Halle Berry is expecting.

[Kenji Longaway]

Halle Berry is pregnant, my sources say.
Gabriel Aubry is the supposed father.
Good for them, I like sex too.

Check out this URL link:
http://www.dlisted.com/2007/01/03/is-halle-berry-knocked-up/

[Rye]

Thanks, Borat!

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Your sources? What ARE your sources?

[ljkkjlcm9]

I think you like making rumors... such as Jessica Simpson's IQ is over 180

THE JACKEL

[Ryth]

No, I pregged her. I say so, I was there, PRIMARY SOURCES DON'T LIE.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

1. This goes in the Lounge.

2. Please start citing sources when you make threads like this. If you don't, I'm just going to start closing them.

[oddler]

I think you work for a tabloid. :p

[Anaisa]

My sources tell me that you're pregnant, Kenji.

[LunarWeaver]

My sources informed me that Halle Barry is Jessica Simpson in disguise and she will be starring in a Bionic Woman movie where she gets pregnant and gives birth to the genius Bionic Baby.

[NeoCracker]

Halle berry is ugly. I have no clue how people find her hot, at all. And who cares if she's pregnant? Thats like carring your neibhor, who you only know by watching her sunbathe naked through your binoculars, is pregnant. Would you care? Yes, because watching her sunbathe is no longer sexy. Unless your into that Kind of thing.

[Araciel]

My sources informed me that Halle Barry is Jessica Simpson in disguise and she will be starring in a Bionic Woman movie where she gets pregnant and gives birth to the genius Bionic Baby.

that would explain her inablity to act

[Bunny]

I won't believe any source that uses the term "knocked up" as slang for pregnant right in the url.

[Quindiana Jones]

I won't believe any source that is posted by Keith. Or Chris. I dunno....They're so similar.

It's a fact nonetheless. On my recent abduction by aliens they informed me (due to my many abductions, I managed to teach myself their language) that they had probed her and she was in fact pregnant. And will also be playing the next Bond.


EDIT: Hottest kids ever. Well, maybe. Sometimes two hotties do not make a hot. I mean look at Heidi Klum and Seal. Fug babies everywhere. Anywhere, I hope Halle has finally found happiness. Homegirl deserves it after trying to kill herself and dogs by suffocating her ass in a Volvo.

Translation: Hi, I'm annoying.

[Moon Rabbits]

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, stop the presses, someone's pregnant!

[JKTrix]

Some people really do care about this kind of stuff. Mostly the younger chicks who live off of the gossip in People/Teen People magazine and junk.

Not too much of them on a Final Fantasy site, y'think? I think Kenji is in the wrong place.

[Quindiana Jones]

OMG STEREOTYPING!

:bigsmile:

[Polaris]

She's pregant since November now that I saw... oh well who care? :rolleyes2

[Quindiana Jones]

Halle Berry probably does. ;)

[Kenji Longaway]

The link works now.

[Meat Puppet]

This is brilliant news.

[Shlup]

And the child will be 1/4th black, be win some award, and go down in history as the first black person to win that award.

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[Nominus Experse]

I hope it rolls out of Halle, ugly as fucking melted cheese and stinking like it too - forever.

And you know what? Who fucking cares? Really? Thousands upon thousands are also expecting, but it's fucking news when someone with money and fame gets a bloated physique.

Maybe Halle will weigh as much as Jessica Simpson's IQ...

[Mirage]

Melted cheese doesn't smell bad :(

Also, her boyfriend is kinda good-looking.

[krissy]

you guys are jackasses

expecting mothers can't be ugly. they GLOW.

(not mako)

[Nominus Experse]

Melted cheese doesn't smell bad :(

Some most definitely do.


you guys are jackasses

expecting mothers can't be ugly. they GLOW.

(not mako)
With pickles, they glow
The ice cream and sweets
The twisted, torn sheets
The hairdryer they throw

A future mother
Will surely glow


At any rate, the source is highly questionable, and if even it were to be true, I don't see why anyone ought to give this any more attention than some other person's baby.

Maybe if the kid had three arms it might be worthwhile, but no...

[fire_of_avalon]

I won't believe any source that uses the term "knocked up" as slang for pregnant right in the url.
Why not? xD


And the child will be 1/4th black, be win some award, and go down in history as the first black person to win that award.

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