Finish the Sentence - YOU MAY POST ONLY ONCE IN EVERY TEN POSTS

[Goldenboko]

This is a game where the poster above posts the beginning of a sentence and you finish it in your post, and then leave the beginning of a sentence for the next poster...


Here's the sentence beginning...
I am...

[Levian]

the scatman! beepapaparapo

If only this little daisy...

[Rye]

were a Proud Sunflower. :bigsmile:

When I look up to the sky...

[Iceglow]

I see that this hope you have shot in to the sky has crashed because of me.

The greatest thing on earth is...

[Christmas]

COO COO COOZ~~~

NANNY MANUS had a big round sticky....

[LoveArya]

rare foot fungus.

Then it infected.....

[Goldenboko]

Yo mama!

Goldenboco, is the equivilent of...

[Dr Aum]

...the walrus, coocoocachoo.

The Treaty of Westphalia...

[Dagga]

is something that rocks my world...
If I were a doughnut...

[Iceglow]

I'd be a crispy creme.

Crispy creme's so good you'll swear they have...

[Martyr]

pheromones.

Where's my...

[Laddy]

Puppy?
If I killed a celebrity it would be...

[41-Inches-Wide]

william shatner for the final round!

Botox injections make me feel

[Quindiana Jones]

....like an ass.

I saw a badger once, it told me to....

[~*~Celes~*~]

Eat some purple banana pie.

If I could do one thing that wouldn't have consequences, it'd be to...

[themagicroundabout]

...dance in front of a mirror.

I travelled back in time to fight as a Roman Gladiator but...

[LoveArya]

I went to the wrong place and tima was a male stripper!

so.....

[Rye]

I took out my socks and put them over my ears like a puppy.

Upon my wall was a spider, who...

[~*~Celes~*~]

Tapdanced and sang "1000 Words."

After I listened to his performance...

[themagicroundabout]

...I ate him.

When I am alone, I...

[Chloe.]

...Dance in my underwear infront of a mirror. :bigsmile:

I found a dead fly in my drink, so I....

[Goldenboko]

Drank it.

Reno is my...

[Agrias]

daughter that i birthed while scuba diving in cuba.

all your base...

[KoShiatar]

...Don't make a good English sentence.

Therefore, we decided to...

[Martyr]

trash the place!

We threw...

[CimminyCricket]

feces!
Llama Llama...

[Goldenboko]

funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, here's a llama, there's llama, llama, llama, duck!

I threw up because...

[oddler]

...I accidentally ate your neighbors.

Zombies come from...

[LoveArya]

Peanut Butter men!
Who will take over the world unless...

[CimminyCricket]

the penguins do it first!!

There was an orange peel...

[Goldenboko]

the penguins do it first!!
Hellz yes!

was a mutant bent on world domination.

So the main hero...

[Martyr]

had great material for his new novel.

Who did she...

[Dynast-Kid]

...do to deserve this ?

Beyonce and Charlie Sheen were...

[CimminyCricket]

the things that make life worth living.

Jack and Jill...

[LoveArya]

were sword fighting with lobsters!
When all of a sudden....

[KoShiatar]

...I found out that my neighbors were aliens from Vega and their spaceship was coming!

So I took a stapler and...

[Zeromus_X]

...accidently stapled my thumb. :/

I saw a pair of sunglasses lying on the table, so I...

[CimminyCricket]

gave them to a cool dude/dudette

If I were a Penguin...

[Vikeve]

I would take over the world

If only,...

[LoveArya]

I could fly.

So I grabbed a chunk of ice.....

[Renmiri]

and melted it by casting Firaga.

Now I need to...

[CimminyCricket]

Fill a sock with marbles.

two days ago

[Goldenboko]

I got into a fight
(lol thats actually true)

Do you know the muffin man...

[LoveArya]

is in cahoots with the cookie monster?

That makes me feel.....

[KoShiatar]

...like screaming my lungs out happily.

Now it is time for...

(This thread makes me think it's time for another EOFF madlibs section.)

[Martyr]

, and believe me folks, I've been waiting for this with as much excitement as you have.

Please give a warm welcome to...

[Relena]

Yuna and Tidus.
Jessica Simpson is....

