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Parkers Poop Paradise

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  1. Im pretty hungover

    by , 07-30-2011 at 09:53 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    But it's nothing a good pie won't cure!

    Last night was pretty good but in hindsight we didnt really do all that much? Just a few too many beers with a friend and an Arnie movie (total recall, which i've still yet to see. too drunk last night).

    I also got paid yesterday, I bought a bunch of cheer myself up treats to sort of help me get through the breaking up thing but really, I'm half over it already. it was a nice breakup. I am poor again, tho.

    This ...
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  2. My gf just broke up with me.

    by , 07-26-2011 at 10:45 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Come at me, ladies of eoff /smug
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  3. Flamingos

    by , 07-24-2011 at 10:34 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Flamingos are ABSURD


    Look at their legs.
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  4. This is a drink that exists X-RATED CONTENT

    by , 07-14-2011 at 05:12 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I bought this drink today. It is marketed at women looking at the design and flavour.....would you buy this?

    [URL=http://imgur.com/Kgna5][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kgna5.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    I did. It tasted awful like most energy drinks, and not at all how I expected it to taste.
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  5. I am making pizza

    by , 07-14-2011 at 01:26 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I am so excited.!

    The dough is rising atm........takes a few hours so i thought i'd write a blog! about pizza!

    the dough should make two pizzas so i am thinking ham and oyster mushroom on one (i dunno how well oyster mushroom goes on pizza and ive never had it before but it was on sale so i grabbed it!) and pepperoni and mozz on t'other? The toppings arent important for this experiment because Im concentrating on the sauce!

    Ive never made sauce before!! ...
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  6. Ugh. The Save Crystal.

    by , 07-01-2011 at 12:59 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I've fallen victim to the save crystal glitch in the Northern Crater and I've lost over 50 hours of play.

    My last non-messed up save is just before the temple of the ancients.

    I don't know what all this returners/warriors thing is all about but this glitch has forced me to side with whichever groups aren't affiliated with 7.

    The hardest part? I have to watch Aeris die all over again...


    ...can a heart break twice?