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I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...

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