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  1. Man Flu does not exist.

    by , 09-05-2011 at 10:40 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Nope. I'm actually dying. Maybe.

    Ok, so maybe I'm not [i]dying[/i], but I am pretty sick. Right.

    Well.....maybe it's a mild case of the sniffles.

    It doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth.

    My roomates have been topping my glass up with fresh water, bringing me food, arranging my pillow, singing me to sleep and spraying my room with perfume.

    I think I'm going to be horribly and irreversibly unwell for the rest of ...
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  2. im so sick :-(

    by , 09-03-2011 at 01:57 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    the inside of my toilet bowl looks like peegee's post history :(
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  3. i'm eating prawn crackers

    by , 08-22-2011 at 11:17 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    proawn crackers are kind gross??

    i don't really know what to make of them :):) but i eat them anyway

    what am i eating here/? oil?

    theyre good to scoop up hot liquids with because they crackle :eek:
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  4. I am totally gay for restaurant chefs.

    by , 08-15-2011 at 11:32 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/5x9ip.jpg[/img]
    Oh Heston :love:, If only that perspex circle was in fact heart-shaped, to better show my love for you.

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/txD3n.jpg[/img]
    Oh Thomas :love:, a thousand things I could chalk on that blackboard to better show my love for you.

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/4LArc.jpg[/img]
    Oh Grant :love:, cup that hand. Hold me with it, gently.


    Also I got this book to help me brush up on ...
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  5. Blog this post

    by , 08-15-2011 at 11:13 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    [QUOTE=blackmage_nuke;3012693]Just wondering does anyone actually use the blog this post button?[/QUOTE]

    No.
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  6. [P] can u buy smurfs online

    by , 08-06-2011 at 09:55 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    i would like smurfs for comp'ny and labour


    can u buy smurfs online??



    i would like smurfs for friendship and favour


    can you buy smurf online?



    work in progress that's it so far
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  7. Im pretty hungover

    by , 07-30-2011 at 09:53 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    But it's nothing a good pie won't cure!

    Last night was pretty good but in hindsight we didnt really do all that much? Just a few too many beers with a friend and an Arnie movie (total recall, which i've still yet to see. too drunk last night).

    I also got paid yesterday, I bought a bunch of cheer myself up treats to sort of help me get through the breaking up thing but really, I'm half over it already. it was a nice breakup. I am poor again, tho.

    This ...
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  8. My gf just broke up with me.

    by , 07-26-2011 at 10:45 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Come at me, ladies of eoff /smug
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  9. Flamingos

    by , 07-24-2011 at 10:34 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Flamingos are ABSURD


    Look at their legs.
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  10. This is a drink that exists X-RATED CONTENT

    by , 07-14-2011 at 05:12 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I bought this drink today. It is marketed at women looking at the design and flavour.....would you buy this?

    [URL=http://imgur.com/Kgna5][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kgna5.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    I did. It tasted awful like most energy drinks, and not at all how I expected it to taste.
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