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01-02-2007, 06:12 PM
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by HUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!"

"Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."

"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

"WHAT IS A MAN? *throws goblet* A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

Post your favorite pre-boss battle speech. The only thing that comes close to that in terms of sheer awesomeness is the Psycho Mantis battle.

01-02-2007, 06:14 PM
It's a toss up between "I shall knock you all down" and whatever funny thing Goldor said in Final Fantasy 3 that I can't remember at the time. Of course, those are my choices due to the not so awesome voice overs in SOTN, and the fact that I had seen the Psycho Mantis pre-speech many times before actually playing MGS, which were the only pre-speeches I could remember at the time I wrote this.

Dr Aum
01-02-2007, 06:35 PM
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

or, of course,

"You all sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"

01-02-2007, 08:39 PM
Wild Arms 4, just before the Fight with Belail

Belial: "Welcome to the farthest reaches of my world. Here, you
shall meet your end."

Jude: "I don't think so! I'm gonna protect everyone... That's the
purpose of having this power."

Belial: "...Protect? How amusing... Tell me, then, what I should do?
Since I was unable to protect my dear Scythe?"

Jude: "Huh?!"

Belial: "You, who protect those you care about, and I, who failed
to do so... Show me the difference between your fight and

[The battle with Belial starts.]

Jude: "No...our fight...and your fight...They AREN'T the same..."

Belial: "How amusing...Pray tell me then, how do they differ? There
is no difference when you take up arms

I Took the Red Pill
01-02-2007, 09:02 PM
Seymour's speech on Gagazet was epic.

01-02-2007, 09:13 PM
The exchange between Reid and Shizel at the end of Tales of Destiny II was kind of touching.

01-02-2007, 09:51 PM
"Dr. Freeman. You really shouldn't be out there. At the moment of synapse, as I teleport, this chamber will be bathed in deadly particles that have yet to be named by human science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to do the work myself, I'll name one after you. That way you won't be completely forgotten."

01-02-2007, 09:56 PM
Seymour's speech on Gagazet was epic.

Tidus: I knew you were bad the moment I saw you

Seymour (trying to kill Tidus): Oh ? My sincerest apologies!


Seymour is soo deadpan of a vilain!

Cruise Control
01-02-2007, 10:02 PM
Gagazet, Yunalesca.
Psycho Mantis.
Jenova Life. (Made better by Aeris's Ownage)

01-02-2007, 10:58 PM
ya...MANTIS before and after....after especially....the speach after wolfe... and um....jenova life was pretty sweet....

tales of phantasia speeches and stuff...

um...ya...all those old school games had some wicked speeches....

( be prepared to see soem almost direct copies of said speeches in ma game... )

hahaha....i like to steal stuff...

01-03-2007, 12:09 AM
The exchange between Reid and Shizel at the end of Tales of Destiny II was kind of touching.


Black Mage
01-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Lezard Valeth: Welcome Valkyrie, my beloved. How long I have waited for this moment. My heart now throbs with the same exaltation as when I first laid eyes on you many months ago. Valkyrie, my lady love. I have been thinking on this since I first beheld you. Gods that exist on the same plane as the restless souls of dead humans. What manner of being are they? I have concluded that gods are very much like souls, and so I have created this vessel. I have, shall we say, reverse engineered an elf, the vessel of the gods, to fashion this homunculus. There are no other souls worthy of such an exquisite construct. Fair Valkyrie, I have crafted it for you.

Valkyrie: For the sole purpose of luring me here, you slaughtered the couple on the roof?

Lezard: That's right.

Valkyrie: And you sacrificed countless lives, both elf and human, in order to create a vessel for a single being?

Lezard: Why yes, actually. It is not the goddess within you that I lust for Valkyrie. I wish to make of you a human. It is for that that my heart burns.

Valkyrie: You are insane. How can such trivial thoughts consume you so? Humans who seek to cross beyond their designated boundaries invite more than death-- they invite total annihilation!

