I like frogs

Here is a loose list of all the jobs I have had. It should indicate the sorts of things I am most proficient at:
Yardman, Machinist/Mechanic, Dockrat, Server, Cold Call Advertising Salesman (not proficient), Server, Writing Editor, Power Generation, Cement Worker (construction?), Farmer, Rancher (cows, pigs, chickens, horses. Not the geese. I hate geese.), Teacher (middle school - Holy Hell! Not proficient.), Professor, Store Manager.

In most casual conversation, this is what ...