How Loud Do You Sneeze?

[Evastio]

How Loud Do You Sneeze?

My sneezes are quite loud. There've been a few times where I actually scared people with my sneezing.

[ShivaBlizzard8]

I make the windowpanes rattle.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Kinda loud. But not so loud I scare people. :D

[Shlup]

My sneezes aren't loud, but they are certainly a full-body experience. My husband insists there's something wrong with me.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

People think I exaggerate my sneezes. I sneeze really loud.

[Tavrobel]

Excessively loud.

[LunarWeaver]

They aren't loud, but I do look like I'm giving birth through my nose when I do it. I go for a nice, quality sneeze over volume.

[Morningstar]

My sneezes sound like coughs. :jess:

[Pike]

Really super freaking loudly. It's kind of embarrassing really. Especially since I'm a walking bundle of allergies and chronic sinus issues so I sneeze several times a day, no matter where I am.

People ask me how such a loud noise can come out of someone so small... xP

[Cankook]

I have a friend who told me a story of a sneeze he did in public that also involuntary forced out a fart right after it. He got the public's attention with his sneeze and he wowed them with his flatulents.

[Faris]

I sneeze very quietly.

[Bunny]

I don't sneeze.

[oddler]

My sneezes sound like coughs. :jess:

[Hambone]

Like this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk) :bigsmile:

[Jowy]

I sneeze quietly. I've learned to mask the noise after time.

[Jojee]

I don't have a really loud sneeze... but my dad sneezes SUPER loud ^_^ He goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOO *_* And my boy goes AH-CHEE! It's pretty funny, me and my roomies all make fun of him for it and tell him that in America, sneezes end in a different vowel xD He can't sneeze like Ah-choo even if he tried ;-;

[Rusty]

Mine are really loud. I've woken people up sometimes. Scary.

[41-Inches-Wide]

My sneeze is very girly. I go "Ah-chin! Ah-chin!"

[~*~Celes~*~]

When I sneeze, it's like "...acheew!" it's a quiet little squeak every time ^_^;

[Reles]

My sneeze comes in all sorts of variations. They're never extremely loud or anything, most of the time they come out kind of cute and high pitched.

[Yuffie514]

it's not very loud. i think the rest of my family sneezes louder than me...

[Twilight Edge]

I exaggerate my sneezes with stupid motions that I couldn't control with loud noises it makes people laugh.

[Agent Proto]

I don't know. I don't think I sneeze very loudly. Sometimes, I catch myself when I sneeze and try to hold it in, though I do fail and let out some light sneeze.

[Little Blue]

I don't think I sneeze very loudly, but someone once said I did, I don't believe them though :shifty:

My dad however, wow, he's so damned loud.

[Christmas]

AAAaaaa.....ccccccchhhhhuuuuuuuu~~~~~ :bigsmile:

[Slade]

I don't make any noise when I sneeze. The thing that comes out is a splatter, of course, making a splatter noise :rolleyes2

[Rantz]

I can hold my sneezes in if I'm in a situation where sneezing would be awkward, for example in a meeting or if I'm at the cinema and a very tense/romantic/sensitive/etc. scene is going on. But mostly I just let them out since there's a point with them.

In that case, I think I sneeze quite loud. Not half as loud as my dad though, but he exaggerates it a lot. He'll scare anyone who's in the same building. :)

I also had a classmate, who sneezed so quietly it could barely be heard, but I don't think she tried to keep it in. She was like "chi! chi! chi!". It sounded so cute :jess:

[Christmas]

I also had a classmate, who sneezed so quietly it could barely be heard, but I don't think she tried to keep it in. She was like "chi! chi! chi!". It sounded so cute :jess:

MY SON IS REACHING PUBERTY!!!!! REMEMBER TO GET SOME "PROTECTION" FROM THE NEAREST CONVIENCE STORE BEFORE DOING ANYTHING RECKLESS!!! :bigsmile:

[Rantz]

MY SON IS REACHING PUBERTY!!!!! REMEMBER TO GET SOME "PROTECTION" FROM THE NEAREST CONVIENCE STORE BEFORE DOING ANYTHING RECKLESS!!! :bigsmile:
Oh mummy, you so crazy :rolleyes2

[Rocket Edge]

Loud enough.

[Quindiana Jones]

I have really loud, violent sneezes. They make me fly back a bit :(. Whenever I sneeze, I always end it with "Ah ya bastard!" for some reason.

[Chloe.]

Sometimes loud, sometimes quiet. :bigsmile:

[Owen Macwere]

I close my nose while sneezing so there is no sound coming out. But if my nose get out of control I'll sneeze really load. :bigsmile:

[starseeker]

My sneezes are very loud. People who aren't used to them jump.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

It's not good to try and stifle a sneeze as it cause some internal damage. Whenever I let one out I try to reduce the sound by closing my mouth. It also keeps most of your germs where they belong

[Breine]

It varies, but I'm usually pretty loud when I sneeze... It's more fun that way.

[Jess]

My sneezes are really quiet, and quite high pitched compared to other people who have really loud ones. :jess:

[Yamaneko]

A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?

[Quindiana Jones]

All your bodily functions stop when you sneeze, including your heart.

[Drift]

A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?

what do YOU do in bed yams?

[Old Manus]

A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?
Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.
It's 1/10th of the disappointment from almost scoring.

[oddler]

I believe it's actually one eighth. :)

[escobert]

I don't know how loud I sneeze O_o

[Yamaneko]

A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?
Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.
It's 1/10th of the disappointment from almost scoring.
It gets better with age.

[Meat Puppet]

I sneeze like a little girl. It wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t so sensitive and had to sneeze 30 times a day. Sometimes I will grunt while sneezing and swear a lot after sneezing so I seem more manly, but that’s just a sickly smokescreen for my true self. I’m living a lie.

[Jojee]

It's okay, *patpat* I sneeze like a little girl too. ^_^

[Vincent, Thunder God]

My sneezes tend to be forceful and loud. My nasal passages tingle, then I breathe before the sneeze erupts, at which point my whole throat, nose and the connections between throb as a giant, loud sneeze burst out. It can actually hurt a bit with its force.

Once I tried repressing it at night so I didn't accidentally wake up my family, but, even though I succeeded in making it quiet, it's almost as if the sneeze stopped halfway up, and it hurt like hell in my nose and throat.

So the best I can do is cover my nose with my arm and try to muffle the sound.