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Jowy
12-29-2006, 05:34 PM
Factoring that it's on the highest speed setting, what do you think would realistically cause the most chaos to the surrounding enviornment if it were thrown upwards in the direction of the fan.

I say a tennis ball or two.

mooglebunni608
12-29-2006, 06:07 PM
Styrofoam chunks. They get chopped into little bits that stick EVERYWHERE, in your hair, on your fingers, to your pants... Fun <3

Tavrobel
12-29-2006, 06:08 PM
A barrage of sharpened pencils. I don't want to have to live through that again.

Levian
12-29-2006, 06:11 PM
If the surrounding environment is people, then a bird would probably do the trick. People generally don't like blood and intestines all over themselves. The feathers give an additional effect too, I guess.

Rye
12-29-2006, 06:14 PM
A water balloon filled with red paint.

Dr Aum
12-29-2006, 06:18 PM
A sackful of urchins.

Old Manus
12-29-2006, 06:28 PM
Landmines

Iceglow
12-29-2006, 06:30 PM
the cat

Chloe.
12-29-2006, 06:41 PM
the cat

The dog. :bigsmile:

Kamiko
12-29-2006, 06:59 PM
I'm thinking about 10 ping pong balls.

Faris
12-29-2006, 07:06 PM
Eggs. Cold, hard, shelled eggs.

Maybe a pumpkin or two as well.

Vermachtnis
12-29-2006, 07:10 PM
I once threw mashed patatoes into the ceiling fan. It was awesome!

rubah
12-29-2006, 07:40 PM
this makes me think of a skit i thought up for mad tv back whenI was like ten. Some guy is sitting in his room complaining about how he'll never get accepted to college, and his friend comes running in with a letter and he opens it and he gets accepted to like some community college, and he's so excited, and he yells "YES!" and throws his fist up in the air jumping and the fan slices it off. And then the school would have some requirement that all students need both hands to pursue a course of study or something.

Madame Adequate
12-29-2006, 07:40 PM
Rotten eggs.

Psychotic
12-29-2006, 07:57 PM
The severed and verruca covered feet of someone who is HIV positive.

Breine
12-29-2006, 08:01 PM
A whole lot of rotten fruit and/or vegetables.

Madame Adequate
12-29-2006, 08:24 PM
A rotton, fetid zombie limb.

Worldwide, apocalyptic hilarity ensues!

Peter_20
12-29-2006, 08:37 PM
A cow.

Little Blue
12-29-2006, 08:43 PM
If the surrounding environment is people, then a bird would probably do the trick. People generally don't like blood and intestines all over themselves. The feathers give an additional effect too, I guess.

Throw in bird flu and chaos can spread worldwide :bigsmile:

Drex
12-29-2006, 08:50 PM
Large spiders and snakes. Those that didn't get chopped into their component parts and splattered all over the people in the room would wreak their own havoc, and many people don't even like to touch dead spiders anyway.

Or rotten salmon (not gutted) for a different effect.

Moon Rabbits
12-29-2006, 09:03 PM
Babies.

Araciel
12-29-2006, 10:32 PM
bag o' pudding

Hambone
12-29-2006, 10:38 PM
dog poo.

escobert
12-29-2006, 11:53 PM
a brick.

sephirothishere
12-30-2006, 12:08 AM
um...a jar of spaghetti sauce....

Deborah
12-30-2006, 12:17 AM
Thumbtacks...

Hambone
12-30-2006, 12:20 AM
Thumbtacks...

oww.:(

blackmage_nuke
12-30-2006, 12:21 AM
A Table Fan

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Jessweeee♪
12-30-2006, 02:07 AM
Needles with the blood of patients with HIV.

BardTard
12-30-2006, 03:13 AM
I once threw mashed patatoes into the ceiling fan. It was awesome!

SWEEEEEEEEET!!!

I'll say applesauce though (I know, lame) cus that's really messy and hard to clean up...

Roto13
12-30-2006, 04:13 AM
Lunar.

Shlup
12-30-2006, 04:14 AM
Little round things on fire.

Drex
12-30-2006, 06:11 AM
I've changed my mind. Flaming kerosene-soaked pickles would be better.

tidus_rox
12-30-2006, 06:54 AM
RRRR... VAYNE SOLIDOR!!!!!!!!


Go ffx! *whewt*

escobert
12-30-2006, 08:13 AM
I'd have the most fun throwing boxes of FFX though ^_^

Yuffie514
12-30-2006, 08:49 AM
some sharp stuff sure won't be missing any targets...

VengefulRonin
12-30-2006, 09:19 AM
Coins. Particularly quarters or silver dollars. You can say buh bye to anything glass and hello to dents and/or holes in the walls galore.

Or if the room is filled with cats, throw a few bags of catnip into the fan. Then you can say buh bye to useable furniture.

KentaRawr!
12-30-2006, 01:39 PM
A few bouncy balls. n_n

aquatius
12-30-2006, 04:12 PM
A water balloon of undiluted, hydrochloric acid.

Spammerman
12-30-2006, 04:13 PM
Old People

~*~Celes~*~
12-30-2006, 07:03 PM
My little brothers :bigsmile:

Chloe.
12-30-2006, 07:05 PM
My little brothers :bigsmile:

Ooooh I like this idea. :bigsmile:

Iceglow
12-30-2006, 07:12 PM
A Million Chav's and do the world a favour :)