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Mittopotahis
12-13-2006, 04:08 PM
I've noticed that all my girl friends can out-burp my guy friends. This is unheard of! Girls beating the guys at what the guys do best? We are losing our manliness! I declare a war of burps! Everyone on EoFF give their best burps so we can really determine who is better at burping: Guys or Girls?

I will post my burps if we get a few submissions from each sex. I'm not great though :p.

Go!

LoveArya
12-14-2006, 01:32 AM
lol im not gonna say that burping is fun, but its funny to see ppl try to out burp eachother, but my little sister could beat you all lol

Shlup
12-14-2006, 01:38 AM
I can burp pretty loudly, and so can TheAbominatrix. My husband, however, can still beat us.

But my brother-in-law... He doesn't even drink soda pop, but he can regularly hurt my ears from across the room. It's just not natural.

fire_of_avalon
12-14-2006, 01:50 AM
I can belt out a good one every now and again. But none of them are competition worthy, really.

oddler
12-14-2006, 01:51 AM
Girls win. Durrrr....

Bunny
12-14-2006, 01:54 AM
I can make myself burp but I don't like to because over time it gives me a bad stomach ache. I don't care for burping that much.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-14-2006, 01:56 AM
Well, I can burp pretty loud. I just choose not to. But sometimes I just can't hold it in. :p It does give me a stomach ache like Bunny said.

Jojee
12-14-2006, 02:31 AM
Haha, I remember I was so surprised and happy when I found out I could make myself burp. xD I thought I was so skilled.

Materia Hunter Yuffie
12-14-2006, 03:13 AM
I'm a girl and I burp... pretty loudly. I only do so at home because I would be so embarassed if I did at school or in public.

~*~Celes~*~
12-14-2006, 03:23 AM
I did it whilst on mic with Alan....:eek: He said it sounded manly.

Little Blue
12-14-2006, 08:50 AM
I suck at burping... Anyine can beat me, boy or girl :(

Araciel
12-14-2006, 08:54 AM
i can't burp on command, and rarely do involuntarily.... it sucks cause i wanna be a man sometimes...sometimes..

Christmas
12-14-2006, 09:52 AM
I BURP AND FART AT THE SAME TIME, IMAGINE THE NOISE AND THE SMELL!!! :bigsmile:

Madame Adequate
12-14-2006, 09:57 AM
I BURP AND FART AT THE SAME TIME, IMAGINE THE NOISE AND THE SMELL!!! :bigsmile:

Oh dear god.

Markus. D
12-14-2006, 10:05 AM
I BURP AND FART AT THE SAME TIME, IMAGINE THE NOISE AND THE SMELL!!! :bigsmile:

still kawaii~~

Peegee
12-14-2006, 12:57 PM
I can burp pretty loudly, and so can TheAbominatrix. My husband, however, can still beat us.

But my brother-in-law... He doesn't even drink soda pop, but he can regularly hurt my ears from across the room. It's just not natural.

Ashley is insane. She must have burped 15 times since I met her that day.

I can burp pretty loudly, but I don't have a gastrointestinal augmentation or whatever it is that is motivating yous guys' superb burping ability.

Chemical
12-14-2006, 01:17 PM
RIBBIT

I have the innate ability to disgust even myself.

Yamaneko
12-14-2006, 07:40 PM
I belch at the dinner table all the time, even when there is company. Can't keep that stuff in.

Quindiana Jones
12-14-2006, 08:17 PM
Man wins. The End.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-14-2006, 08:17 PM
Girls. I have encountered a few girls who can burp pretty loud.

Dr Unne
12-14-2006, 08:52 PM
Girls aren't supposed to have bodily functions.

PuPu
12-15-2006, 12:11 AM
Girls are actually nasty burpers. They just don't do it as often as guys do. (At least not in public anyways)

~*~Celes~*~
12-15-2006, 12:42 AM
We fart too :bigsmile:

kikimm
12-15-2006, 12:42 AM
Huh, all the guys I hang around seem to be real men. No way could I top their burps.

Shoeberto
12-15-2006, 12:53 AM
My sister has topped anyone I have ever met for loud burps. It's ridiculous.

And you'd never suspect it out of her, either.

Mittopotahis
12-15-2006, 01:00 PM
You're all talk people, lets get some competition going~!

Except Chemical, who is amazing. :D

Spammerman
12-15-2006, 01:05 PM
Break a bus by burping, and then Ill see if your good enough

How do ou post the sounds?

Edit: Chemical, that was weak.

Peter_20
12-15-2006, 01:36 PM
A former male classmate of mine could burp really loudly and say "Yes!" (in English, not Swedish) at the same time.
It sounds pretty damn funny. :D

Chemical
12-15-2006, 02:50 PM
Edit: Chemical, that was weak.

Psh, put your money where your mouth is.

Besides everyone knows you start with a low baller and work your way up to a show stopper, you can't give it your all on the first shot - it leaves no room for a finale or encore.

Quindiana Jones
12-15-2006, 05:18 PM
Edit: Chemical, that was weak.

Psh, put your money where your mouth is.


It's funny because we're talking about burps.

Spammerman
12-15-2006, 08:27 PM
Edit: Chemical, that was weak.

Psh, put your money where your mouth is.

Besides everyone knows you start with a low baller and work your way up to a show stopper, you can't give it your all on the first shot - it leaves no room for a finale or encore.

I dont know how to put it on the comp, but kikimm can vouch for me, my low baller is a lot better than that.