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Dr Unne
12-15-2006, 01:43 AM
Did you know we have a <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php">Who's Online</a> page that tells you what everyone is looking at? How often do you use this?

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses? I'm not saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing, but I AM saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing for someone else if the price is right.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-15-2006, 01:48 AM
How much are we talking, here? I need to be aware of every time Ashley Knight shoots Bleys a Private Message.

LoveArya
12-15-2006, 02:02 AM
*shivers* Stalking is for people who are insanley interested in a person, or sum1 who doesnt have a life. I used to have a myspce, and there was this weirdo who went to my school, and sent me ALOT of weird messages. So I deleted my myspace, and I told that dude off, then he moved

Yamaneko
12-15-2006, 02:03 AM
This would be helpful in my quest to disturb Miriel with, "I know what you're doing", PMs.

Dr Unne
12-15-2006, 02:05 AM
How much are we talking, here? I need to be aware of every time Ashley Knight shoots Bleys a Private Message.

Being able to tell who other people are PMing would require the kind of knowledge and privileges only a staff member possesses.

escobert
12-15-2006, 02:05 AM
I use it to see if people are veiwing a thread of mine that I may have just posted. Otherwise never.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-15-2006, 02:06 AM
Is it me or has Unne put a little too much thought into this?

As for using Who's Online, I use it rarely, more to see if someone is replying in a certain thread. I check a person's profile on the occasion to see what they are doing though.

Rye
12-15-2006, 02:06 AM
"...which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses?"

BoB, how could you?

Yamaneko
12-15-2006, 02:07 AM
Being able to tell who other people are PMing would require the kind of knowledge and privileges only a staff member possesses.
I'm sure Kishi is willing to learn. :)

Raistlin
12-15-2006, 02:08 AM
Unne just wants to live out his stalker fantasies.

Tavrobel
12-15-2006, 02:11 AM
Too bad this won't work for multiple tabs that are inactive for periods of time; of course, it still gets the first one.

*makes code, hacks the server, and records the data*

I've got you now Samuraid! DIE E-BATTOUSAI!

Lawr
12-15-2006, 02:32 AM
Forgot about that!

Now I have an easier way to stalk Jojee, Psychotic, and Yamaneko!
Yay Unne!

Meat Puppet
12-15-2006, 02:36 AM
Did you know we have a <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php">Who's Online</a> page that tells you what everyone is looking at?

Yes.

How often do you use this?

Quite often. Possibly just as much as (or even more than) Psychotic.

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses?

I do now. Thank you, Dr Unne.

Madonna
12-15-2006, 02:42 AM
It may be unprofessional, but: how successful has this venture been, Unne?

Dr Unne
12-15-2006, 02:49 AM
What venture?

Tavrobel
12-15-2006, 02:58 AM
Trying to stir up chaos again, clearly.

Madonna
12-15-2006, 03:06 AM
http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/eoff-tv_unnestalks01.jpg

Jojee
12-15-2006, 03:08 AM
I don't really look at it. xD
Maybe I should go back into invisible mood again. >_>

But then staff can still see me. :( Boo, privacy.

Lawr
12-15-2006, 03:49 AM
I used to use Invisible mode so I could stalk you all day my little chocobo would appear red to me. :D :riiight: :chuckle:

Avarice-ness
12-15-2006, 04:00 AM
Aragorns Pants---- I mean Psy stalks me with better skills than that Who's online dealy-o. But as for me, I only click there by accident, then I'm lost and confused. :(

abrojtm
12-15-2006, 04:10 AM
It's good that I'm at the top of the list 90% of the time.

Bunny
12-15-2006, 04:13 AM
I think I've checked it once or twice. But I don't have anyone to specifically look at so.. I don't really find it worthwhile.

Bahamut2000X
12-15-2006, 04:19 AM
I used to use it a long time ago in 2003 when I thought it was cool and when I was stalking a few people. :shifty:

But yes I hardly ever use it anymore.

Chemical
12-15-2006, 05:01 AM
I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

Christmas
12-15-2006, 09:47 AM
I know every movements of that parasite NANNY MANUS from the time he log in to the time he log out. :bigsmile:

escobert
12-15-2006, 09:57 AM
http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/eoff-tv_unnestalks01.jpg

haha

Khaotic
12-15-2006, 11:02 AM
I rarely use it.

Citizen Bleys
12-15-2006, 03:52 PM
I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

You're missing a lot of the stupidity, then.

And Kishi, haven't you been getting all of the forwards?

Rantz
12-15-2006, 04:27 PM
I stalk all the search engine bots.

Chloe.
12-15-2006, 04:45 PM
I know every movements of that parasite sexy NANNY MANUS from the time he log in to the time he log out. :bigsmile:

:bigsmile:

Chemical
12-15-2006, 04:56 PM
I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

You're missing a lot of the stupidity, then.

And Kishi, haven't you been getting all of the forwards?

I do have a life outside of you, ya know.

BleysxChemicalxKishi luvluvluv book
3 times the luv
3 times the pain
3 times the law suits

Owen Macwere
12-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Did you know we have a Who's Online (http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php) page that tells you what everyone is looking at? How often do you use this?

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses? I'm not saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing, but I AM saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing for someone else if the price is right.

I know about it and use it sometimes to check if the people I Pmed are replaying me not that I can know who they are replaying.

And now I know how useful the who's online page is, thanks Dr.Unne. I'll start taking shots of it now.

Huckleberry Quin
12-15-2006, 05:21 PM
I like looking at what I'm looking at now. It's always one step behind. Hence why I remain at large.

Leeza
12-15-2006, 06:03 PM
Yes, I know we have a Who's Online and I use it quite often. :)

Fatal Impurity
12-15-2006, 06:04 PM
i never look at it....probably because its a strange place full of hobo's and lunatics (im looking at YOU manus!)

Bart's Friend Milhouse
12-16-2006, 11:23 PM
I used to use it quite a lot. I found that ff_sweden is also a regular visitor to Who's Online?

Citizen Bleys
12-16-2006, 11:25 PM
BleysxChemicalxKishi luvluvluv book
3 times the luv
3 times the pain
3 times the law suits

Angels and ministers of grace defend us...

~*~Celes~*~
12-16-2006, 11:28 PM
I don't use it very often :)

NeoCracker
12-16-2006, 11:35 PM
Thanks to Dr. Unne's services I was able to track the movement of Christmas's other Stalker and destroy him for interfering with my work.

Thank you Dr. Unne.