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  1. New movie names




    Moral Kombat.
    -Like Mortal Kombat, except people don't get to cheat by turning into dragons and freezing each other and tit.


    A Cockwork Orange
    -Chronicles the life of a citrus abused by a lonely migrant worker

    Forrest Gum
    -Documentary on rubber trees in South America owned by the Wrigley company

    Platon
    -Charlie Sheen finds Plato alive in a vietcong rathole tunnel. ...
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