[LoveArya]

a dumb blonde with big boobs and a bad haircut.

Next, Yuna and Tidus will......

[Renmiri]

form a country band

Seymour will...

[Leen-Leen]

be their biggest fanboy .

The sly brown fox ...

[Dr Aum]

...cannot jump--what a tragedy.

Concerning Feudian socialism among the sweetest-smelling of pickled penguins, I...

[Spammerman]

picked a patch of pink purplish puppies to play with penguins



One sexy beast on

[StarlightAngel]

...that chipmunk up there.

You'd never believe...

[The Triumphant Hero]

that he ate it.

I'd like to lick...

[Laddy]

...Morgan Freeman's car.

Kurt Cobain needs to...

[oddler]

...stop rotting in my back yard.

The smell is...

[The Unknown Guru]

...somehow very familiar.

I swear that...

[Evastio]

I saw this thread before.

That cactus flew and hit...

[Spammerman]

me square in teh balls.

Have you ever?

[Mittopotahis]

made half a sentence a whole sentence by putting a question mark in, jsut like link31793 has done?

I'm telling the truth, I didn't...

[LoveArya]

know I could do that!
Last night I......

[Martyr]

slept with a hippopotamus.

Do...

[Spammerman]

you smell that?

Are you a...

[Goldenboko]

llama, or a peguin, or a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

[Martyr]

if it was drunk?

Why would a crunk woodchuck...

[Bunny]

chuck a crunk buck, if the crunk buck was really a duck?

Bunny is terrible at this game because...

[StarlightAngel]

this game requires creativity.

Do you remember...

[LoveArya]

The time I ran into a stop sign?

I was talking to

[Northcrest]

If I was a man wearing a girls bikini.

While I'm asleep...

[Goldenboko]

I'm actually dying in the inside...

We are all...

[Hambone]

little munchkins eating the tall people.

Monkeys will eat my...

[Laddy]

little sister's emo boyfriend.

I think I see RedXIII13...

[Martyr]

humping the chair again.

What time is it...

[Laddy]

..in Wonderland?

I don't hump chairs, the person who does is...

[Goldenboko]

RedXIII :p

What time is it...

[Kanshisha]

um..its time to visit redXIII humping chairs
and i see a visitor doing....

[mooglebunni608]

...something wrong <3

I was wondering if...

[Kanshisha]

redXIII is still humping chairs again
but just if...

[Laddy]

you find out that it is you that is humping chairs.

And for the record, I don't hump chairs, I blew it up and now Morgan Freeman has to say...

[Kanshisha]

Luke i am your father,,,
and i like to eat dog.......

[Laddy]

biscuits, veggie flavor.

My father is...

[Bunny]

dead.

The main ingredient in apple sauce is..

[Kanshisha]

apple and vegemite,
i like to see....

[Relena]

someone humping chairs while making apple sauce.
Most people think

[Lacus Clyne]

that Fllay Allster is demanding.
We are all....

[StarlightAngel]

reluctant to stop mentioning that RedXIII is humping chairs.

It would be great if...

[Kanshisha]

we all agree that it is hard to make apple sauce while humping chairs.
and...

[Badge]

that humping chairs is bad for you
So..

[Mittopotahis]

don't do it :)
And there's nothing I...

[I Don't Need A Name]

can do to stop me humping chairs
I must

[No.78]

ponder upon the meaning of a purple chicken in a large rubber halo.

I do not associate with

[Quindiana Jones]

monsters.

You eat chocolate cake and...

[Raebus]

drown in your own personal sorrow that slowly leads to...

[KoShiatar]

...you wanting to hump chairs.

But your neighbor's wife ruined everything by saying that...

[Chloe.]

...You hump chairs.:bigsmile:

You were walking your dog, but then...

[NeoCracker]

It turned out to be RedXIII13, who was only pretending to be your dog so he could hump your chair.

RedXIII13 likes humping chairs because...

[Firo Volondé]

...humping stop signs is out of fashion.

Humping chairs is bad for your health because...

[Renmiri]

it is forbidden in 49 states including Texas.

But people still do it because....

[Martyr]

everybody wants to be more like REDXIII13.

