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  1. Christmas's Avatar
    Too many "....." spoils everything!
  2. Ultima Shadow's Avatar

    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

    The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off that he runs all the way down to the ground floor and says: "What the smurf is your problem!? I said I needed a hand saw!"

    The other guy replies: "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
  3. Raistlin's Avatar
    I approve of anti-jokes.
  4. Shlup's Avatar
    I am.

    Every day.
  5. Bunny's Avatar
    You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
  6. Shlup's Avatar
    There is no better use of the blog feature. Best post ever!
  7. Peegee's Avatar
    But I liked the joke!
  8. Loony BoB's Avatar
    Some guy was at my place, checking out some Windows games to see what he'd enjoy. Boy, he was really testing my patience.
  9. Ultima Shadow's Avatar
    And I shall now be the first to comment my awesome blog entry by saying that it is indeed awesome:

    "Damn, man! This blog entry is indeed awesome!" =O