Kenji Longaway
01-04-2007, 04:48 AM
I have been contradicted for stating the obvious; That Jessica Simpson is the sweetest, most lovely adorable thing in this universe ever. And that her IQ could rival that of Albert Einstein's.
I'm surprised she has figured out a solution to global warming.
She probably has, and will release it in one of her new albums.
Anyway, if I am wrong about her IQ, then why does this site exist?:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailyn...04/07 07b.html
??
Or how about this one:
http://archive.net/psychology/IQs.html
???
And how about this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.73195
??????
( type that into your address bar yourselves, you lazy derelicts, I will be damned if I am going to give you that link after the way you all talked to me. No hard feelings, though. )
Now, I could gloat in this but I won't. It was a simple mistake that anyone envious of Jessica could have made.
By the way, the first show to announce that Jessica had a high IQ was extra.
" Let it be proclaimed, that I, even I, the Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, declare Jessica to be my most beautiful and clever creation."
-That wasn't in the bible, but it should have been. Its in the Gospel according to Kenji, however.
LLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVE JESSICA. WITH ALL MY HEART.
AND NO ONE COULD SAY ANYTHING TO MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.
I'm surprised she has figured out a solution to global warming.
She probably has, and will release it in one of her new albums.
Anyway, if I am wrong about her IQ, then why does this site exist?:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailyn...04/07 07b.html
??
Or how about this one:
http://archive.net/psychology/IQs.html
???
And how about this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.73195
??????
( type that into your address bar yourselves, you lazy derelicts, I will be damned if I am going to give you that link after the way you all talked to me. No hard feelings, though. )
Now, I could gloat in this but I won't. It was a simple mistake that anyone envious of Jessica could have made.
By the way, the first show to announce that Jessica had a high IQ was extra.
" Let it be proclaimed, that I, even I, the Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, declare Jessica to be my most beautiful and clever creation."
-That wasn't in the bible, but it should have been. Its in the Gospel according to Kenji, however.
LLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVE JESSICA. WITH ALL MY HEART.
AND NO ONE COULD SAY ANYTHING TO MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.