FF Bloopers!

[~Storm Ninja~]

this is pretty much as the title says. Pick a scenario from one of the games, and pretend it's like a film shooting. Create a blooper scene for that moment. Then...

YOU WINZZORZ =D

for example.

Sephiroth Kills Aeris Take 1

*clack*

(aeris is kneeling right before the kill. dramatic music plays, but nothing happens, until...)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

(sephiroth falls from the sky and does a faceplant into the set.)

"CUT! Okay, who snapped the suspension cables!?"

[Laddy]

I will do the kiss scene of FFX.

*Kissing*

*Rikku walks in*

Tidus: Later!

*Drops Yuna, Tidus and Rikku start kissing*

1st Assistant Art Director: Cut.

[~Storm Ninja~]

well this sucks.

I got another one.

KH "ansem" dies scene take 1

Ansem: "Kingdom hearts... fill me... with the chowder of...PFFT HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!

(everyone starts laughing)

cut.

[Bunny]

I will do the kiss scene of FFX.

*Kissing*

*Rikku walks in*

Tidus: Later!

*Drops Yuna, Tidus and Rikku start kissing*

1st Assistant Art Director: Cut.

I always preferred to think of it as a three way. But I suppose your interpretation is decent as well.

Oh wait. I have one.

Final Fantasy VI: Alternate Ending I

KEFKA: Life... Dreams... Hope... Where did they come from? And
where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy!

ALL: No way duder.

KEFKA: YES HUH!

ALL: NO!

KEFKA: YES!

ALL: No.

KEFKA: But...

ALL: NO! This is bad. Stop it!

KEFKA: FINE! *crosses arms and pouts*

ALL: Awww, Keffy~!

Realizing the errors of his ways, Kefka joins the fourteen companions and they all walk into the sunset, holding hands, skipping and whistling majestic tunes. With the help of what has now been named "The Fantastic Fifteen" the World of Ruin begins to Balance itself out and they all lived happily ever after. Until...

ULTROS: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, a tower of my own! Pretty light wheeeeee!

DUN DUN DUN


Warning: This is not a blooper.

[Martyr]

FF1

Garland: Light Warriors? You impratinent
Director: Cut!

Garland: Light Warriors? You impertinin... Crap!

Garland: Light Warriors? You impertinent fools!
(pause)
Who wrote this :skull::skull::skull::skull: anyway?

[NeoCracker]

FF IV
*They just defeated Golbez in the Crystal room*
Cecil: Um, isn't his hand suppose to start moving now?
Rydia: Dude, I think you really killed him.
Cecil: How? This is a fake sword, see. *Stabs the nearby Rosa, who falls over dead. "whoops."

[Griff]

FF1:
Any of the light warriors: Hi
Director: Cut!

FF7:
*during scene under airship at end of D2*
Tifa: I love you Cloud
Cloud: I love you Cid
Director: Cut!

FF9:
*Zidane grabs Garnet's butt*
Zidane: Ooh, smooth
Director: Cut! It's soft, not smooth
Garnet: You can take your hand off now, he said cut.
Zidane: I'm.......... rehearsing.

FFX:
Tidus: Dad?
Jecht: Yeah?
Tidus: I hate you.
*Jecht sighs, walks up to Tidus, and starts beating him*
Jecht: You hate me! YOU HATE ME! WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW YOU LITTLE *bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep* WITH A *bleep* FOR A *bleep**bleep**bleep*
Director: CUT!

[~Storm Ninja~]

Well, they're certainly original.

[boys from the dwarf]

FF1:
Any of the light warriors: Hi
Director: Cut!

FF7:
*during scene under airship at end of D2*
Tifa: I love you Cloud
Cloud: I love you Cid
Director: Cut!

FF9:
*Zidane grabs Garnet's butt*
Zidane: Ooh, smooth
Director: Cut! It's soft, not smooth
Garnet: You can take your hand off now, he said cut.
Zidane: I'm.......... rehearsing.



best ones yet. perticularly the FF1 one.

this thread reminds me of the part on FF4 where if you say "no" to the king of fabul when he asks if you'll protect fabul, it goes something like this.


king of Fabul: will you help us protect the castle,
cecil: no.
FF director: CUUUUT!!!

and everyone walks out of the room and you have to watch the scene again.

[Wolf Kanno]

FFVII

Sephiroth begins his slow turn in the inferno of Nibelheim..