01-03-2007, 02:34 AM
^Nice one, BM! Lezard is awesome.

I'm quite fond of:

"Life...dreams...hope...where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things...I must destroy!"

I think that's it.

And the self-help booklet thing, etc.

I'm pretty good for any pre-final boss battle speeches though.

Oh! And I like before the fight with Lucifer in SO3 alot too. :p

01-03-2007, 03:36 AM
Auron, just before you fight Yunalesca...

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

01-03-2007, 06:00 AM
Some nice quotes here.

Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness: "I've come to see the doorway to this world. This world has been connected, tied to the darkness. Soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing... Take a look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so this boy, sought out to escape from his prison. He sought out a way to cross over into other worlds, and opened his heart to darkness."

Sora: "Riku!"

Ansem: "Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness. And all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it. It grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is the heart's true essence."

Sora: "That's not true! The heart may be weak, and, sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned, that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!"

Ansem: "So you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade: Every heart return to darkness!"

Wolf Kanno
01-03-2007, 07:28 AM
Big Boss:... The one who loses this battle will be set free while the winner must coninue to fight on the battlefield and live as a soldier...

Grahf "Doth thou seeketh the power? My right hand is the diven seed. O mother of destruction grant power to this fallen seed"

Emperor Barbarossa: This garden is all that is left of my empire...

01-03-2007, 08:06 AM
This ones rather long. It doesn't have the actions that take place, so if you haven't seen the end of Xenosaga 2 up to before the final fight, it won't make much sense.

Albedo: I'm glad you came, Rubedo.

Albedo: What's the matter? It's unusual to see you alone like this.

Albedo: Aren't your little friends with you?

Jr.: I can handle settling things with you by myself.

Albedo: There's no use pretending.

Albedo: You're scared...

Albedo: Scared you'll abandon them, just like you did before.

Albedo: You might even end up letting them all die.

Albedo: That's just like you, you coward.

Albedo: Come.

Albedo: Come to me.

Albedo: That is, assuming your heart can hold up that long.


Albedo: I'm making graves for Rubedo and Nigredo.

Albedo: It's just for pretend, though.

Albedo: I'm practicing so that when they die, I won't cry.

Albedo: If I link with U-DO again, I wonder if he'll kill me...

Albedo: I hope he will.

Albedo: He is our leader, after all.

Jr.: I...

Jr.: I wouldn't do anything like that!

Albedo: Of course you would!

Albedo: That's how you're built.

Albedo: Because we're the anti-existence of U-DO.

Albedo: Do you know what the link is like?

Albedo: It's as sweet and seductive as a deal with the devil.


Albedo: I don't like you!

Albedo: You're bothering Rubedo, the way you try and flirt with him.

Albedo: Say something, you mannequin!

Jr.: What are you doing? Stop it!

Albedo: I hate you.

Albedo: I hate you!

Jr.: I said, stop it!

Albedo: What?

Albedo: Why are you stopping me?

Albedo: You are so annoying.

Albedo: It's not like you have any real power.

Albedo: The only thing you can do is butter people up.

Albedo: I hated this girl.

Albedo: She was always flirting with you.

Albedo: I'm glad she's dead.

Albedo: I am.

Albedo: Now, there's nobody around trying to seduce you.

Jr.: That's enough!

Jr.: Let go of Sakura!

Jr.: MOMO?

Albedo: No, that's right, there's still that imitation.

Albedo: You're such a pitiful man, Rubedo.

Albedo: To think, you have to satisfy yourself with this toy!

Jr.: Albedo, you son of a --

Albedo: Is this rag doll important to you?

Albedo: It's too late.

Albedo: She's already been damaged.

Albedo: By my own hand!

Jr.: Stop!

Jr.: Don't say any more!

Albedo: I enjoyed every minute of it, too.

Albedo: You should give it a try yourself, Rubedo.

Albedo: I'm sure if it were you, she'd be happy to --

Jr.: I told you to shut up!

Albedo: Let's hurry up and finish this.

