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Christmas
12-17-2006, 12:52 PM
So what is everyone's ideal Cid's Knight in terms of appearance and characteristics? :bigsmile:

EXAMPLE:


APPEARANCE

FEMALE CID'S KNIGHT
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/cidkNIGHT4_1.jpg

MALE CID'S KNIGHT
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/CIDKNIGHT3_1.jpg

LEVIAN THE CID'S KNIGHT
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/2280/hh1nv2.jpg

CHARACTERISTICS

1) Greet you when you log on
2) Offer personal consulting services
3) Get toliet paper for you when the paper ran out.
4) Offer comfort when your boyfriend/girlfriend ditch you.
5) Recommend you the hot threads for your reference.
6) Take care of your babies when you post in EOFF
7) Respond to warned post within 0.5 second
8) Do your homework for you while you post in EOFF
9) Wash your toliet for you while you post in EOFF
10) Greet you when you log off.

ETC..... :bigsmile:

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-17-2006, 12:55 PM
White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

Rye
12-17-2006, 12:56 PM
11) Respond to warned posts in a nanosecond.
12) Teach you Norwegian words. :jess:

Mittopotahis
12-17-2006, 12:56 PM
5) Recommend you the hot threads guys and girls for your reference.
Perfect!

Sorry, couldn't resist :P

Christmas
12-17-2006, 01:02 PM
Oh ya, you can also post something about your ideal Cid's knight appearance too since the first post is just an example but Levian still FAILED. :bigsmile:

Timerk
12-17-2006, 01:12 PM
White skin and blonde hair, huh?


The ideal CK looks like a FFXII character?

Old Manus
12-17-2006, 01:35 PM
I think we can live in hope.

Renmiri
12-17-2006, 01:40 PM
Gives me milk and cookies :D

Tempest
12-17-2006, 02:06 PM
Goes to work for me when I don't feel like going. :bigsmile:

aquatius
12-17-2006, 03:12 PM
I like the male one:love:.

Nominus Experse
12-17-2006, 03:12 PM
I always knew Christmas was a nazi...



The ideal CK would be one that, as Tempest mentioned, goes to work in my stead.

Timerk
12-17-2006, 03:14 PM
I like the male one:love:.

I wonder if they flex at the computer like that after they ban someone :confused:










:lol:

Moon Rabbits
12-17-2006, 03:18 PM
White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

They have green eyes though. :(

Chloe.
12-17-2006, 03:24 PM
My perfect Cid's knight would be just like Christmas, or MANUS. :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
12-17-2006, 04:32 PM
White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

Don't forget implementing a Final Solution to troublesome members.

NeoCracker
12-17-2006, 05:52 PM
The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be

1) Joseph Stalin
2) Adolf Hitler
3) Fidel Castro
4) Sadam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.
5) Osama Bin Ladin
6) Ghengis Khan
7) Gilferd Godfree

Bahamut2000X
12-17-2006, 06:01 PM
My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight. With the power to close 50 threads with one click, and the power to ban 800 members in one blink of an eye. This would be like a doomsday weapon in Knight form.

Spammerman
12-17-2006, 07:06 PM
kikimm.

escobert
12-17-2006, 07:09 PM
Models, and kikimm :p

Chemical
12-17-2006, 07:15 PM
The best CK is a dead Ck.

:skull:

Citizen Bleys
12-17-2006, 08:10 PM
My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

Yamaneko
12-17-2006, 08:11 PM
The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be
1) Joseph Stalin

sup?

Shoeberto
12-17-2006, 08:15 PM
My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.
A knight like that would be like the deformed Ripley clone in Alien Resurrection sitting on a table muttering "kill... me... kill... me..."

Owen Macwere
12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
4) Saddam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.

Don't worry you just forgot a 'd'. =P

They are too white skinned for my liking, sorry. :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
12-17-2006, 08:22 PM
it's spelled Saddam Hussein

Owen Macwere
12-17-2006, 08:26 PM
*Smucks hand on forehead*

Yamaneko
12-17-2006, 08:29 PM
it's spelled Saddam Hussein
Thank you, Adolfo.

Timerk
12-17-2006, 08:32 PM
Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

Best.

CK.

Eva.

:D

Awrini
12-17-2006, 08:35 PM
My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.
A knight like that would be like the deformed Ripley clone in Alien Resurrection sitting on a table muttering "kill... me... kill... me..."

