krissy

Back in town to help the sister move, smurfing empire shows up on our doorstep after this one dick-ass soldier with a Napoleon complex smurfing tries to arrest me for drawing some smurfing fish. We down all those mothersmurfers, bang, bang, bang. If there's one thing I learned in studying Nature in smurfing university it's that once you got bullets in your skull-piece you ain't getting back up and dancin' the Imperial smurf-sucking jigs no more. Napoleon decides to pollinate the countryside with ...