Why work for a living...

[LoveArya]

if you can be like RedXIII13 and hump chairs,hunt buffalos and steal candy from.....

[NeoCracker]

The previously humped Chairs.

I once sat in a love seat with....

[Chloe.]

My mum.

But then I had to...

[Goldenboko]

Stop making old chair humping jokes.

When suddenly...

[shakka]

I felt a desire to hump a chair but I couldnt because...
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[LoveArya]

GoldenBoco burned all chairs.
So the next thing I did..........

[Dynast-Kid]

...Was hump sofas.

I went to the super market...

[Laddy]

... and made a "No Hump Jokes" Law.

Now that the law is placed, I will now go to more enjoyable things, like...

[Goldenboko]

crap on my lawn and roll in it.

Afterwards I...

[Laddy]

... realize that wasn't me, it was my neighbor.

Now, I take a bike ride, I fall and land on my...

[shakka]

balls.
I try to get up but I cant because...

[LoveArya]

I broke my coxycs!
which is..........

[Lacus Clyne]

located in my stomach.
I still feel a strong desire to....

[Relena]

see someone hump chairs, but since that is against the law, I must settle for....

[NeoCracker]

Sexual relations with goats.

I wish my goat was

[Lacus Clyne]

...Kira Yamato.
I think we....

[shakka]

are all nuts.
I wish president bush...

[Kanshisha]

would cancel the humping chair law so we can see redVIII do his hobbies again like humping chairs, landing on his balls and so on.
and i'd love to see....

[LoveArya]

Christmas make a truce wtih NANNY MANUS!
But that will never happen because.......

[StarlightAngel]

it is impossible.

The worst part of it all is...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.

Now my song is getting thin, Ive run out of luck, time for me to...

[shakka]

kill myself.
But I wont because...

[Levian]

I refuse to die before Lost ends.

My aunt Silvia travels to Cuba each year, and last time...

[Goldenboko]

They brought Sexy toys.

Needless to say I...

[Kanshisha]

saw redVIII humping the presidents chair but not normally he was taking a movie of himself...
but luckily....

[Goldenboko]

I :barf:ed.

This is getting wierd so we should...

[Laddy]

stop claiming that I hump chairs.

Last Wednesday, JoJo Bancum just...

[Aoria Macwere]

... Jumped from his bed in an attempt of sucide. (couldn't make up anything better, sorry. ^^")

You look pretty but something...

[Kanshisha]

tells me that you still humps chairs...But i think its just your face....
anyway i saw something amazing it was....

[Laddy]

actually YOU humping chairs!

You do so stop it! If you don't I will...

[Vivisteiner]

Tell my mommy.

Because my mommy is...

(EDIT: Squall Leonhart's post didnt make sense so I just ignored it.)

[Laddy]

myself, with a spice of honey.

What is your favorite midnoon activity, I bet it is...

[Kanshisha]

watching redVIII humping chairs it is a comedy show....
i find it funny when...

[~Storm Ninja~]

I look like a super cool mog ninja, hiYA!

That, however, is only as cool as...

[Goldenboko]

OOC: Please stop with all of this humping chairs madness it is ruining the thread, it seems to be an assult on RedXIII which is making the thread go downhill, if the madness continues I will have to use the Report button.

your mother.

1+1=...

[Laddy]

34.

Anyway, I want to move to...

[Vivisteiner]

living with a black chocobo assassin.

I know from personal experience, because...

[Laddy]

I'm really John Madden.

My favorite soft drink is..

[~Storm Ninja~]

... cheese because ninjas are cool.

I posted again so early because...

[Vivisteiner]

Im a CONFUSED child.

My life has been getting mucked up ever since...

[Little Blue]

I amputated my right pinky :cry:

I should've amputated...

[shakka]

I had sex
If the world ended now...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...the above poster's sig.
without a pinky, it is much...

(ooc: first poster gets the reply)

[The Unknown Guru]

...harder to drink tea.
I would rather...

[Vivisteiner]

have amputated my you know what.

Because it is...

[Goldenboko]

OOC: Your suppose to finish the sentence of the poster ABOVE yours

[Renmiri]

green with purple polka dots

Thing is that...

