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The best parenting tip I can give you is to make sure your kid plays FFIX FIRST. It will make playing the others and absolute treat, because you'll see stuff you recognise, and it will make replaying IX an even more enjoyable experience as you understand more and more of the references found within.

You're welcome.

For a boy, name him Oscar and raise him in a trash can.

For a girl, name her Stephanie and raise her on LInux.

Either way, raise your child to love and worship the almighty Shrek.

Thanks for the encouragement, guys!

@Kaycee: No, we're not living together yet. We're discussing where we want to go from here at the moment. Living situations, jobs, marriage, stuff like that.

@Lockharted: It wasn't planned at all, but it wasn't really a surprise either. I'd been pretty sure she was pregnant for a few weeks, but we didn't think to get a test until her rage week came and went without incident.

@Phil: I actually suggested Luke if it's a boy. It is not being well received.

You are not a stupid person. I have no fears for your babies. Congratulations! May your babies be healthy and smart with poop that smells like nothing and very little vomit.

Also you and Amanda should exchange advice all the time. It would be amusing to me.

Luke or Leia right?

Congrats mate, I'm sure that you'll make an awesome papa!

oooh! Eric's been getting freaky

Are you going to name him after your brother?
If not your brother, how about one of them Star folk?

You will be one bitchin' sweet Dad. Conbulations!

Also now I'm going to go post it ALL OVER YOUR WALL just like you asked! That's what a good Facebook user I am!

Wow! Was it planned or a surprise?
This is amazing! I know so many people getting pregnant and becoming parents lately, it's wonderful!

Call him Arthur, or her Martha. Much obliged.

Seriousness aside, congrats, man. That is really cool. Tough times ahead, but I know you'll make a great dad!

YAAAAAAAAAAAY LITTLE ERICS

procreatin' like a boss

Congrats eric! Are you guys planning on moving in together or omg i am so out of the loop of your life! Are you already? Ack! BABY ERIC! Congrats man! Daddy Eric :3

Congrats!!!

Originally Posted by Yeargdribble

My wife and I have totally been the loud neighbors before.... threesome action included.

@Iceglow
Only recently were sex toys decriminalized in Texas. Before that, having a certain amount would net you a felony because having over that number (3 I believe) would count you as a "dealer." And it's not like it was one of those unenforced laws. They actually did catch and charge people with it.

There are still states where any position with missionary is illegal and oral sex certainly is.


Speaking of noisy neighbors though... we used to have the oddest neighbors. They had no rhythm. I just didn't get them. Their sex was always punctuated with 5 seconds of pounding followed by a bit of laughing and then very uneven sex again. It was a weird slap.... slapslap... slap...........slap... slap....slapslapslap. What the hell? Nobody ever sounded like they were getting anywhere. There would be moaning followed by talking followed by moaning followed by laughing. It was always a very fake and pornographic sound coming from the girl.

My state is like that. It's illegal to sodomize people. Joke's on them, I sodomize EVERYONE.

Eric you just need to have noisy sex back

The inability to have rhythm is always something that blew my mind. I used to think "How can people not clap a steady beat. Surely when they have sex they do it evenly. Just transfer that to clapping." Since these neighbors it has occurred to me that perhaps the rhythmically unable transfer their handicap to sex and literally have trouble keeping a steady motion. Mind boggling.

Originally Posted by Yeargdribble

It was oddly consistent. Any time they had sex it was like that. It was the spanking sound but rather the clopping sound of a guy slamming into a girl from behind... just completely arhythmic. Sometimes the TV was on in the background, but never porn.

Well, just like any other physical activity, being good takes practice. Maybe he needs more practice!

It was oddly consistent. Any time they had sex it was like that. It was the spanking sound but rather the clopping sound of a guy slamming into a girl from behind... just completely arhythmic. Sometimes the TV was on in the background, but never porn.

Originally Posted by Yeargdribble

Speaking of noisy neighbors though... we used to have the oddest neighbors. They had no rhythm. I just didn't get them. Their sex was always punctuated with 5 seconds of pounding followed by a bit of laughing and then very uneven sex again. It was a weird slap.... slapslap... slap...........slap... slap....slapslapslap. What the hell? Nobody ever sounded like they were getting anywhere. There would be moaning followed by talking followed by moaning followed by laughing. It was always a very fake and pornographic sound coming from the girl.

Maybe it was a movie?

Or maybe they were role playing? With a bit of S&M added in...

hah! oral sex is illegal!
lolololololol

My wife and I have totally been the loud neighbors before.... threesome action included.

@Iceglow
Only recently were sex toys decriminalized in Texas. Before that, having a certain amount would net you a felony because having over that number (3 I believe) would count you as a "dealer." And it's not like it was one of those unenforced laws. They actually did catch and charge people with it.

There are still states where any position with missionary is illegal and oral sex certainly is.


Speaking of noisy neighbors though... we used to have the oddest neighbors. They had no rhythm. I just didn't get them. Their sex was always punctuated with 5 seconds of pounding followed by a bit of laughing and then very uneven sex again. It was a weird slap.... slapslap... slap...........slap... slap....slapslapslap. What the hell? Nobody ever sounded like they were getting anywhere. There would be moaning followed by talking followed by moaning followed by laughing. It was always a very fake and pornographic sound coming from the girl.