I like frogs

Although I am more inclined to talk about myself than any other important issues in the world, self-centered little prig that I am, I am sure that you have all been waiting for me to wield the mighty powers of my incredibly useful English degree in order to write highly educational seminars on grammar, punctuation and sentence structure via my blogs!

Congratulations my friends, foes and unassuming passerbys! Today is the day that you have been waiting for!!!!

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