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  1. Fried rice is awesome

    by , 03-29-2012 at 10:22 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

    Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

    Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

    if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...
  2. For a lonely nerd, I sure masturbate a lot

    by , 02-18-2012 at 10:19 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8

    Rinse
    Renzokuken
    Repeat

    I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...

    thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you


    *the only gf i will ever have again, lmao
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  3. HOLY tit, THAT'S AN ARM?!

    by , 01-26-2012 at 08:31 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vf6cl.png[/IMG]

    All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.

    But I was wrong.

    It's his goddamn arm.


    Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?


    This has seriously blown my mind!
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  4. SOMETIMES WHEN IM DEPRESSED I LIKE TO WRITE IN UPPER CASE WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION

    by , 01-19-2012 at 04:40 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL

    IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT

    BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW

    THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS
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  5. Coursework boredom

    by , 01-12-2012 at 04:24 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    basically got this on loop to help me cope

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]

    the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:

    hows it going?
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  6. i ate like a whole jaffa cake box today

    by , 01-02-2012 at 07:32 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    the big ones they sell at christmas time, with like 6 regular boxes inside it.

    also i'm staying in bed all week, finishing coursework and watching old episodes of friends, and not talking to anyone.


    :kakapo: me irl atm :kakapo:
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  7. i heard a guy whistling chocobo and battle over music today

    by , 12-13-2011 at 10:18 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    WAS IT YOU??

    i was gonna approach with the secret eoff handshake/coded question but im not cool enough to know what it is
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  8. donger is an infinitely more humorous word for male genitalia than dong

    by , 12-11-2011 at 12:25 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I've put some thought into this.

    Donger is much more funny than dong. Say it aloud. Let it sort of flow out of your mouth. Slowly. Let it fill your mouth and then drip out.

    Johnson is also a humorous word for the male reproductive shaft. It's so American.

    A donger decorated with the stars and stripes, perhaps with actual cubic zirconia stars glued to it as is the fashion currently (I tried wikipedia-ing 'Vajazzle' and it suggested Vajszló, a village ...
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  9. all this gangsta rap im listening to is a constant reminder that i'm not getting any

    by , 11-03-2011 at 12:35 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I've been listening to a lot of gangsta rap lately, and it is a constant reminder that I am not participating in any amount of sexual activity.

    I did have a drunken one night thing a couple weeks ago, but it was pretty pathetic. I didn't even 'nut' (this is a gangsta rap term). I didn't even take my socks off.

    Is there any rap about masturbation

    Or celibacy

    I don't think I can hear about any more ho's getting their knees dirty for the r ...
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  10. Teat.

    by , 09-13-2011 at 10:53 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Teat is a pretty funny word.

    I am almost all better again. I even did a pushup today. I am still very tired, and maybe depressed, I can't tell for sure.

    I'm trying to make a decision on the project I have to do for university this year, it's not dissertation-important, but fairly important none the less. I've narrowed it down to two choices, unless I can come up with my own project idea. Both have great positives and big drawbacks. It's giving me a headache !!
    ...
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