View Full Version : How do you picture YOUR Jesus?
Goldenboko
12-27-2006, 05:37 PM
Ok so yesterday I saw Taladaga Nights (very, very funny movie) and one of the best parts of the movie was when they started talking about how they pictured Jesus.
I like to picture Jesus in a T-Shirt Tux because it says "hey I'm formal, but I like to party". I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
So how do you picture your Jesus?
If you can't think of one for yourself you can think of one for a different member, here's one for Leeza and Cid.
Leeza's...
I like to picture my Jesus as Josef Stalin, since I'm a ruthless dictator I like to picture my Jesus as a ruthless dictator...
Cid
I like to picture my Jesus invisable, so people would see him just as much as they see me at this forum.
Mine would be...
I picture my Jesus as a Chocobo, since I'm a Chocobo I like to picture my Jesus as a Chocobo.
P.S.- As you may have guessed this is not serious and says nothing about your religious standpoint, the funnier the better.
I picture him with a PSP in hand.
I picture him a-lol'in.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_lol_1.jpg
Dr Aum
12-27-2006, 05:43 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3338/goblinjesus2vm4.jpg
Pure Strife
12-27-2006, 05:47 PM
Walking through the valley of the shadow of death with a big stick and a bad attitude.
Vivisteiner
12-27-2006, 05:50 PM
I picture him eating a curry. Why?
Because Jesus is Indian!
Khaotic
12-27-2006, 05:51 PM
Mohawk, baggy jeans, no shirt, chinese, playing DDR.
Chloe.
12-27-2006, 05:52 PM
I picture him as Santa. :bigsmile:
Moon Rabbits
12-27-2006, 05:59 PM
I picture Jesus as the Velvet Acid Christ. (http://www.velvetacidchrist.com/blueprint.htm)
Odaisé Gaelach
12-27-2006, 06:06 PM
http://bandwagon.kitt.net/uploaded_images/life-of-brian-721367.jpg
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Sephex
12-27-2006, 06:07 PM
http://www.geocities.com/sephex123/jesus.txt
Goldenboko
12-27-2006, 06:11 PM
http://www.geocities.com/sephex123/jesus.txt
0.o Thats one scary Jesus.
Tavrobel
12-27-2006, 06:34 PM
You spelled his name wrong. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8937)
Owen Macwere
12-27-2006, 06:34 PM
Cookie's rain?. :confused:
LunarWeaver
12-27-2006, 06:36 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/FFX-TidusandHisBalls.jpg
Dr Aum
12-27-2006, 06:49 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/FFX-TidusandHisBalls.jpg
Where can I sign up to be a Christian?
Bunny
12-27-2006, 07:47 PM
I picture him a-lol'in.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_lol_1.jpg
http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg
escobert
12-27-2006, 08:30 PM
I don't know if I have a Jesus to picture.
Mitch
12-27-2006, 09:45 PM
Jesus would be level 71.
XxSephirothxX
12-27-2006, 09:47 PM
Matt Stone and Trey Parker created the perfect images of both Jesus and God. Only Buddy Christ comes close.
Shlup
12-27-2006, 10:03 PM
http://www.tibac.com/SouthPark/images/Jesus.gif
NeoCracker
12-27-2006, 10:06 PM
Why hasn't anyone posted the Buddy Jesus yet?
Edit: Never mind, Azar got it. Even The Buddy Jesus is superior to south parks Jesus.
Anyway, my Jesus would have to be sexy. She would have to kick ass, have a Sword and be a Cat Girl. Since the real Jesus is obviously nothing like this, I have substituted your reality with my own to create a more personal Jesus that fits my Jesus'y needs.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f230/sobeahero/8664.jpg
vorpal blade
12-27-2006, 10:46 PM
Jesus is a fish. Why else would people display "Jesus fishes" on their cars?
Odaisé Gaelach
12-27-2006, 11:09 PM
Oh, this too:
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/680/vlcsnap189391ws1.jpg
Vincent, Thunder God
12-27-2006, 11:16 PM
I started a character in Knights of the Old Republic 2, and when I made my character I realized that the blondish-brown-haired, bearded Jedi Guardian I had designed looked just like Jesus. I named him Jesus, and since I've been playing whenever the quest descriptions or the aliens name him I start laughing. I don't have an easy way to take a picture of him given that the game is on my Xbox, but nevertheless...
Other people have done this as well (proof is below). It's quite a stiking resemblance.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/jacksafety/kotor_1.jpg
Anyway, if I had a better picture I would post it, but I don't have one. (If you really want to see him from the front, start up a KOTOR 2 profile and you should have no problems finding him). That's how I've envisioned Jesus lately.
Rosenti
12-28-2006, 12:10 AM
I picture him a-lol'in.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_lol_1.jpg
http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg
OMG!! i cant stop laughin
http://www.bjorn-comic.com/dandv/extras/zombie_jesus.jpg
Bahamut SIN
12-28-2006, 12:38 AM
I picture Jesus black with a golden cup turning water into wine and pourin' it up.
Araciel
12-28-2006, 12:43 AM
Jesus would be level 71.
EPIC LEVEL JEASOUS!
i picture the buddy christ from dogma
too lazy to link a picture
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
12-28-2006, 12:49 AM
Jesus? You mean the fat Mexican kid from my school? He dropped out last year. Haven't seen him since.
Kamiko
12-28-2006, 03:02 AM
The minute I saw this thread I was like "Talladega Nights", cos I watched it last night too (for the first time!).
When I picture Jesus, I picture the gay husband of a lesbian who spends all her nights away from home, leaving him with only Guys Gone Wild: Hunk Hotel for company.
I imagine my Jesus putting on his purple leather thong and storming to the closest lesbian strip bar and causing them to all have sex changes and ravage his body.
That is my Jesus.
Spammerman
12-28-2006, 03:39 AM
Leeza is my Jesus and Cid is my god.
Hambone
12-28-2006, 06:08 AM
Like the one on family guy.
http://scrap.me.uk/misc/family-jesus-guy.jpg
http://membres.lycos.fr/christophepons/_borders/chuck_norris.jpg
Polaris
12-28-2006, 10:04 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7381
I didn't know Jesus liked Sephiroth! :confused:
Quindiana Jones
12-28-2006, 10:21 PM
Jesus? Like, my own....personal....Jesus?
http://www.schliefkevision.com/images/jesus.JPG
Also acceptable.
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