Darth Vader vs Vin Diesel

[fuhk-nerr]

My buddy and I got into quite a large debate about this the other night. He seems to think that Darth Vader would kick Vin Diesel's ass, but we all know Vin's superior skill in the field of kicking ass would prevail.
What's you guys opinion?

[escobert]

Well, a actor vs a Darth lord wouldn't be much of a fight, however Riddek may be able to put up a fight.

[abrojtm]

Darth:*Force Slams Vin*

Vin: *Spasms for air*

[fuhk-nerr]

Vin carries a live ysalamari in his trousers at all times! The force effects him not!

[Shlup]

Are you kidding me?! Vin Diesel beating Darth Vader... What a joke.

[escobert]

No one on the face of thie planet could beat Vadar or any jedi in a one on one battle. this is just a stupid question.

[Shlup]

I told my husband and he was equally offended. He said, "Uh... Hello? THE FORCE!"

[Yamaneko]

Star Wars <i>is</i> pretty gay, though.

[fuhk-nerr]

Foolish humans! Vin Diesel holds more power in his shlong then all the force combined! Darth would be good and dead before his lightsaber reached it's full length!

[Bunny]

Is Vin Diesel himself or is he Riddick? Because if Vin Diesel is Riddick there is no way that Darth Vader is going to kill him.

The Force is not strong against that one.

[Mirage]

Vin Diesel didn't act in Riddick movies. ;]

[Araciel]

who the heck is vin diesel?

[Mirage]

Vin Diesel is a character played by Riddick.

[Araciel]

o in that case, good ol' vader wins hand down

[Nominus Experse]

I don't see how anyone can vote against a dark lord of the Sith. Even with a live ysalamari shoved down his pants, it is an indubitable outcome:

Vin lies dead, and Vader stands omniously over his fresh corpse, slowly rasping.

[Timerk]

Lord Vader.

Force Choke > All.

[Bunny]

Sorry but I don't side with anyone who loses a battle against a nancy boy like Luke Skywalker.

especially when he only has one arm



Vin Diesel didn't act in Riddick movies. ;]

because Vin Diesel is Riddick. Don't need no actin'

[escobert]

Seriously, those are his best movies since he like payed for everything to do with the movies xD. Did you know he has his own D&D set now?

[Twilight Edge]

Darth's heavy breathing can make Vin wet his pants.

[Mirage]

Sorry but I don't side with anyone who loses a battle against a nancy boy like Luke Skywalker.

especially when he only has one arm



Vin Diesel didn't act in Riddick movies. ;]

because Vin Diesel is Riddick. Don't need no actin'
My point exactly.


Seriously, those are his best movies since he like payed for everything to do with the movies xD. Did you know he has his own D&D set now?
He's been into D&D since before most of us knew how to speak. That alone makes him awesome.


Darth's heavy breathing can make Vin wet his pants.
Hardly :p, have you seen even seen the Riddick movies?

[Bunny]

Riddick is one part awesome, one part badass, and three parts totally rad.

That's like math or something.

Vader is James Earl Jones and says "Hoooooooomer".

Why is this still a debate?

[Peegee]

“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

- Vader

What's the best quote that Riddick has made?

C'mon.

The Force!

[Bunny]

Richard B. Riddick: You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Expletive insulting. But the worst mistake you made...
[Toombs darts for the gun rack which he finds to be empty while Riddick smiles]
Richard B. Riddick: ...empty gun rack.

Also:

Richard B. Riddick: I'll kill you with my teacup.

[Mirage]

Riddick's will-save modifier is 31.

[Valiant]

Nothing and nobody could ever beat Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel does not sleep. He waits.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Darth Vader obviously

[Araciel]

Riddick's will-save modifier is 31.

where did you come up with THAT number? what class is he anyway?

[The Captain]

Wouldn't Chucky Norris beat them both?




Take care all.

[Bunny]

Riddick's will-save modifier is 31.

where did you come up with THAT number? what class is he anyway?

Drow Witch-Hunter.

[Sefie1999AD]

I think Vin Diesel would win, but that's just because Darth Vader watched Chronicles of the Riddick and gave up because of the atrocious quality of the Riddick movie. :p

[Larahl]

Vin Diesel is like the character, Blade.
Only white and in reality.
He would make Darth Vader his ho.

[VengefulRonin]

Depends on if it was the oldschool Vader or Hayden Christianson Vader and if Vin was going to be fighting as Riddick. Here are the possible outcomes:

Oldschool Vader vs. Vin = Vin dead

Hayden Vader vs. Vin = both beat up, but Hayden Vader beat up worse

Oldschool Vader vs. Riddick = both kill each other at the same time in dramatic scene

Hayden Vader vs. Rikkick = Hayden Vader totally dead

[Mirage]

Well, as we have established earlier, Vin Diesel is played by Riddick, not the other way around :].

[Anaisa]

Vin diesel is just a boiled egg headed chump. Darth would kill him, using a large egg poacher.

[Araciel]

vin diesel used to be some breakdancing D&D geek...like me, cept i don't break dance.

if i ever become vin diesel i will be sad.