Sephiroth:....

Suddenly Sephiroth's hair catches on fire...

Sephiroth: Holy Bleep!!! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT! MOMMY HELP ME!!!

[~Storm Ninja~]

FFVII: Advent Children

*bike scene*

(Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz begin to catch up)

(Cloud looks left and right and sees them)

Kadaj: Wait up, brother!

Yazoo: Oh this will be FUN! But all this black clashes with my hair...

Loz: I like corn...

(they prepare for some weird formation attack)

Kadaj: PREPARE

Yazoo: FOR

Loz: POWNAGE!!!

(cloud brakes, the trio stops several feet past and gets off.)

Cloud: Your mom.

Kadaj:.......
Loz:.......
Yazoo:.......

(All start crying)

Cameraman: weren't you supposed to yell cut like, 5 minutes ago?
Director: sometimes you just have to watch people screw up to feel better about yourself...

(I don't remember the real dailogue worth a crap, but I did my best to make it relate even remotely to the plot... something i wish i saw more of in threads like this.)

[NeoCracker]

FF VIII - The opening fight scene

*Seifer is standing there, awaiting Squall*
Seifer: Um, guys, wheres squall? Our match is suppose to begin.
*Que squalls body falling from above*
Seifer: WHoly :skull::skull::skull::skull:! WHat the hell happened to squall?!"
*Que Cloud landing and laughing maniacly*
Cloud: You all though he could beat me, didn't you! But I showed you all ! Mwahahaha!
Seifer: It looks like you stabbed him in the back.
*Cloud proceeds to surprise Seifer by stabbing him through the chest*
Cloud: Don't you ever suggest that I came at him from behind.

*Cut to flashback of Cloud Vs. Squall*

*Squall is seeing looking in a mirror*
Squall: "Oh Cruel world, why did you take Rinoa from me!! Maybe that's to dramatic, lets try," *Notices someone cloud in the Mirror* "Oh he cloud, just practicing for the" *Squall is stabbed from behind, "Oh god you stabbed me! The world really does hate me," *Begins crying like a little bitch, and gets stabed a few more times before dying*

*End Flash Back*

Director: Now we need a new squall. What do you propose we do cloud?
Cloud: Call in that Mr. Norris fellow whose first name is Chuck. He's an overrated pussy to.
Director: Brilliant! Call in Raoul Duke.
Caster: Right, I'll get right on Getting Raoul Duke sir.
Director: Who the hell is Raoul Duke. I wanted Raoul Duke.
Caster: Wait, you don't even know who Raoul Duke is, but you still want him?
Director: OF Course I know who Raoul Duke is, and I don't want him! I want Raoul Duke!! Your worthless! Your fired.

*Two days and much confusion later*

Mr. Norris whos first name is Chuck: I'm here for the Part.
Director: Ah good, your finally here Raoul Duke.
*Mr. Norris who's first name is Chuck proceeds to kill director for not saying his name right.*

*Two Day's later Mr. T becomes the new Director*
Mr. T: Raoul Duke, you got the part. Now start Acting.
*Mr. Chuck who's first name is Norris Proceeds to round house kick Mr. T, who then folds his arms and Shakes his head.
Mr. T: I pity the fool who round house kicks me.
*After the pitying took place, Mr. Norris Whose first name is Chuck Shut the hell up and did his job*

[ljkkjlcm9]

Hmm how about in FFVI when Banon asks Terra to join the Returners.. see they don't cut, so it goes something like...

Banon: Will you join us?
Terra: No
Banon: uh.... take your time to think it over

Banon: Will you join us?
Terra: No
Banon: uh.... think it over some more

Banon: Will you join us?
Terra: No
Banon: uh.... what do I do now?
Director: Give her the damn item!
Banon: Uh here, take this glove thingy... Will you join us now?
Terra: SURE!

Oh wait... that was actually in the game... my bad

or how about FFVIII

Alright Squall, in this scene you walk along the really long railroad with Rinoa on your back to try and bring her somewhere to save her got it?

