I like frogs

First of all, the name is absolutely terrible. If I tell somebody, "Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and do some squats," the uninformed listener would be like, "wtf?"

Before I knew what a squat was, I always thought of it as an adjective for a particularly unattractive mossy stump or maybe the awkward position we try to pull when we gotta do, uh, number 2 in a port-o-potty.

Now that I know what it is, I still don't like it because it [I]is[/I] an awkward position ...