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  1. Fried rice is awesome

    by , 03-29-2012 at 09:22 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

    Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

    Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

    if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...
  2. Man Flu does not exist.

    by , 09-05-2011 at 10:40 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Nope. I'm actually dying. Maybe.

    Ok, so maybe I'm not [i]dying[/i], but I am pretty sick. Right.

    Well.....maybe it's a mild case of the sniffles.

    It doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth.

    My roomates have been topping my glass up with fresh water, bringing me food, arranging my pillow, singing me to sleep and spraying my room with perfume.

    I think I'm going to be horribly and irreversibly unwell for the rest of ...
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