Stalking

[Dr Unne]

Did you know we have a <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php">Who's Online</a> page that tells you what everyone is looking at? How often do you use this?

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses? I'm not saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing, but I AM saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing for someone else if the price is right.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

How much are we talking, here? I need to be aware of every time Ashley Knight shoots Bleys a Private Message.

[LoveArya]

*shivers* Stalking is for people who are insanley interested in a person, or sum1 who doesnt have a life. I used to have a myspce, and there was this weirdo who went to my school, and sent me ALOT of weird messages. So I deleted my myspace, and I told that dude off, then he moved

[Yamaneko]

This would be helpful in my quest to disturb Miriel with, "I know what you're doing", PMs.

[Dr Unne]

How much are we talking, here? I need to be aware of every time Ashley Knight shoots Bleys a Private Message.

Being able to tell who other people are PMing would require the kind of knowledge and privileges only a staff member possesses.

[escobert]

I use it to see if people are veiwing a thread of mine that I may have just posted. Otherwise never.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Is it me or has Unne put a little too much thought into this?

As for using Who's Online, I use it rarely, more to see if someone is replying in a certain thread. I check a person's profile on the occasion to see what they are doing though.

[Rye]

"...which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses?"

BoB, how could you?

[Yamaneko]

Being able to tell who other people are PMing would require the kind of knowledge and privileges only a staff member possesses.
I'm sure Kishi is willing to learn. :)

[Raistlin]

Unne just wants to live out his stalker fantasies.

[Tavrobel]

Too bad this won't work for multiple tabs that are inactive for periods of time; of course, it still gets the first one.

*makes code, hacks the server, and records the data*

I've got you now Samuraid! DIE E-BATTOUSAI!

[Lawr]

Forgot about that!

Now I have an easier way to stalk Jojee, Psychotic, and Yamaneko!
Yay Unne!

[Meat Puppet]

Did you know we have a <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php">Who's Online</a> page that tells you what everyone is looking at?

Yes.

How often do you use this?

Quite often. Possibly just as much as (or even more than) Psychotic.

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses?

I do now. Thank you, Dr Unne.

[Madonna]

It may be unprofessional, but: how successful has this venture been, Unne?

[Dr Unne]

What venture?

[Tavrobel]

Trying to stir up chaos again, clearly.

[Madonna]

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/eoff-tv_unnestalks01.jpg

[Jojee]

I don't really look at it. xD
Maybe I should go back into invisible mood again. >_>

But then staff can still see me. :( Boo, privacy.

[Lawr]

I used to use Invisible mode so I could stalk you all day my little chocobo would appear red to me. :D :riiight: :chuckle:

[Avarice-ness]

Aragorns Pants---- I mean Psy stalks me with better skills than that Who's online dealy-o. But as for me, I only click there by accident, then I'm lost and confused. :(

[abrojtm]

It's good that I'm at the top of the list 90% of the time.

[Bunny]

I think I've checked it once or twice. But I don't have anyone to specifically look at so.. I don't really find it worthwhile.

[Bahamut2000X]

I used to use it a long time ago in 2003 when I thought it was cool and when I was stalking a few people. :shifty:

But yes I hardly ever use it anymore.

[Chemical]

I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

[Christmas]

I know every movements of that parasite NANNY MANUS from the time he log in to the time he log out. :bigsmile:

[escobert]

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/eoff-tv_unnestalks01.jpg

haha

[Khaotic]

I rarely use it.

[Citizen Bleys]

I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

You're missing a lot of the stupidity, then.

And Kishi, haven't you been getting all of the forwards?

[Rantz]

I stalk all the search engine bots.

[Chloe.]

I know every movements of that parasite sexy NANNY MANUS from the time he log in to the time he log out. :bigsmile:

:bigsmile:

[Chemical]

I don't use it and I doubt I ever will.
Oh... and I send Bleys a PM everytime he does something stupid... so maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

You're missing a lot of the stupidity, then.

And Kishi, haven't you been getting all of the forwards?

I do have a life outside of you, ya know.

BleysxChemicalxKishi luvluvluv book
3 times the luv
3 times the pain
3 times the law suits

[Owen Macwere]

Did you know we have a Who's Online (http://forums.eyesonff.com/online.php) page that tells you what everyone is looking at? How often do you use this?

Did you know a sufficiently persistent member could write a simple script that automatically takes a snapshot of that page, say, every 5 minutes, saves and parses the data from it which is then entered it into a database, which would be useful for a variety of statistical analyses? I'm not saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing, but I AM saying I'm the kind of person who would do that kind of thing for someone else if the price is right.

I know about it and use it sometimes to check if the people I Pmed are replaying me not that I can know who they are replaying.

And now I know how useful the who's online page is, thanks Dr.Unne. I'll start taking shots of it now.

[Quindiana Jones]

I like looking at what I'm looking at now. It's always one step behind. Hence why I remain at large.

[Leeza]

Yes, I know we have a Who's Online and I use it quite often. :)

[Fatal Impurity]

i never look at it....probably because its a strange place full of hobo's and lunatics (im looking at YOU manus!)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I used to use it quite a lot. I found that ff_sweden is also a regular visitor to Who's Online?

[Citizen Bleys]

BleysxChemicalxKishi luvluvluv book
3 times the luv
3 times the pain
3 times the law suits

Angels and ministers of grace defend us...

[~*~Celes~*~]

I don't use it very often :)

[NeoCracker]

Thanks to Dr. Unne's services I was able to track the movement of Christmas's other Stalker and destroy him for interfering with my work.

Thank you Dr. Unne.