a reference to personal height. Obviously women do not posses such abilities.
Being able to have lovely sexual intercourse as a male is not hard either. Whether you are tall, short, skinny, fat, or a dwarf, it is impossible not to be laid by brainless beings. *yoink* And gross. --foa
Ok, maybe not that hard. (The above link leaves EoFF and it is soley your responsibilities for clicking the link. I am not held accountable for what you might do with the link...)
(eww)
This gentlemen right here proves the fact that it is not hard for a fat man to get women.
http://www.howardstern.com/images/big_artie.gif
But hey, fat people need lovin’ too.
However, one symptom of being a man and having a penis is that you must compare yourself to other men to measure who is more superior, even amongst men. Chicks on the other hand, are immediately disqualified.
Except when they are compared to Asian men.
ONWARD.
Another point that I will lay out was stolen from me from a website and I would intend to press charges against them for stealing my idea, but these are men, and naturally we must stick together.
http://www.greatcom.org/images/jesus.jpg
Jesus was a man.
Yes, the holiest of holiest was indeed a man. Did God choose women? No, he chooses man to be the leader of man. And women had to obey him. Brilliant.
I like how women developed this thing called PMS (Pissy Mood Syndrome). They complain that they have this terrible thing and complain to men about it. Like we are going to smurfing relate to it. “Yes, we know exactly what’s going on with your body right now, but please, bitch us out some more; we actually like it.” Tell us when it's that time of the month so we can send you to talk to Hilary Clinton (lucky for women she is in full PMS mode 24/7).
Men are not psychiatrist. We will not make your problems better.
That's all the material I have at the moment. Have a pleasent day!
And remember
Men>dogs>women