[Vivisteiner]

when I got it examined.

The doctor said...

[shakka]

it was too late to do anything.
but I still went to the...

[Vivisteiner]

gym, to exercise it.

Its very strong because

[shakka]

Ive being "feeding" it with steroids and viagra since I was 6.
Im affraid it grows too much because...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...I am a hypochondriac. (spelling?)

I said "lol?"...

[Kanshisha]

i think i have to go to the plastic surgeonts because its hitting me in the eyes now...
and i need to drink some....

[Renmiri]

grape Koolaid at my Heavens gate meeting

Before doing that though...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...I need to end this quote."

I reeally really like lemon morang...

[Kanshisha]

and drinking from the toilet it tastes great...
i should tell....

[Ben]

The world that I eat!

Watching T.V. is...

[LoveArya]

A way to get lazy.
Having your heart beat fast means........

[Kanshisha]

it's beating fast
i should get some food from...

[Leeza]

This shouldn't have to be posted in every one of these type of threads because you guys should know this by now, but I will post it again anyway:

YOU MAY POST ONLY ONCE IN EVERY TEN POSTS!

[CimminyCricket]

The food library.

If I never saw you again...

[Goldenboko]

You'd be incredibly happy.

Does anyone know what time...

[Laddy]

is it in somewhere over the rainbow?

Last Tuesday, my cousin...

[Martyr]

was humping an unidentified object.

Sorry?

I'm not sorry because...

[Laddy]

I work for evil Americans.

Speaking of which...

[Goldenboko]

I work for evil Americans.

Speaking of which...

Your only allowed to post one in ten posts so I'll just reput what should be replied to...


was humping an unidentified object.

Sorry?

I'm not sorry because...

[Firo Volondé]

I love making humping chairs jokes.

If I married Superman, I would...

[mooglebunni608]

Become a Superwoman.

Once I saw this sandwich...

[oddler]

...kneel before me and beg me to eat it.

I said, "Gladly, but only if...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...you feel the wrath of the BOINK!!!"
This is a reference to...

[Rocket Edge]

Yahoo! The word not the website.

If only i had...

[Vivisteiner]

a life.

Because last year...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I died

Will you teach me how to...

[Bunny]

do the Chicken Noodle Soup dance, which is a new dance phenomenon that has taken over the minds of the inner city youth?

I wish I was a merry little...

[Agent Proto]

teapot, so I could pour myself a cup of tea.

Who let the...

[Chloe.]

Bunny. :bigsmile:

But only if I can...

EDIT: Too slow. :( Anyway...

Chickens out. :bigsmile:

My mum did, because...

[Aoria Macwere]

... she is a cute fat mother. :bigsmile:

You should go to the market...

[Martyr]

like this little piggy.

Why did this little piggy...

[CimminyCricket]

Eat its brethren?

Dood,...

[Kanshisha]

I think we should start something funny again...
Hey i think i can smell some dirty...

[~Storm Ninja~]

...sephiroth fangirls.
Final Fantasy is an RPG, the only one that I...

[Giga Guess]

...Have lost weeks, nay years to.

Life is like...

[Goldenboko]

a bag of pretzels.

Does anyone know what time it is in...

[Zora]

time to sit around and do nothing until cooked Chocobo is ready.

A cat is like...

[Laddy]

a wonderful joy of fluffy huggable-ness!

I want to say, I absolutely hate...

[~Storm Ninja~]

[insert running joke here] jokes.

Corn is >...

(off topic: i apologise for the <10 post, but I had to break the eternal silence. Can anyone post now?)

[Agrias]

the fantasmal thing also known as jimmy's object that he cracks!

What if a cow...

[Roto13]

... ate another cow?

I was walking down the street and got shot by....

[NeoCracker]

a popped Pimple.

I like it in the......

[Evastio]

freezer so my popsicles will stay solid.

The wheelbarrow went down the symphony and...

[Comet]

UP MY ASS!

Hold on, who's this guy who is...

[Iceglow]

Looking at me with those lovey dovey eyes.

What tastes worse...

[Leeza]

This <i>really</i> did not need to be brought up again. :cat: