I like frogs

The truth is that I know how to learn Spanish. All I need to do is enter into an intimate relationship with a Cuban. I just haven't gotten around to it yet, and for that, I apologize to everybody who is miserable enough to have to look me in the eye and ask, "habla espanol?"
Anyway, I was going to discuss my adventures in Chile in another thread, but then I remembered that it's better to blog about such things than it is to pollute the forums with irrelevant anecdotes.
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