Just Kidding!!! (Not Really)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo I want to hear the funniest jokes you guys can come up with about this game. Check this out!

( Cop pull over on the side to find Vaan assisting an injured Panelo)

Cop:" Is there a problem?"

Vaan: " Thank God your here!!!"

( Cop looks at Panelo )

Cop:" Sir, Did you do this?"

Vaan:" No, my partner was injured by Fenrir!!! But I can help her don't worry!!!"

( Vaan attemps to cast magic )

Cop:" Sir, what are you doing?"

Vaan:" I'm about to cast Curaga and save her."

Cop:" You have a license for that?

Vaan:" What?"

Cop:" Sir, let me see your license."

Vaan:" You gotta be kiddin! She is about to die!!!"

Cop:" Sir, I'm not going to ask you again."

( Vaan gets mad and hands his license board to the Cop. )

Cop:" Sir, you don't have a license for that magic I'm going to have to ask you to stop what your doing."

Vaan:" What?! No!!!"

( Vaan raises his hands and the Cop draws his weapon )

Cop:" Put your hands behind your back now!!!"

Vaan:" NO YOU IDOIT!!!"

Cop:" That's it!!! Your coming with me!!!"

( The cop restrains Vaan and drags him to jail leaving Panelo lieing on the side of the road)

Panelo:" V-Vaan?"

( Panelo dies )

[Renmiri]

Hihi!

Licences are funny.

[Timerk]

VG Cats did this joke better.

[VengefulRonin]

VG Cats did this joke better.

True, but this is still funny...and i can totally see it happening xD Although i'm more inclined to think they'd stop you if they saw you wearing some uber cool hat or boots. Silly licence board. :rolleyes2

[Bunny]

I'm too poor to afford Curaga.

I'm all about the Cure, baby.

[Dell]

There's no cop in Ivalice, it was supposed to be Imperial.

[Crossblades]

VG Cats did this joke better.

Link me plz. I want to see this:)

[Timerk]

http://www.vg*cats.com/comics/?strip_id=215

Get rid of the *, though.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Well, if ya'll have a better one, by all means, so me what you got