Which would in turn be the best thing ever. Implosions are always wonderful experiances.

escobert
12-17-2006, 08:36 PM
and make for good fireworks :D

Del Murder
12-18-2006, 05:40 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4646

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-18-2006, 05:44 AM
One that would write my finals for me.

Yamaneko
12-18-2006, 05:47 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4646
Thanks, but my userid is 2093.

Del Murder
12-18-2006, 05:49 AM
You're in the two thousands? Noob.

Yamaneko
12-18-2006, 05:51 AM
Summer of '01 produced some great members.

Bunny
12-18-2006, 05:56 AM
So did August of '06!

Spatvark
12-18-2006, 06:08 AM
I dunno, I'd like to think I was my ideal Cid's Knight, y'know. But then, I was pretty narked about everything back then. I'm a lot calmer these days (I only need to hit them THREE times with the baseball bat now!), so I'd be somewhat less harsh than I was back then.


The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be

1) Joseph Stalin
2) Adolf Hitler
3) Fidel Castro
4) Sadam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.
5) Osama Bin Ladin
6) Ghengis Khan
7) Gilferd Godfree

Wasn't that like, FG's staff roster?


Summer of '01 produced some great members.

Bah. Just missed out ;_;

Jowy
12-18-2006, 06:11 AM
I wasn't that bad of an admin at FG!

Mirage
12-18-2006, 06:36 AM
My ideal Cid's Knight:

http://home.no.net/steak/images/knightie.jpg

nik0tine
12-18-2006, 06:51 AM
Ideal. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11476)

Failed. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=13890)

Xaven
12-18-2006, 06:54 AM
Christmas art is still greater than life.

My ideal Cid's Knight would do drum corps with me. <3
My ideal Cid's Knight would be my friend from school so I could sock them until they do what I want them to. <3

Spatvark
12-18-2006, 07:06 AM
Christmas art is still greater than life.

My ideal Cid's Knight would do drum corps with me. <3
My ideal Cid's Knight would be my friend from school so I could sock them until they do what I want them to. <3

That was the great thing about having Shlupaluphagus on staff. We'd get her to go and smack Cid around a few times to make him agree to our horrendous decisions XD

chionos
12-18-2006, 07:23 AM
Totally:
http://www.concertshots.com/April%202004/cs-WeirdAlYankovic2-Atlanta42204.JPG

OR:

2u(75u+20)-40(u+3.75u^2)=5625-u^2

DarkLadyNyara
12-18-2006, 07:53 AM
And cue the shameless whoring (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602) :D

NGU
12-18-2006, 08:01 AM
really i think nik0tine would make a good knight

Citizen Bleys
12-18-2006, 04:15 PM
Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)



So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

Bahamut2000X
12-18-2006, 05:18 PM
Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

Shhhh, he doesn't know that yet. >.>

Chemical
12-18-2006, 05:34 PM
I wonder what the forums would be like if I was a CK.

Yamaneko
12-18-2006, 06:06 PM
There wouldn't be any forums.

Jess
12-18-2006, 06:14 PM
I'd probably say Paul if he didn't do evil things to my signature and avatar. Maybe. :jess:

Huckleberry Quin
12-18-2006, 06:35 PM
This thread sickens me. :(

Owen Macwere
12-18-2006, 06:40 PM
because you aren't a CK?. :bigsmile:

Chemical
12-18-2006, 06:44 PM
There wouldn't be any forums.

I'd dispose of you first.

Huckleberry Quin
12-18-2006, 08:21 PM
Chemical for CK!

Yamaneko
12-18-2006, 08:22 PM
There wouldn't be any forums.

I'd dispose of you first.
CKs can't change people's usergroups.

crono_logical
12-18-2006, 08:23 PM
They can with the ban options :p

Yamaneko
12-18-2006, 08:23 PM
Not admins. :)

Tavrobel
12-18-2006, 08:30 PM
Server hack, please.

Chemical
12-18-2006, 08:31 PM
There wouldn't be any forums.

I'd dispose of you first.
CKs can't change people's usergroups.


You forget I know where you sleep at night.

chionos
12-18-2006, 08:38 PM
Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)



So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

Totally.
In the pink dress.

Miriel
12-18-2006, 09:08 PM
Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)



So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

He quit FFXI for WoW. :(