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I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...

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I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8

Rinse
Renzokuken
Repeat

I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...

thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you


*the only gf i will ever have again, lmao

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All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.

But I was wrong.

It's his goddamn arm.


Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?


This has seriously blown my mind!

ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL

IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT

BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW

THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS

basically got this on loop to help me cope

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]

the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:

hows it going?

the big ones they sell at christmas time, with like 6 regular boxes inside it.

also i'm staying in bed all week, finishing coursework and watching old episodes of friends, and not talking to anyone.


:kakapo: me irl atm :kakapo:

WAS IT YOU??

i was gonna approach with the secret eoff handshake/coded question but im not cool enough to know what it is

I've put some thought into this.

Donger is much more funny than dong. Say it aloud. Let it sort of flow out of your mouth. Slowly. Let it fill your mouth and then drip out.

Johnson is also a humorous word for the male reproductive shaft. It's so American.

A donger decorated with the stars and stripes, perhaps with actual cubic zirconia stars glued to it as is the fashion currently (I tried wikipedia-ing 'Vajazzle' and it suggested Vajszló, a village ...

I've been listening to a lot of gangsta rap lately, and it is a constant reminder that I am not participating in any amount of sexual activity.

I did have a drunken one night thing a couple weeks ago, but it was pretty pathetic. I didn't even 'nut' (this is a gangsta rap term). I didn't even take my socks off.

Is there any rap about masturbation

Or celibacy

I don't think I can hear about any more ho's getting their knees dirty for the r ...

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Teat is a pretty funny word.

I am almost all better again. I even did a pushup today. I am still very tired, and maybe depressed, I can't tell for sure.

I'm trying to make a decision on the project I have to do for university this year, it's not dissertation-important, but fairly important none the less. I've narrowed it down to two choices, unless I can come up with my own project idea. Both have great positives and big drawbacks. It's giving me a headache !!
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