AND ACTION
(Squall walking walking....)
... actual game script...
Squall: (...It's pretty far... Didn't think it would be this far...
What am I doing...? Go to Esthar... Find Ellone... Talk to
Ellone... But there's no guarantee that everything will be
resolved if I talk to Ellone. Even so, I'm... I........sure
have changed.)
*Pause*
No I haven't, I don't care about her (dumps rinoa into the ocean)
Rest of cast: THANK YOU

THE JACKEL

[forgotten_fantasy]

FF10 - tidus meets wakka
wakka - hey! pretty girl! pass us the ball!
tidus demonstrates his sphere shot skill
wakka - wtf are you doing you moron! that was our last ball and you just went and kicked it miles away.
tidus - wait but i have skillz??
wakka - f you

[Laddy]

*FF8 Seifer-Squall fight*

Seifer: DIE SQUALL!
*cuts his face!*
Squall: AGH! You *beep*hole *beep*-ing, son of a *beep*! You cut my face! AH!
Seifer: Sorry... *cries*
Bill, the janitor: Cut.

[~Storm Ninja~]

janitor?

[No.78]

*Yuna sends at Mushroom Rock*

Auron: Sin is Jecht.
Tidus: YOU'RE LYING, YOU'RE LYING!!!
Auron: Didn't you feel him?
Tidus: I guess... Hey, Yuna's getting pretty carried away with that dancing there.
Auron: He i- What? Oh. Umm... Yuna
Yuna: LALALAALALA
*she moves close to Auron*
Auron: GTFO
Tidus: LOL
*Auron is sent*
Tidus: Auron?
Yuna: No, Yuna
Tidus: Where's Auron?
Director: CUT, Wtf Yuna, what did I tell you earlier?!
Yuna: Uhh, be careful when swinging the staff not to hit Lulu in the head?
Director: Oh fuck this...

[Fynn]

KHII - Before final battle with Xemnas:

Xemnas: If light and darkness are eternal, we nothings must be the same!
Riku: True. Light and darkness are eternal. Nothing probably lasts forever, too... But guess what Xemnas...
Sora:... *looking sick*
Riku:... Um... *whispers* Sora, your line!
Sora: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!
Director: Cut!

[~Storm Ninja~]

(pre-final battle cinematic, KHII)

If light and darkness are eternal, then surely us nothings must be the same... Eter- OOF!

(storm ninja [human, not moogle] hurdles thriugh the air, crashes into Xemnas, who bowls over into sora and Riku)

Storm Ninja: How did I get here?

Xemnas: Well thanks for screwing us up...
(Cracks knuckles)
(sora and riku pull out keyblades)

Storm Ninja: Hah! With my mastery of all things wind, you guys are hardly a challenge.

(Xaldin floats down)

Xaldin: So YOU'RE the master of wind HUH?
Storm Ninja: Well uh... you see...
(Sephiroth glides down and the Advent Trio warps next to him.)
Sephiroth: You didn't forget about us?
Loz: Yeah, meanie.
Kadaj: You will pay...
Yazoo: Bitch. [in an extremely gay voice]

(everyone looks at Yazoo)

Yazoo: Well he is...

(Everyone turns to Storm Ninja and pulls out a weapon)

Storm Ninja: (Gulp)

I can insult myself in the third person because I'm cool like that.

the Storm Ninja character belongs to me. Here's a pic:

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5427/stormninjaspriteuk9.png

[Sidderz]

*FIRST Opening Scene of FFX - Group are gathered around fire.*

Tidus: .........this may be our last chance.
BANG
*Tidus falls off of hill* xD

[jammi567]

(At the beginning of the last battle in final fantasy viii)

Ultimecia: I shall die by your hands and give my powers... *reads on in script*.......what the fuck! this is too fucking confusing! i'm leaving!

Director: Ummmmm......okay....
_____________________________________________________________



(final fantasy vii bike scene at the beginning of disk one)

*Cloud smashes out of the window, flips on his bike, smashes his head on the road and dies instantly*

Director: Okay.....

[No.78]

Sabin: Some call me, the bear.
Edgar: lol
Director: cut
Sabin: That was in the script
Director: Fuck
Writer: *giggle*

[KazexLisa]

The First Time you meet Amarant in FIX

Amarant:... some call me the Flaming Retard
Zidane: What the smurf did you just say?

[~Storm Ninja~]

I am beggining to hate the word "smurfing" more than usual. :mad:

[KazexLisa]

ya well I don't want to get in trouble on my first day....

Kaze: (In the middle of summoning) The bubbling and boiling blood Heat Crimson!!

(Accidently lets go...it breaks)

Kaze:............................................................................................... ....................crap

Ai: Nice one Mister