Albedo: When I kill you, I'll have everything.

Albedo: It's so disgusting...

Albedo: I'm sick of you clinging to me like this!


Jr.: What is this?

Mirror Jr.: Yo, Rubedo!

Mirror Jr.: Are you ready to fight now?

Jr.: What?

Mirror Jr.: You should just smash him.

Mirror Jr.: It shouldn't be a problem for you.

Jr.: Stop it!

Mirror Jr.: How long you gonna keep holding back?

Mirror Jr.: Kill him already! Come on!

Jr.: Stop it!

Mirror Jr.: He was always getting in the way.

Mirror Jr.: You don't need a loser like him around.

Jr.: Stop it!

Albedo: Hurry up and kill me!

Jr.: Stop!

Jr.: Dammit! Not now!

Jr.: Red Dragon mode...

Jr.: The anti-U-DO shift!

Jr.: No...

Jr.: No!

Sakura: Rubedo...

Sakura: Don't be afraid.

Sakura: I...I believe in you, Rubedo.

Jr.: I am...me.

Jr.: I won't...give in to it.


Albedo: Glad you could make it, Rubedo.

Albedo: Take a look at me.

Albedo: I've finally acquired what I was missing before.

Albedo: I may have lost my body, but I feel so much better.

Jr.: Stop the space-time anomaly, Albedo.

Jr.: There's still time if you do it.

Albedo: I'm to repent, am I?

Albedo: I think not.

Albedo: As my duty as an immortal, I've prepared a brand new world view
for mankind.

Albedo: When I temporarily linked with U-DO, I climbed the ladder of
evolution and saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have
struggled to construct.

Albedo: It's not even a tower, really.

Albedo: It's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and
pitiful tools!

Albedo: But a nice guy would tell them the truth, would he not?

Albedo: Hello! You've got it all wrong!

Jr.: What are you gonna do with this region of space?

Albedo: Who knows?

Albedo: Perhaps I'll cause a shift and shove this whole dimension into a
high-order domain.

Albedo: Don't be afraid.

Albedo: We low-dimension creatures will move en masse to a higher plane!

Albedo: It'll be glorious!

Albedo: The true eternal chain!

Albedo: The fulfillment of that which we lacked!

Albedo: The evolution of mankind and the evolution of the very world
itself that watches over us!

Albedo: Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me!

Albedo: That is, assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the
other side.

Jr.: Stop!

Jr.: If you don't stop, I'll have to stop you!

Albedo: Come, my positron.

Albedo: You are an anti-U-DO weapon.

Albedo: My heart tingles with anticipation.

Albedo: A weapon need not feel shame for desiring combat.

Albedo: For all we know, humans themselves may be weapons created by the

Jr.: You're right.

Jr.: I am a weapon.

Jr.: Every cell in my body is aching for a fight.

Jr.: They long to collide with their anti-existence.

Jr.: I've probably wanted to fight from the moment we were born.

Albedo: We think alike, Rubedo.

Albedo: I feel exactly the same way.

Albedo: Right now, I'd like to rip you to shreds!

Jr.: Bring it on!

Jr.: I'm gonna rip you right outta here and drag you back to the

01-03-2007, 04:48 PM
how the fuck do you lot remember this crap?

01-03-2007, 06:26 PM
The dialogue before the fight with Smithy in Super Mario RPG. Geno, and Bowser's comments are awesome along with Smithy's "Gufaw haw haw!"

01-03-2007, 07:07 PM
how the smurf do you lot remember this crap?
He remembered the website he got it from.

01-03-2007, 07:48 PM
Albedo: I'm glad you came, Rubedo.

Albedo: What's the matter? It's unusual to see you alone like this.

Albedo: Aren't your little friends with you?

Jr.: I can handle settling things with you by myself.


YES. <3

01-03-2007, 11:27 PM
how the smurf do you lot remember this crap?
He remembered the website he got it from.

Actually I don't remember the website. I just randomly searched, copy and pasted, went on to other things.