Woah! This is interesting. My friends are coming over next week to my birthday party and I believe that this is going to be a very interesting game. All of us watch shows by Andy Yeatman and movies on Netflix. I am sure this is going to be a tough competition.
With special thanks to Dak[22:25] <Jiro> I'm terrible at this game. Borat -> Brat [22:25] <Tig> Haha [22:25] <Tig> A man's adventures looking for the best sausage in Germany [22:26] <Tig> Haha that almost sounded wrong. [22:26] <Jiro> xD it does sound wrong [22:26] <Tig> "Excuse me, how is your sausage?" [22:27] <Jiro> The Amazing Spiderman -> The Amazing Spiderma [22:27] <Jiro> Also The Mazing Spiderman [22:27] <Tig> A man discovers his mother is actually a spider [22:27] <Jiro> Happy Feet -> Happy Fee [22:28] <Tig> A man discovers being bitten by a radioactive spider gave him super abilities, but he continues to just draw mazes in his spare time [22:28] <Jiro> Rain Man -> Ran Man [22:28] <Tig> A politician is way too ecstatic about being in charge of auditing major companies [22:28] <Tig> Ran Man... wtf could that possibly be xD [22:28] <Jiro> 300 -> 30 [22:29] <Jiro> Troy -> Roy [22:29] <Tig> 30 would be the exact same story as 300 except with less people, but it somehow lasts only ten minutes less [22:29] <Jiro> Se7en -> Seen [22:30] <Jiro> Trainspotting -> Rainspotting [22:30] <Tig> Roy would be Fight Club from the perspective of a deaf mute xD [22:30] <Jiro> Also Transpotting [22:30] <Tig> Transpotting xD [22:30] <Tig> Oh man [22:30] <Tig> Transpotting - Sylvie's stalker [22:31] <Jiro> The Road -> The Rod, The Oad, He Road [22:31] <Tig> Seen - a bunch of crazy explosions happen and everyone in the world watchies the videos of them over and over again [22:31] <Tig> He Road - A retarded man names his child Road and tells everyone he knows [22:31] <Tig> The Rod - the life and times of Ron Jeremy [22:32] <Jiro> Jurassic Park -> Jurassic Pak [22:32] <Tig> The Oad - a man with a poor accent and the inability to say the letter L tried to tell people about the threat of the incoming society of Old to no avail and society is destroyed [22:33] <Tig> Jurassic Pak - discovery of the first Game Boy with built-in Rumble Pak from 14 million BCE proves that time travel is possible in the future [22:34] <Jiro> Be Kind, Rewind -> Be Kin, Rewind / Be Kind, Rewin [22:34] <Tig> Be Kin, Rewind - a guy tells his brother to make sure he rewinds his borrowed porn before it back [22:34] <Jiro> Gladiator -> Ladiator [22:34] <Tig> *before giving it back [22:35] <Jiro> Juno -> Uno [22:35] <Tig> Be Kind, Rewin - a man is torn between allowing a handicapped bowling team to take his title or winning again because he is the best [22:35] <Tig> Ladiator - A man thinks of himself as a sex god and has a really dumb nickname, and also always writes his b's and d's backwards [22:36] <Jiro> Brave -> Rave [22:36] <Jiro> Up -> P [22:36] <Tig> Uno - a girl decides to sleep with a kid in high school and after he gets her pregnant they never have sex again [22:37] <Jiro> Killer Joe -> Iller Joe [22:37] <Tig> Rave - a woman has an overdose from ecstasy and wakes up in a fantasy land but is really in a coma [22:37] <Tig> Iller Joe - the rise of a random rap artist named Joe [22:37] <Jiro> 8 Mile -> Mile, 8 Ile [22:38] <Tig> P - we are so poor from our stupid job of selling balloons that we could only afford one letter for the title of our adventure movie [22:38] <Jiro> Total Recall -> Total Reall [22:38] <Tig> Mile - Eminem goes for a short drive [22:39] <Tig> 8 Ile - Eminem gets lost in a very small grocery store [22:39] <Tig> Total Reall -uhhhhhhh [22:39] <Tig> Damn [22:39] <Tig> I need suggestions for Total Reall and Ran Man [22:40] <Jiro> Ran Man - a mentally challenged man sets out on a journey to run around the world [22:41] <Tig> xD [22:41] <Tig> perfect [22:41] <Tig> he is inspired by the scene from Forrest Gump [22:41] <Jiro> Total Reall - a teenage kid pops a couple too many pills and can't figure out what hallucinations are real [22:42] <Tig> awesome [22:42] <Tig> "does that woman really have three boobs? I'm freaking out maaaannnn"
(SPOILER)Petty Woman - a hooker who makes rich men fall in love with her so she can bleed them dry Gone in 6 Seconds - a man with short term memory loss dreams of being a magician... repeatedly Seel Magnolias - an animated movie about the trials and tribulations of female seels who can't understand why shellder evolves more quickly Cloudy with a Chance of Eatballs - it's raining testicles in a field of turkeys Horton Hears a Ho - obvious After Dak - a horror movie based on the terrifying real life story of Jiro going apetit on the forums Revolutionary Rod - the invention of the radio antenna (or a movie about the life of Ron Jeremy) Hoard the Duck - trying to get a shipment of several live animals across the border to be sold on the black market, the shipment of ducks is fed a bad batch of corn, and only one survives From Dusk 'til Daw - a man spends all night looking at cute cat pictures on the internet
(SPOILER)Red Plant - how to properly take care of roses and prevent them from mutating into sentient carnivores RoboCp - a robot programmed to collect all the cp of the world and condense it into a single gigantic fileserver for personal use (however a robot would use cp) Pete Pan - Tinkerbell becomes an advanced wizard and casts a spell that curses all of Neverland to speak in one-syllable words 500 Days of Sumer - the sudden, rapid downfall of Mesopotamian civilization Conn the Barbarian - a barbarian man who is amazingly talented at duping other people out of their possessions Iron Ma - in the world of the Jetsons, scientists invent robots that can procreate, and Rosie is a test subject Fight Lub - a man decides to take action against the common misspelling of words used on social networking sites MAS - an army surgeon in North Korea struggles with learning Spanish Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo - oh dear god IT'S EVERYWHERE
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