JESUS CHRIST WALKS INTO A HOTEL...

[Kenji Longaway]

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the inkeeper three nails, and asks"Could you put me up for the night?"

This is a joke I heard a while ago.
I kind of chuckled, and then felt guilty afterwards.
I told my girlfriend this joke and she scorned me. You know that must have been pretty bad; because she is Jewish.
Is this an inappropriate joke?

[blim]

I think it's funny. Old, but funny. Appropriate? Who cares.

[Kanshisha]

for some people its funny...im Christian but this isn't funny even if i weren't a Christian its not even funny...

[Avarice-ness]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(

[Old Manus]

Jesus deliberately gave the innkeeper nails because Jesus is a funny guy (LOL).

[Kanshisha]

Yes hes a funny guy but he probably dislikes us criticizing him....

[Rocket Edge]

Knock it off.

[Little Blue]

That joke made me chuckle too, only I don't feel guilty about it. Does that make me a bad person? I doubt it. Truth be told though, tis the first time I've heard it as well.

Also, your girlfriend being jewish doesn't make her any more sensitive to bad jokes, just don't praise her cooking of pieces of halibut by saying they're good enough for jehova. :p

[Polaris]

OMG! :rolleyes2 just coz the joke is about Jesus that doesn't stop Christians to find it good! I specially like nuns jokes! heheh :laughing: sorry! :(

[Bunny]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(

Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.

[CimminyCricket]

lmao, I didn't see that coming...I haven't ever heard that joke before...its clever...inappropriate but clever.

[Kanshisha]

im not offended im saying the joke sounds crp...no offense anyway..

[Roto13]

I smirked. I probably wouldn't tell it to any old people.

[Avarice-ness]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(

Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.

I guess I'll have to try too, but the only other 'jokes' that come to mind that don't make sense via logic are c-huck no-rris jokes.

Please don't make Jesus the new C-huck No-rris. :cry:

[Moon Rabbits]

Yes hes a funny guy but he probably dislikes us criticizing him....

Jesus dislikes alot of things.

[Cruise Control]

*cue lol jesus images*

[Jowy]

Raptor Jesus is funnier than LOL Jesus.

[Bunny]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(

Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.

I guess I'll have to try too, but the only other 'jokes' that come to mind that don't make sense via logic are c-huck no-rris jokes.

Please don't make Jesus the new C-huck No-rris. :cry:

Silly Avarice-ness, C-huck No-rris is Jesus already! Since the beginning of the time!

[Vikeve]

I don't see how thats offensive I was going to post another joke like that but then I relised if some people think that joke is racist than I shouldn't post mine.

By the way your spelling it wrong its G-sus don't disrespect ya'll!

[Psychotic]

I didn't really find it funny, but not because I think it's inappropriate. It's just...lame.

[Quindiana Jones]

Crucifixion is a rubbish way to kill yourself - you can never get the last nail in.

Anyhoo, I don't think it's inappropriate.

[mooglebunni608]

SOmehow I think Jesus just might giggle at this himself. If Jesus giggles at all. :(

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'm agnostic, but I still don't find it funny. I'm not particularly offended by it, but I don't find the thought of anyone being crucified funny.

[Kanshisha]

. . .why are you guys suddenly making me look like a bad guy?geez...what i ment is that its a crp joke...

[oddler]

Jesus!

That's just the exclamation I use when I read/hear jokes that I've read/heard before.

The inappropriateness of the joke varies with your target.

[Araciel]

i heard this joke on the crow, and while the scene was good, the joke is mediocre at best.

[Anaisa]

If Jesus told me that joke, I'd crucify him myself.

[Avarice-ness]

Crucifixion is a rubbish way to kill yourself - you can never get the last nail in.

Anyhoo, I don't think it's inappropriate.

Now -that- one was funny.

[Spammerman]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?


Because he was hammered.

[Moon Rabbits]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?


Because he was hammered.

<3.

[Avarice-ness]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?


Because he was hammered.

<3.

Double-<3.

[Vikeve]

Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?


Because he was hammered.

<3.

Double-<3.

Are you kidding me!? That joke was so lame and corny! Thats whats makes it such a great joke.:hat:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I simply find it inappropriate.